Shifty PFS Group Bravo (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

No potions :(

Stupid hat lady gets stabbed, tries shanking Reta!
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

The frog is having a bad day... but they are all blocked in by Reta!

R1
Enemy stabbity!
Chuffy
Poog
Reta
Mog

LT 0
V 6

Chuffy is hiding really well, otherwise Poog would give him a poke with a healy stick!

Poog begins running moving back to the ladder. Reta's going to need help!

R1
Enemy stabbity!
Chuffy
Poog iz jogging!
Reta
Mog

LT 0
V 6

Mog gets up and moves to the ladder with a fist full of mud

Chuffy gets out the muck a bit disappoiunted that the whole stupid ship didn't go kaboom. He watches Reta kill the ugly lady and cheers her on then realizes he's landed in horse dung and slowly makes his way out.

Hey! No Chuffy on the map! Unfair!

"YOU CAN'T HIT RETA. RETA IS TOO FAST!"

+1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 181d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Chuffy back on map, he was under mud. He had a hard time trying to get out with Reta standing on his head

R1
Enemy stabbity!
Chuffy moving!
Poog iz jogging!
Reta STABBITY!
Mog moving!

LT 0
V 10

Reta stabs the woman again, laughing at the silly pointed hat whils she does so.

The woman tries to stab back!

Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

The wasps have really started to dissipate now... they wont be providing much distraction going forward...!

R2
Enemy stabbity!
Chuffy
Poog
Reta
Mog

LT 0
V 10

At the top of the page I have linked a reporting sheet. The chrinicle is for a level 1 character, please provide the relevant details etc so sheets can come out in a timely manner :) We are nearing the end...

I think I already reported but din't give you a name for a level 1 character cause I haven't made one cause they haven't updated additional resources in FOREVER! In case you do need a name make it out to GONG the STRONG really hoping I can build that guy. Also I want my GOBLIN BOON!

RETA! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! Chuffy shouts in support of the fair haired Goblin maiden as he looks to make his way back on to the ship.

LOL ok - as long as you have a character number generated it is all good

so we have to have a character in mind, i dont which character to apply it to,,,whats this about a goblin boon??

mog moves farther up the ladder and if he can will toss the mud ball at the witch to blind her

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

[ooc}No clear shot from Moggy yet.. getting off a boat is a lot quicker than getting back up on it to the combat :([/ooc]

Inspired by Chuffy Reta swings again, smiling broadly.
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 221d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

R2
Enemy stabbity!
Chuffy puffrunningpuff!
Poog
Reta CHOPPITY!
Mog moves

Reta having great day going stabstabstab!

Also, on balance, I reckon a mudball - while not actually RAW, is certainly RAI from a Goblin perspective - so I'll pay the horrid Goblin woman gets a mud pie in the face incurring a -2 to hit penalty for a round

LT 0
V 16

Poog moves to get back towards the action!

Poog makes Large Fat Frog an offer it can't refuse!

Using Speak with Animals domain power!

The wasps quieten, the Frog has had a really bad day...

The woman steps back and casts a spell! A rat swarm consists of a biting, roiling mass of hundreds of disease-ridden rats driven to uncharacteristic heights of aggression by fantastic and overwhelming hunger engulfs the party!

The Frog goes for Reta with a big sticky tongue!

Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

Reta is grabbed and pulled into the room!

R3
Enemy Spells and Tongues!
Chuffy
Poog
Reta
Mog

Am I being grappled?

Yep, you have been grabbed and dragged

Disoriented Reta slashes at whatever is in front of her, but her stab streak seems to have been broken.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 61d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
-2 applied for grapple condition

Em chuffy wasn't standing with the other goblins. He was trying to get back on the ship. After 2 and a half rounds of moving is Chuffy in a position to attack now?

Chuffy is back to the combat, it has broken out on the main deck where everyone left Reta :) That first door everyone was looking at was the main living area. There is (some) space there, Chuffy would have to enter the cabin to get into the fight though.

I thought I was still climbing the Ladder?

You guys all went over the side from the main deck - up the ladder is the dogs. The main deck is (as it turns out) where the crazy lady lives, and you have managed to get back there. If you were climbing you'd also have to engage the dogs as well as the crazy lady and her frog... you can bypass the main combat and climb if you'd like though :)

well I that case I will toss a bomb at the swarm

attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

The swarm get a bit hotter..!

R3
Enemy Spells and Tongues!
Chuffy
Poog
Reta miss!
Mog BOOM!

LLT 0
V 16
Swarm 6

Poog runs around the tall ship-tree and pokes Chuffy with a healy stik!

CLWW, aka 'healy stik': 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Chuffy gets some Healing!

I'm still confused... in any case if I can't attack then I will move to get close to the evil goblin lady

You're in the combat, why can't you attack? If it's just a rat Swarm you can move out of it then attack the Goblin lady, no?

alright chuffy will move into flanking position and attack the ugly goblin lady

Chuffy scuttles past reta and sneak up behind the witch hacking with his dogslicers.

Attack1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15 Damage 1d4 - 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) - 2 + (6) = 8

On the main map linked up top it shows the overhead view of the boat (Which is multi level). The insert map has where you guys are fighting (in and around a cabin) on the main deck.

Chuffy moves around the woman, but draws a pointy reply "I'll cook your eyes!"

AoO1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 2

And then stabs her neatly!
She looks to be in VERY poor condition now!
She steps away and drinks a potion!
CLW 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
She looks a bit better!

The frog tries biting Reta!
Attack 1d20 ⇒ 11
But failz!
For a moment she was looking at a very big mouth!

R4
Enemy Potions and tongues
Chuffy
Poog
Reta
Mog

LLT 0
V 19
Swarm 6

mog tosses his last bomb at the swarm

attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
damage : 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

The swarm decides they don't like Mogs bombs. The swarm goez away!

Doesn't the frog need to make a roll to maintain the grapple?

It has let go to bite :) Reta is FREE!

Reta moves closer to the goblin lady hoping to avoid getting eaten.
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 161d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

STAB STAB!
The lady gets stabbed again!

V 22

Poog moves up to help Reta!

Assist Reta(AC): 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Poog almost stabs Reta trying to help out.

R4
Enemy Potions and tongues
Chuffy
Poog help!
Reta STAB
Mog BOOM!

LLT 0
V 22

Chuffy tries one more final stab.

Attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12 Damage 1d4 - 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 2 + (5) = 6

Chuffy misses... the lady is wedged into the corner, back to the wall, she tries stabbing Chuffy!

Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
But Chuffy too fast!

Frog tries being a Reta eater!
Attack 1d20 ⇒ 9
Reta not got got!

R5
Enemy Stabbity bite - not.
Chuffy
Poog
Reta
Mog

LLT 0
V 22

Reta is getting tired of this Goblin lady.
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 121d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
the dice roller has abandoned us!

Someone has to get a winner SURELY! :)

Not to put too fine a point on it, but start thinking ahead to when she's toast. At the end of the day there are two chained up dogs sitting up on a roof - I cant see how this ends well for them and really it's probably a handwave and an abstracted ending - you could literally sit on the far deck on banana lounges and watch them all starve to death - or chuck rocks at them - unless you have a passion for engaging them for combat sake :P

More than likely kill them with rocks

mog moves into the room and attacks the frog but hits only the floor

attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

NOTHING BUT FAILS!!!

Wow... just wow... :p

Poog tries to help Reta again!

Aid Reta(AC)Sickened: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Are we on a timeframe? Because watching the dogs starve to death would be a new neat way of killing them! And we'd have toothy goblin for food, and frog, so food would be okay FOR US.

Seriously? FFS, DICE ROLLLER. POOOOG SHANK THAT BIOTCH!

Poog shanks die roller: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (11) - 1 = 101d6 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4

EDIT: Between this and the last room of the Thornkeep run I'm on elsewhere(which is actually the *first* room because we went backwards) we're on a course for ignominy and utter fail...

We better hope Chuffy has some magic...!

Only real timeframe is getting any located fireworks back to the tribe

Chuffy needs to stop making declarative statements like 'final stab'. Fate doesn't like tha--AAGGHHHHH MY FOOOTTTTT!!!

Poog smiles evilly for No Reason.

Ow ow ow ow. Back to the... ow... dogs thing. It'd be neat to take a piece of their former owner and throw it up there between the two of them after they've been starving for a day or two, to watch them tear each other apart over the meat. Oh. Hey. Thanks, Poog? *glances at Poog nervously after the priest uses a wand on him.*

Poog smiles evilly AGAIN for No Reason.

now that would be awesome if one of us could just land a hit...

Chuffy mighty Goblin hero slays evil villain with mighty blow. All hail Chuffy!

Attack1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11 Damage 1d4 - 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) - 2 + (4) = 6

Muhahahaha