Customer Service position opens due to hungry wandering monster...


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Wanted: One Customer Service representative that's motivated, energetic, and can avoid the CR .25 wandering monsters in the office. Please see the job post for more details.

Customer Service Representative

--Jeff

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

*prod*

*swims to surface*

*cough* Hellllp! *cough* *splutter*

*sink*

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Wow. I am so totally going to submit my resume. I live and Kansas and I am a Lab Technician in a Biochemistry Lab, but I would move to Siberia and ride a bicycle to get there if it meant working for Paizo. As a total gamer geek, any job at Paizo would be like some sort of self actualization on par with the top level of Maslow's Hierarchy of needs. This is the first job posting for you guys I have seen that doesn't want a webdesigner or software programmer or something. Granted a degree in Biology isn't exactly related, but what have I got to lose right?


Wow. I just may submit an application. I've always wanted to live in Seattle. :)

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Brent wrote:
Granted a degree in Biology isn't exactly related, but what have I got to lose right?

Hey, my degree is in biology too!

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Jeremy Walker wrote:
Brent wrote:
Granted a degree in Biology isn't exactly related, but what have I got to lose right?
Hey, my degree is in biology too!

So's the CEO's.


So what you guys are saying is that the degree in Biochemistry that I plan on going for in 2 years is not that useful? So I should aim for more of a Chemical Engineering degree? ~GRINS~

I wish I could actually try for the job, but right now my credit card bills have me tied here for 4 more years. Good luck on finding a good person for the job.

Silver Crusade

Bah! I'm job hunting, and would be well-qualified with my customer service background, but I'm not in a position to move to Seattle. Figures.

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Sharoth wrote:
... right now my credit card bills have me tied here for 4 more years.

Pfft... Payin' bills is fer suckers! If you ignore them, I bet they'll just go away like they did for me!*

*Individual results may vary. See your financial consultant before beginning any debt-accruing program. Void where prohibited.


~laughter~ Nice try Cosmo. I want to pay off these damn bills. I have been doing it for too long. ~thoughtful look~ However, if I had declared barkrupcy when I wanted too, I would be halfway through with the 7 year black mark by now. ~shrugs~ Oh, well.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Vic Wertz wrote:
Jeremy Walker wrote:
Hey, my degree is in biology too!
So's the CEO's.

(Err... make that *one* of her degrees is in biology. She's also got an MBA and all that, to help with the CEOing and such.)

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Vic Wertz wrote:
(Err... make that *one* of her degrees is in biology. She's also got an MBA and all that, to help with the CEOing and such.)

Heh... CEOing... Y'know, you shouldn't verb nouns.


Gwydion wrote:
Wow. I just may submit an application. I've always wanted to live in Seattle. :)

I would do it just to fight CR .25 creatures!

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Cosmo wrote:
Y'know, you shouldn't verb nouns.

I do not have a degree in English, yo.


Vic Wertz wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Y'know, you shouldn't verb nouns.
I do not have a degree in English, yo.

Dissention in the ranks? I thought the recent bout of cannibalism would have sorted all of this out. For shame. Perhaps there will be multiple openings soon?

El Skootro

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el_skootro wrote:


Dissention in the ranks? I thought the recent bout of cannibalism would have sorted all of this out. For shame. Perhaps there will be multiple openings soon?

Better watch it, bub, they'll eat YOU next...

Phil (undead in New York this week...mmm, brains...)


Cosmo wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
(Err... make that *one* of her degrees is in biology. She's also got an MBA and all that, to help with the CEOing and such.)
Heh... CEOing... Y'know, you shouldn't verb nouns.

I hate to point this out, but isn't using a the word verb, which is a noun that refers to a type of word, as a verb, as in, to change as noun into a verb by using it as such in a sentance, actually "verbing" a noun?

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KnightErrantJR wrote:
I hate to point this out, but isn't using a the word verb, which is a noun that refers to a type of word, as a verb, as in, to change as noun into a verb by using it as such in a sentance, actually "verbing" a noun?

It's OK, as long as you don't gerund your verbing... D'oh!

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