He probably thinks you,tony and Shisa are vengeful after the whole punch/stabbing incident.
That reminds me...still need to resolve tony and ishirou's differences... least the cleric has more spells... unless tony slits his throat in the night.
Bah curse you hour edit limit.. just realized how bad that last paragraph was I wrote!
He probably thinks you,tony and Shisa are vengeful after the whole punch/stabbing incident.
Hey! I didn't do any stabby thing.. yet, and if I recall correctly.. I was the one getting punched, kicked, and spit on for no reason. Not that I hold a grudge mind you. (plausible deniability) Sheesh, typical paladin.. blame the rogue. ;)
Just be glad I didn't wiz mark her face.. not that I could do such a thing mind you, being a rogue you know. (more plausible deniability).
Just wait until we reach a village.. I'll use my diplomatic skills to convince the locals that we come in peace :)
Oh how I am going to dread running in heavy armor....
Oh how I am going to dread running in heavy armor....
Time for some CCR (Maybe a bit before some of y'all's time)
Whoa, thought it was a nightmare,
Lo, it's all so true,
They told me, "Don't go walkin' slow
The kraken's on the loose."
CHORUS:
Better run through the jungle,
Better run through the jungle,
Better run through the jungle,
Woa, Don't look back to see.
Time to set the wayback machine mr peabody!
Holy sh*# we have both a navigator AND a cartographer??? (And a cook) dang... I think we got it made. Forget adventuring might as well setup shop, sell people maps tours and food. Adventure over.
Congratulations Marik you have been promoted/denoted from scholar to mapmaker! Or some other equally general title!
Pulled out the game mastery guide to try and think up an adventuring party name and got..
"The Commanding Snakes as Commanded". I believe it is fortuitous!
2nd Roll: "Predominant Vipers as Commanded"
3rd roll: "Impressive Reventants by the side of Heaven"
Best chart ever!
all out brawn using fists!!!! dwarven social solution
GM:
Can we get an island map from you, marked as we discover things and mark them down, or should we try to do it ourselves?
Tony,
The first rule of Mwangi Scholarhood is Never talk about Mwangi Scholarhood. And we NEVER show the sooper-secret handshake in public.
Oh, a good ol' boys club huh? Well.. I guess we'll just have to start a 'Sisters of the Shiv Sorority'. Only be two of us as, quite frankly Aerys is a nut job and doesn't use shivs..
Im sure she would swap to punching daggers just for you.
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Oh, a good ol' boys club huh?
No, a highly sinister organization. You were wondering who funds the Kraken cult? We do!
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
(With appologies to Matt Groening and the Simpsons cast)
Ok, so we'll be the Sinister Sisterhood of the Shiv. Or.. if you like dramatic flair.. The Kraken Kult Killing Sinister Shiv Sisterhood. Of course, I get royalties and dues, after all, I came up with the awesome name and idea. :)
by ahead... I am talking around 10-100 feet based on visibility...
Now that I think about it.. that was an interesting idea.. which will probably throw the scourge into peril without being in range of quick assistance from the party...
Mundin seems to come out fairly optimistic, except when he's grouchy.
Mundin seems to come out fairly optimistic, except when he's grouchy.
When is a dwarf NOT grouchy?? oh yah.. when they're fighting or asleep ;)
or eating and drinking!
or eating and drinking!
Point taken :)
And that ladies and gentleman is why Aerodus was terrible at guard duty. "Where did this camp come from???"
And why he carries a night light named blinky.
And that ladies and gentleman is why Aerodus was terrible at guard duty. "Where did this camp come from???"
And why he carries a night light named blinky.
Blind as a bat.. but hey, must be the kraken spawn thing going on.
Aerodus did you mean Shisa or Sasha in your post?
whoops i meant sasha sorry.. I get people who are going to get me killed confused.
whoops i meant sasha sorry.. I get people who are going to get me killed confused.
*look of innocence* Are you saying that I am going to get you killed?? Me??
Mundin I can see.. but it wasn't me that drug you up the cliff. That was your idea. :)
*enter appropriate plausible deniability clause here*
Why is it the paladins always blame us rogues for their demise?
Because either you stole something and something/one is angry and gets the group killed trying to save you... or when a paladin kills the party it was one of two things: fated to happen or evil subversion obviously turned his good intentions awry.
I also just notified Aerys never sat back down... but I stand by my earlier statement. On with the shoulder slinging!
And sorry about the delar there Marik.
Because either you stole something and something/one is angry and gets the group killed trying to save you... or when a paladin kills the party it was one of two things: fated to happen or evil subversion obviously turned his good intentions awry.
Hey! I didn't steal anything.. yet.. that anyone noticed.. unless of course you mean that time in Corentyn, or the map from.. um, I mean.. no one saw me, you can't prove it was me. I have an alibi!
i don't think aerys like sit when mundin laughs or sings . oh well what good is a dwarf if he can't push peoples buttons.
Amazing streak of perception rolls team. Sans Shisa of course.
Is this everyone pick on people who start with an 'A' day? Poor Aerys....
Is this everyone pick on people who start with an 'A' day? Poor Aerys....
Works for me.. I was picked on all yesterday ;)
i'd pick on ye everyday, but i think the others would get jealous!
i'd pick on ye everyday, but i think the others would get jealous!
Now why would we get jealous if you pick on Aerodus? ;)
Oh just you wait......
Oh just you wait......
I guess we can now call him 'Paly the Pooh' :)
Requesting permission to beast shape IV and become Pooh Bear to maul the rogue.
Requesting permission to beast shape IV and become Pooh Bear to maul the rogue.
Watch out Tony.. methinks Aerodus woke up in a crappy mood ;) You don't want to get mauled by the Pooh..
Gotta love having two rogues.. I can blame Tony :)
If anyone has any ideas.. feel free to chip in.. Aerodus is not SO full of himself that he believes that he is the only one with good ideas...
Although all his ideas are good based on alignment.
I think the only one with an axe is Mundin, and they're probably more akin to a hatchet than an axe given they're the throwing variety. Chopping trees will be.. fun.
Was the improve attitude at me... or the other people speaking to Aerys? And my diplo checks did nothig/invalid so i can reroll today with the chance to improve attiude towards me?
Is it wrong that I (and Aerodus as an extension) feel sorry for her?
Dang could've sworn I saw.. a saw (da dum dum fish!) In the loot list. As long as we... aren't still fightig the heat the NL damage heals at 1 per hour... but with half the group taken around 3-8 points, a channel energy might be a course of action. If we are goingto press on...
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Was the improve attitude at me... or the other people speaking to Aerys? And my diplo checks did nothig/invalid so i can reroll today with the chance to improve attiude towards me?
What you labelled as 'improve morale' checks were, in fact, 'improve attitude' checks, as I pointed out - and you've had your shot for the day, yes.
Technically all NPCs maintain different attitudes towards different PCs, and PCs generally adjust those attitudes with regards to themselves only. So while Aerys, for example, is now indifferent towards Aerodus, chances are she's hostile towards Shisa, Sasha, and probably Tony as well. On the other hand, there is some 'spill-over' when it comes to the NPC's overall attitude - you'll note that Aerys isn't trying to bash anyone's skull in right now... but (for example) Shisa would still have a harder time trying to get Aerys to co-operate (or even just be polite) than Aerodus would.
Keep in mind that, as far as the characters in-game perceive things, the group isn't 5 NPCs and 5 PCs, it's just 10 people, each with their own motivations and personalities... and a phone-in to see who gets voted off the island... no, wait... wrong show... ;)
No problem. Just wanted to know if a reroll was needed or not..*goes back to plotting Team Aerodus's Takeover*
".. chances are she's hostile towards Shisa.."
'chances are'?? She kicked my butt and I was being nice.. methinks 'chances' is a conservative word.. (by the way.. well played I must say)
Aerys is just mad at me because I told her she took after father. Don't know why.. it's the truth :)
Remember. What happened the last time Shisa went exploring alone? HEY i'll be right back.... and the rogue was never seen again. Or when she goes to upstream.. we will pop out the folding boat and leave.
Hmm since we need a total of 1000 on the check to carry all of us and the dc is 15... something tells me that it is going to be a loooong time before we get the raft built. Right now it hinges on Marik (don't choke!).
Remember. What happened the last time Shisa went exploring alone? HEY i'll be right back.... and the rogue was never seen again. Or when she goes to upstream.. we will pop out the folding boat and leave
Well.. you know.. after a couple of sweaty, bloody days, I could use a bath :) A nice eddy, a dip in the river.. rinse the sweat out of clothing.. aaaah.
You are the cartographer with the flying scout.. need you to validate the estimated time of arrival if we continue on by foot. Aerodus would probably poke his eye out trying to use a sextant.
And you already answered nevermind...
Way to go make the paladin look like a fool! Prof you make me torn like an old sweater. Always good Choices either way... how many people can that boat hold