I'll be telling you when you level up.
So… do we have a job offer?
Also, according to the CRB, having gear equivalent to an NPC would reduce your CR by 1…. And starting with nothing would reduce CR by 2. Is that just too cheesy? Would that even do anything?
As for paying with copper coins, well, I can replicate greater creation with wish, can't I? It wouldn't really require a retcon beyond the absence of my homunculus (who isn't really doing anything anyway).
Also, Ixivixi, feel free to give yourself a +5 inherent bonus to your ability scores, and I'm happy to use my abilities to help you out any way you want.
Your APL may change, but you're not getting more levels.
So… do we have a job offer?
Also, according to the CRB, having gear equivalent to an NPC would reduce your CR by 1…. And starting with nothing would reduce CR by 2. Is that just too cheesy? Would that even do anything?
As for paying with copper coins, well, I can replicate greater creation with wish, can't I? It wouldn't really require a retcon beyond the absence of my homunculus (who isn't really doing anything anyway).Also, Ixivixi, feel free to give yourself a +5 inherent bonus to your ability scores, and I'm happy to use my abilities to help you out any way you want.
Thank you!
Thank you!So… do we have a job offer?
Also, according to the CRB, having gear equivalent to an NPC would reduce your CR by 1…. And starting with nothing would reduce CR by 2. Is that just too cheesy? Would that even do anything?
As for paying with copper coins, well, I can replicate greater creation with wish, can't I? It wouldn't really require a retcon beyond the absence of my homunculus (who isn't really doing anything anyway).Also, Ixivixi, feel free to give yourself a +5 inherent bonus to your ability scores, and I'm happy to use my abilities to help you out any way you want.
No prob. I actually just kept forgetting to mention it (that, and in-game, it hadn't quite come time yet). This powerful of a character... I'd be something of a jerk to not help out.
GM, what items are for sale in the City of Brass?
Just to clarify, Eglian would make money by first using full pouch as much as needed to have lots of duplicates of homunculus clays, then sell those (at half price of just over 2,000 gp each) until the market has reached saturation (if that's even possible in the multiverse's biggest Bazaar), then buy another alchemical item, duplicate it, and repeat until he no longer needs any more money.
Every item is available excluding artifacts.
Okay, cool....
So, I'm going to spend some time deciding what items I want.
I'll also bankroll Ixivixi, so feel free to buy... whatever, really. Between Wishes and the full pouch trick, we should have all but infinite cash?
Hahaha.....
I tried listing off what I bought, and the page crashed.... too long of an input, I guess. I've added a spoiler to Eglian's page listing what I just bought.
I didn't even try to calculate the cost, it's so much (somewhere in the millions). However, being undead and therefore immortal, Eglian will spend however long it takes to find, haggle, bargain, create goods, offer spells, and trade for everything on the list.
You asked me to break the game... I'm doing my best.
You are asking somebody made as a companion to rich people to go shopping. Ixi is in heaven.
I kept it at just under 1.8 million.
Combat Gear cube of force, hypnotic tattoo, otherworldly kimono[UE], shadowform belt[UE], unicorn's blackened horn, wayfinder of passage; Other Gear metamagician's apprentice[UE], amulet of natural armor +5, bag of concealment iv, blaster's bracers, book of perfect jokes[MA], boots of speed, brass spider[ACG], cayden's cup[MA], cloak of displacement, minor, crystal mask of insightful detection, cyberart, eversmoking bottle, eyes of the dragon[UE], gloves of shaping[UE], headband of mental superiority +6, immovable rod (20), instant fortress, mulberry pentacle ioun stone, orange prism ioun stone, pale green prism ioun stone, phantom entourage, portable hole, psychoactive skin of the hero, ring of chameleon power, ring of freedom of movement, stone of good luck (luckstone), third eye (sense), traveler's any-tool[UE], voidlight lantern, adamantine wire saw[UE], applejack (per gallon)[UE] (5), arcane family workbook[ARG], baijiu (per bottle)[UE] (10), battery (100), billiards gear[UE], board games[UE], camera, cards[UE], chocolate (per bar)[UE] (100), coffee, mwangi (per cup) (100), dark and stormy (100), dice[UE], dominos[UE], fortune cookies[UE] (100), interrogation tools, juggler's kit[UE], mithral waffle iron[UE], orrery, calculating grand, perfume, exotic[ISWG] (10), pocket watch, power receiver, premium hookah, prismatic force field, prismatic hologram generator, sealord wine (per bottle)[UE] (50), secrets of the dreaming dark, pp. 1-195, secrets of the dreaming dark, pp. 372-404, spyglass, masterwork, sunsilk garments, telescope (×250, +6), the inward-facing circle, traveler's pocket watch, wine, corentyn (per bottle) (50), 4,725 gp
Did you know there's a non-artifact version of the Deck of Many Things? It's called the Silent Aviary and allows you to put back cards you don't like.
...I bought 5.
I'm still working on recalculating my stats, and buying mundane gear. This is... I don't even know.
Ixi, have you looked at the Bottle of Everlasting Sake?
I did look at it. Eh, it's not his cup of tea.
Be warned, plane shift won't work once you start going to pocket dimensions.
It's not exactly plane shift though. It's a direct ability of Wish
Transport travelers. A wish can lift one creature per caster level from anywhere on any plane and place those creatures anywhere else on any plane regardless of local conditions. An unwilling target gets a Will save to negate the effect, and spell resistance (if any) applies.
But yeah, similar effect. It's fair enough that interplanar travel won't work, but how about summoning, teleportation, and other conjuration abilities? Will the pocket dimensions still have access to the astral/ethereal plane? Also, will our extradimensional storage still work there?
Interplanar Travel not working is about what I'm saying. Summoning works, and teleportation works (But only within the dimension itself. You can't move things off a pocket dimension, just into. You need a portal to get out.
Same applies with extradimensional storage. You can take things out of a bag of holding, but you can't put anything in.
This map must be seriously hard to open.
So, any progress with the intelligent weapon? Also, which two elements do I gain vulnerability to?
... DM, are you there?
*Yawn*
...Which is odd, because undead don't get tired.
Forgedawn is still active elsewhere.
Can't really say I blame him for dropping this one, it is all but impossible to actually present any sort of challenge.
True. But it's still polite to say so. Or to make the game inactive.
We also both asked him several times about optimization, and his answer was to push the boundaries.
That would be nice.
That being said, look at me. I could go toe-to-toe with Cthulhu, and I haven't even done the whole "infinite Awaken loop" exploit that I could pull off for endless stats and feats. Next level, I'd only get more insane, with a plan for what almost amounts to at-will quickened time stop on top of lots more.
Sorry, I've lost interest in this concept.
Fair enough. As I mentioned; I can't really blame you for trying to challenge two near-gods.