It's amazing how much you learn, see, and hear when you take a minute to just stand on a cliff and look around you. Over there, brokeback paladin, and in the other direction, classic horror movie chick dies first.
and in the other direction, classic horror movie chick dies first.
Wearing nothing but a slinky teddy, Shisa looks at the others, and oblivious to the fact that dozens of her friends have already been brutally butchered by an unknown assailant stalking the ship.. "Oh, I hear a noise down below. I better leave my weapons here and go take a look.." Checking the lamp, she finds it out of oil. "darn, light doesn't work!" and continues her trek down..
Wandering towards her doom as the law clawer (enemy of chaotic alignments everywhere) lies in wait, with pinchy his cackling crab companion
Anyone else getting amusement as kraken spawn has become the standard, even though the intellectuals in the group have properly identified them three times?
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... brokeback paladin...
LOL!
I'm waiting for Mundin to rush to the rescue... only to find out he's too late...
'Curse my stunted dwarven move rate, I wasn't fast enough!'
Sorry for Tony and Aerodus not having a lot to do but trudge (in Tony's case... I guess snore in Aerodus's case...) up the beach. I could have something attack Tony... but then it'll be even longer before Aerodus gets a go. Unfortunately, since there's 'combat time' occuring in the vicinity is may seem like a really long walk... (or not - once Mundin arrives and shows that he's a purveyor of 'death on a stick' to all lobster-things... we hope...).
No problem here, i blame dicebot not the paladins decision to take a 1/6000 chance to climb a perilous cliff.
my inability to place your movie quote is killing me, mainly because I know its form a movie ive seen too many times.
Star Wars, c3po, why that took so long i have no idea.
I am not going to perform kraken saving ritual kiss of life on an elf.
I am not going to perform kraken saving ritual kiss of life on an elf.
LOL!
Gee..thanks.. I see how it is.. uh huh.. *mutters something in Elvish aout stunties* :)
Well.. if my little roguish self has anything to say about it.. I'll at least make it up the stairs before dropping like a rock :)
Just saying, if you had attacked could have been a crit, or you would get eaten.
I thought what happened previous has become a forbidden subject?
Could always try and get aerys to do it, im sure she would be willin to beat the poison out of you. <('.')>
Crashes through the door covered in scratches, vine leaves and splinters.
"Did someone say Shisa in a slinky teddy?"
Agreed, Mary Ann over Ginger, even though i married a red head
I... classic horror movie chick dies first.
I'm going to blame Mundin for jinxing me.. heheh. IF I get out of his alive.. it'll be a miracle.. Get those little stubby legs moving you! :)
Will this be the end of our daring young rogue? Has the kraken finally gotten Shiv City's tressed crusader?
Tune in again next time for..
The acrobatic elf makes her escape..
or..
The sting of the law claw..
Same Rogue time..
Same Rogue station.
Gee.. and I didn't even get the obligatory megalomaniac monolog.. I feel cheated.
Must ... use.. Kraken.. repellant... rogue spray!
Im sure you can use your.. action points... oh wait wrong system..
With any luck if you double move you should be able to get away??
With any luck if you double move you should be able to get away??
after failing that 2d fort save.. have 1 hp left and 7 con (-2 mod) This will be interesting.. If I don't get hit on the way out (providing I can even get past the thing) I may survive.. or pass out on deck if I fail another fort save.
Things look grim for our tressed heroine, but ah that's what epic tales are made from :)
Jungle guys? Whatcha' doing?
Jungle loooooooooooooove...
The dashing hero leaps into battle saving the damsel in distress.
(dwarves can be dashing hero right?)
I would like to say Aerodus is only heavy due to the weight of he righteousness that he carries.
What happens in the jungle stays in the jungle? Shall we break out into lion king, or how about the jungle book? Or a good ol welcome to the jungle?
And everyone knows paladins have dibs for saving damsels in distress.
I would like to say Aerodus is only heavy due to the weight of he righteousness that he carries.
He ain't heavy.. he's my brother..
And everyone knows paladins have dibs for saving damsels in distress.
Well.. when we last saw our daring paly, he was engaged with another rogue doing some funky kraken summoning lip lock of life thing and being carried off toward the jungle.. leaving the damsel in distress saving to the dwarf ;)
Jungle loooooooooooooove...
I guess I'll have to fill Sasha in on these latest developments now that she's on land ;)
Already blaming the paladin on getting the rogue killed... I may have only indirectly killed you. At least I haven't pulled the, "hey my companion is currently sneaking around for a better position or to sneak attack you, where? Why right over there!*point to rogue*" yet.
Some little.part of me really hopes there is a kraken cult somewhere in this Ap. Can we change the name from serpent skull to kraken kult?
And I figure when the sea scorpion eats mundin, and with tony never speaking about it... it will be as if it never happened...
When I kill this kraken thing,i'm counting it as 2 kills, because of its size.
Some little.part of me really hopes there is a kraken cult somewhere in this Ap. Can we change the name from serpent skull to kraken kult?
Well.. looking from a character's perspective.. we're all inexperienced, no clue what we're really fighting other than they're some sea critter with bad attitudes. Paly spent a good chunk of the voyage running around looking for kraken spawn. Logical conclusion, based on not knowing better, is that these must be the kraken. Only one who knows better has some name with more syllables than most of us use in an entire sentence.. so.. kraken :)
Needless to say, if we find some sea creature worshiping tribe.. they''ll undoubtedly be labeled as a kraken cult.
And Mundin.. that still only counts as one!! (Unless I kill it, at which point it's two due to size.. heh)
I can't wait! We are going to run across a village that peacefully worships sea turtles, will get misconstrued as kraken cultists, and will have to put the torch to the town in the end. And that was the shortest paladin class time ever experienced.
Or find a red lobster having an all you can eat buffet and have to put to the torch as well.
And i just realized our wizard and druid just got either by sasha to do the manual labor. Ha ha!
My bad about that post in the game forum. should've been over here, meant to delete it but... got dragged into meetings and the evil hour deadline kicked in
kraken cults, and conspiracies everywhere. I declare kraken to be new racial enemies of Clan IronHand.
Damn rock krakens, infesting mountains...
Now i see why anti paladins are so popular....
At least the buff to smite evil and iomedae will comfort me... *sniff*
Mean ol' party...
the elf!!!! no i mean the paladins rogue "friend"
the elf!!!! no i mean the paladins rogue "friend"
So you have a soft spot for the paladin's rogue friend?
I knew there was something odd about stunties.. :)
Damn Prof potts is setting me up! Soon as I get healed the kraken spawn will die.. thus ending the mind transferrence
har har har ..... perhaps i should let the kraken eat you, ;)
Would that be Brokeback Undermountain, then?
At least i'm spending my time with a woman, even if she is an elf.
Seems, the paladin and tony are keeping each other company, as is the wizard and his pet.
At least i'm spending my time with a woman, even if she is an elf.
If you don't hurry up and kill this thing instead of taking the ship (or what's left of it) apart.. you'll be spending time with a corpse ;)
but then.. when you DO kill it.. just remember, I had to soften it up for you. heh.
Nice kill Mundin. Of course, had I not pissed it off and got it to wear itself out smashing through walls and climbing stairs.. ;)
I can honestly say.. Con affecting poison sux!! Zzzzzz
Quick shes unconscious! Sacrifice her to the mighty kraken!
Quick shes unconscious! Sacrifice her to the mighty kraken!
I just about was.. heh. Not to mention my only set of clothes is now sliced, punctured, and bloody. Anyone have a sewing kit? :)
Not only do I posses the power of righteousness.. but also a sewing needle!
Also mending will probably fix that
Not only do I posses the power of righteousness.. but also a sewing needle!
Also mending will probably fix that
OOh, do you cook and do windows too?
I smite evil windows, but cook lawful good meals!
I am trying to play his 8 int score...(somewhere a mix of zealotry, and blind faith) let me know prof if I am going too high on the int score for playability.
At this point in time I would like to target the shipwreck with the Sarenae orbital bombardment system...
You died well...
At this point in time I would like to target the shipwreck with the Sarenae orbital bombardment system...You died well...
*Best Director's voice*
CUT!! No, no, no! First comes the evil megalomaniac monolog where you outline your evil plot.. THEN comes the orbital bombardment. Look here..
*flipping pages in the Evil Megalomaniac Union contract* See.. Page 15, section 3, paragraph 2. "All evil megalomaniacs," towit you, the evil Kraken Cult leader, "must divulge their evil schemes prior to eliminating the heroes (which by the way, according to the Hero Union, they must escape to thwart said plans)."
Ok.. now that we have it straight.. Let's take it from the top once more.. in three.. two.. and Action!
(Still) in the jungle...
Has Bandy decided on what he'll be doing whilst our wizard gets close to the local wildlife?
Don't tell me we've lost our Druid already. Five days without a post.
Bet you he was a kraken cultist...or the wizard IS a kraken cultist and got him...
Btw I can show you how I got wet shisa... just walk down to the shore.....
Antipaladin Rising?
Btw I can show you how I got wet shisa... just walk down to the shore.....Antipaladin Rising?
ha! I knew it! You're just trying to see me in wet leather..