Shifty PFS Group Bravo (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

Reta's eyes widen as she sees the Horse. But she has an audience, and can show no fear.

"RETA KILL YOU!" She shouts and as fast as her tiny scrawny legs will carry her she launches an assault at the behemoth before her.
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 181d4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Bane Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 1) = 7
Charge, -2 to AC for one round. Dogslicer is upgraded to +3 Baneweapon against horses

The Horse gets a face full of Reta and cold steel!

Horse then attacks her back, much angry!

Hoof 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (15) - 2 = 13
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Hoof 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (15) - 2 = 13
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

But she is just missed!

R1
Reta STAB!
HORSE! Kick!
Chuffy
Mog
Poog

R2
Reta
HORSE

Reta can smell the dogs, there are a few! On top of the boat...

Double move. Shouldn't the horse by 2x1 in size?

Chuffy makes his way through the muck in order to aid Reta.

mog moves closer to he hateful horse

double move, any chance my mutagen is still good?

I'll give you 10 rounds of Mutagen, how's that work for you?

Mog legs it forward!

R1
Reta STAB!
HORSE! Kick!
Chuffy
Mog runs!
Poog

R2
Reta
HORSE

Poog not feeling so good, he send finger of fire at horse.

Firebolt(Ranged Touch, Sickened, Into Melee?): 1d20 + 2 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 2 - 2 - 4 = 101d6 ⇒ 3

The firey bolt goes wide. The other Goblins stop what they are doing for a moment and watch with glee - then get back to the fight.

Chuffy up, then Reta!

Chuffy double moved on his action.

Reta swings again.
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 72d6 ⇒ (5, 2) = 7

Ahh he did too!

Nope, Horse is a Large creature, so they all occupy 2x2. 2x1 was 3.5 :) - that being said...

Reta smacks the horse again with the Chopper and the horse falls in two.

Horse stops playing.

/Endcombat

who's the most useless goblin whaaaat ^_^

Ah good kill horsie Reta! Chuffy exclaims.

Now Chuffy sneak on boat and slit witch throat!

Stealth1d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 32

Mog follows chuffy

stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32

woot I'm a ghost (^o^)

Stealth: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19

Reta follows as well.

Poog attempts to sneak along after the party, even though he feels like one of those longshanks airbags that float in air about to burst.

Stealth: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Chuffy leads on... he kicks some annoying vine.

As he moves on, a big brown ball falls towards Mogmurch!

Mog - DC15 Reflex to catch it!

reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13 I have the familiar folio so that give me a re-roll once a game right?
reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16 Yes got it

Yep cool

Mog catches the big brown ball, that turns out to be an nasty stingy bitey wasp nest that had been rigged up as trap... as it didn't break, he's now holding onto it safely...

You make your way up the gangplank to the main deck and note the following.

-The main deck.

The main deck of the shipwreck is cluttered with objects both natural and artificial. Thick swaths of leafy vines grow over the deck, and shiny green patches of algae and moss grow where the vines do not. The central cabin's roof has a wide edge, creating a canopied walkway along the ship's sides. A flight of steps up to the roof of the ship's main cabin, the entrance to which is blocked by a door decorated by a large number of rodent and bird skulls. A smoking stovepipe chimney extends up from the ship's highest point above.

-The rigging.

Two rickety wooden platforms—crow’s nests—sit on the masts, ten feet above the ship’s deck below. Each is linked by a pair of thick ropes, and additional ropes hang down from the platform on the stern-most mast to the deck.

Chuffy points to the main cabin and makes his way there as good as he can.

Stealth 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (11) + 16 = 27 are any further rolls needed here?

More a case of identify where you are going, and prepare to deal with a door

Where is the stovepipe chimney? Poog is feeling very very mean right now.

Its waaaaaay up top of a few ladders...

Poog points to the thing Moggy found, then the smokestack, making a miming motion of it falling down the pipe and exploding.

ie, it'd be a darn shame if angry bugs came burning out inside the house, wouldn't it? Not sure if it'd work, though.

"Reta smells dogs here!" Reta whispers to the surprise of everyone around. Until of course your realize her voice sounds sore, must have been all that screaming in fear when the horse appeared.

"Near chimney!"

Reta also knows that the dogs are up there near the top of the chimney...!

Chuffy bobs his head enthusiastically in the direction of Poog.

Yeah make witch go boom and burn! Dat be fun. Give it to chuffy chuffy sneakiest of all and put in chimney!

simply gobliny idea ^_^

Mog joyful of the idea to hurt what ever is in the own with its own trap he happily tosses the
Ball at chuffy

Chuffy beams a large smile and disappears into the shadows.

Can I use my stealth roll above for this?

You will have to climb up a ladder or two, and you are aware there are dogs up there - so yes you can, but plan accordingly :) Chuffy going up?

Chuffy sneak past stinking dogs!

Chuffy will also take along some fireworks...that'll be a blast! :)

Chuffy starts sneaking off, he gets up the first ladder, and then notices some strange chains... as he gets near the top of the ladder there is an enormous amount of barking as the dogs sniff him out!

The dogs lurch in on Chuffy but they cant get him on the ladder! He sees that they are tethered to long chains. One a mangy hound with one blue eye and one brown eye and the other a scruffy mongrel with a crooked tail.

Chuffy has the scare of a lifetime but smart chuffy realizes that dumb dogs are chained and can't do anything about him blowing up the ship. He sticks out his very long goblin tongue and almost gets it chomped off as he scurriesup the ladder and scuttles over to the roof now in a hurry because the dogs likely alarmed the evil witch b+&%!.

Chuffy will have to pass the dogs to get up the other ladder... they will be able to attack if he tries...

Jump? ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง I believe in you

Wheñ were we told anything about a witch?

Hmm climbing will deny chuffy his AC bonus so he would likely die in the effort. I think I will gulp my potion of jump and try to fly over them!

Chuffy is scarred of dogs but he wants to be big hero of licktoads so he gulps down a hero potion and makes big jump.

Acrobatics1d20 + 18 ⇒ (15) + 18 = 33

Good call. STOP POKING ME, Poog!

Poog watches with held breath, hoping.

Chuffy moves over the top pf the ladder and out of sight, the dogs bark and howl... you wonder how Chuffy is getting on - you can't hear screaming.

***

Chuffy slips past the dogs like a greased rat and gets to the ladder on the far side, climbing above the topmost portion of the boat.

He stares at a chimney.

Chuffy laughs manically as he scurries up the ladder. He takes the wasp nest and stoves it down the chimney then decides that a big badaboom would be even more fun and chucks in a number of fire works for good measure.

Being a smart goblin he jumps before everything goes KABOOM...

Acrobatics1d20 + 18 ⇒ (12) + 18 = 30

There is silence (Sort of) for a moment (Dogs didn;t get the memo - they are barking off their heads) then there is a series of explosions and crazy...

Mog/Poog/Reta at bottom of lower ladder. Chuffy way up top. You have a round of actions before the crud and the fan connect

Chuffy
Mog
Poog
Reta

I'll use the above acrobatics roll to hopp of the ship into the muck

Mog jumps into the muck to hide

lets get the stealth out (^o^): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (18) + 12 = 30

Jumping into the muck involves jumping off the boat. Its about a 30' drop for Chuffy, 10~15' for Mog

well the i will move down then hide ^_^

Reta, oblivious to what's going on, will stand around tapping her toes waiting for the rest of the Goblins to start moving.

So I got this right

Reta waiting, foot tapping, ready to stab people.
Mogmurch, moving off the boat to hide
Chuffy jumping overboard to the mud below.
Poog?

Poog sees other goblins jumping over the side of the boat and realizes that is probably a good idea. He's in no great shape to do this thing himself, but he has no idea WHAT Chuffy just did, so over the side he goes!

Acrobatics(Untrained, Sickened): 1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 - 2 = 18

Stealth(Sickened): 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 8 - 2 = 21

OK here we go...

Falling
*Chuffy 2d6 ⇒ (4, 6) = 10 Non-lethal falling
*Poog unhurt falling
Mogmurch moves.
Reta waits

Saves
2d20 ⇒ (7, 17) = 24
***

When the banging and crazy kicks off, Reta is surprised to see it is accented with flying Goblins, a rather spectacular show.

She is a little perplexed when the door in front of her bursts open and a stange nasty looking Goblin lady with a dumb pointy hat comes bursting through - Reta also notes the lady has big fangy teeth!

Behind the stupid lady with the dumb hat is a big fat frog.

Neither the frog nor the lady seem to like Reta, but they were moving away from a sea of detonating fireworks and a bajillion stingy wasps - that seem to be stinging the fun out of the frog right now.

Supriz!
Reta.

R1
Enemy
Chuffy
Poog
Reta
Mog

"RETA IS PRETTIER THAN YOU!"
Reta has never played well with other females of her species.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 141d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Chuffy is at 1/11 did I get a potion of CLW somewhere along the way?