[PFS] WE Be Goblins One, Too, Free! (Inactive)

Game Master Paladin of Baha-who?

@Mic: According to the map, there are three left - 1, 6, and 12.

There are two Stirges left. Mogmurch's bomb missed, and because he was 30ft away, it landed far enough away from the stirge to not do any splash damage. Then Poog sent his firebolt at 6 because it was the most wounded, and killed it.

miss direction: 1d8 ⇒ 2

Seeing his fire bolt have some success, Poog focuses on the next one.

acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20

firebolt, ranged touch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 131d6 ⇒ 2

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11.

Chuffy darts along the plank, and readies to punch one of the stirges when it attaches itself to him.

Punch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9, for 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (3, 5) = 10 damage.

Talk about rubbish :-/

Was that meant for a different thread?Mic still has an action available if you want it.

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yes... Sorry.

Mic follows Chuffy and attacks the stinger when it latches onto him.
attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 8 + 2 = 23
damage: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (5, 3) = 8

Taking these actions in order, Mic goes before the stirges, and then all the other actions happen after them. Since there's no stirges close enough to attack Mic, I'm going to make the assumption that he would try to get closer to a stirge to try to attract its attention.

Mic jumps from one plank to another, then another to get closer to the Stirge, then gets ready to attack it when it latches onto him. The little bat-winged bloodsucker tries to bite him, but doesn't get a good grip. Mic's return punch is weak, and barely grazes the creature. Mic's damage without sneak attack becomes 1 nonlethal.

The other remaining stirge has more success, latching onto Goog and sucking his blood. Goog takes 1 Con damage.

Poog moves acrobatically in some direction (You didn't move your icon so I don't know where you're going with that check) and fires a bolt at the stirge attached to Goog, hitting it, and only singing his brother a little bit.

Chuffy jumps over to the plank where Mic and the stirge are facing off, and prepares an attack if it attacks him.

Mogmurch and Mic still have an action to finish this round.

I wasn't moving because I was firing a ranged attack off, but assumed I needed acrobatics just to maintain my footing.

If im not mistaking. The Stinger is now surrounded by me and Chuffy.

Mic punches at the stinger once again.

attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 8 + 2 = 28
damage: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) - 1 + (3, 5) = 11

Small-sized punches do 1d2, but in any case it's enough to kill the stirge. Only 12 remains at this time.

Going to move things along here. Mogmurch goes before Goog in initiative order, so:

Mogmurch tosses his club at the stirge attached to Goog, desperate to score another point before it is finished off, but barely manages a glancing blow.

thrown club: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Goog calls on the power of Zarongel, and casts Inflict Light Wounds, wilting the stirge sucking on his blood and causing it to fall off, shriveling into a wizened husk.

touch attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Combat over! I'll total up the Con damage for everyone in my next post.

Oh sorry I didn't realize it was my turn, last I saw we were waiting on Mic and Mogmurch to act.

Poog jumps up and down exuberantly after finally having completed a challenge, but promptly falls head-first into the mud.

By now, Reta has almost picked all of the mud off of her clothing, and her pride is more or less restored. She looks eagerly forward to the next challenge. "Reta ready to rumble!" She says, clenching a fist and grinning devilishly with her exceptionally wide mouth.

Here's the Con damage breakdown:

Reta - 1
Goog - 4
Poog -
Mogmurch - 2
Chuffy - 5
Mic - 2

(Ouch! Kinda tough. I'll allow that the two clerics may have not prepared their spells yet today, and could spend some time before the next event to prepare lesser regens if desired.)

Chuffy killed 4 stirges, earning 8 points. Mic killed 3, earning 6, while Reta, Poog, Goog, and Mogmurch each killed one for two points.

After the stump swamp stirge stomp romp, the score stands at Mogmurch still in first with 16 points, Chuffy a close second at 14, Mic in third with 10, Reta and Goog tied for fourth with 6, and Poog with 2.

After the PCs treat any wounds they've experienced during the fight with the stirges, Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh leads the chieftains-in-waiting back toward the Birdcruncher cave.

As they approach, a hideous stink of rotten meat and spoiled milk grows ever stronger. The scent comes from a horrific "pie" that's been created in a 10-foot-diameter bowl-shaped depression in the rock. The bowl is only 18 inches deep, but filled with a nasty, not-quite-boiling-hot slurry of spoiled milk, mud, swamp water, mashed-up grass, and dead birds. The top is covered over with an incongruously delicious-and-flaky-looking
pie crust. Several cauldrons of boiling pie filling sit nearby, along with a number of large, dented metal funnels. Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh explains that the giant birdmeat pie is still baking, and the chieftains-in-waiting will all be tied up and placed in the pie to cook. Each goblin is allowed to carry and wear all of his gear and equipment in this dare. The first goblin to make it out of the pie earns 10 points. The second goblin earns 5 points. The third earns 3 points. Any contestants after the third earn no points at all.

Complicating these matters, though, are the four golden eagles that are going to join the goblins in the pie. These eagles have had their wings clipped so they can't fly, but they're very much alive and very angry at their predicament. Killing an eagle earns that goblin a bonus of 5 points, so a goblin who stays in the pie and comes out last can still come out ahead in points if he kills enough eagles.

Chuffy sniffs appreciatively.

"Smells nice! At least this one not make Chuffy feel woozy..."

Goog is hurting pretty badly from those stupid stirges, and decides to sit down and pray to Zarongel to help him heal himself and the other gobbos.
Goog preps three lesser restoration spells. He then spends one on himself resto: 1d4 ⇒ 1, one on Chuffy resto: 1d4 ⇒ 3 and one on Mogmurch resto: 1d4 ⇒ 3.

Seeing how Zarongel let him heal the other gobbos better than himself, Goog is worried that he hasn't impressed his god enough today.

Poog, can you toss a lesser resto at myself and Mic?

Does that do enough? I can prep another...

resto goog: 1d4 ⇒ 3
resto mic: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Poog spends the time between challenges walking around like a rooster. Perhaps having simply survived the last challenge unscathed makes him think he has won it. His last-place ranking does not seem to affect him, though it has made him more generous than usual. He heals some of the hurt goblins without even asking for anything in return.

"Poog kind of like smell of bird pie..." he says as they prepare to jump in.

Mogmurch grins at the festivities to come, "Mogmurch gonna make the pie go boom and kill all the eagles. get all points!"

I think I threw two bombs so i've got 3 left for the day.

Goog is all better now, thanks. :)

Goog, I'm afraid you only get two lesser restores, since one of your second-level spell slots is a domain slot and can only be used to prepare Hold Animal or Produce Flame.

Ah, fair. Can we have that be the low-roll one that I cast on myself? LOL

Reta does not like the idea of having to squeeze out of anything. She dons her full battle gear and prepares to slay some eagles to gain as many points as possible. "Birdmeat pie will have extra bird thanks to Reta!"

Mic, feeling a like a night drinking dog piss, dawns his gear and looks at Chuffy. "Next time, I will win.

Goog, fair enough. Goog and Reta are at 1 Con damage (no penalty), Mic, Mogmurch, and Poog are fully healed (or not hurt in the first place) and Chuffy has 2 Con damage (-1 penalty on Fort saves, Con checks, and -3 to max HP)

The six of you are tied at the wrists and ankles by nervous goblins, at Sprattleharsh's direction. The ties are rather loose, and don't impede your movement as much as someone actually trying to keep you from escaping would have. (Instead of the Tied Up condition, you only have the Grappled condition while tied. Please look up that condition and apply its penalties.)

You are lined up around the pie, and goblins come up with cages holding the golden eagles. Mummy tosses a thunderstone, and at its CRACK, the cages are opened, dumping the eagles in, while other goblins push the lot of you into the pie. There's very little room in here, and the eagles are panicked, clawing and biting as they thrash about.

The foul mix is scaldingly hot, and you can tell you won't want to stay in this pie for long.

Each round, give me a Fortitude save, DC 10, or take 1 point of fire damage. Escape Artist DC 22 or Strength check DC 18 will slip or break the bonds, or a free goblin can untie or cut the bonds of another goblin as a standard action.

Because of the close quarters, all PCs and the eagles are considered Squeezing for this event. This gives -4 to attack rolls and -4 to AC. You are also considered adjacent to any target you wish to attack in the pie. We'll do this abstractly, since there's no map and everyone is within a 10-ft circle. As far as flanking goes, if two players want to gang up on an eagle, you can use a move action to get into a flanking position, and an eagle may use a move action to get out of a flanked position. Just say "I'm moving to flank eagle 1 with <PC>" on your turn and as long as that PC is not flatfooted or tied up, you get flanking, but only on that eagle.

Initiative Order:
Mic
Eagle 3
Eagle 1
Mogmurch
Goog
Chuffy
Eagle 2
Reta
Poog
Eagle 4

Mic is up first! Please include your Fort save in your post.

Escape: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29

Mic quickly escapes from the bonds holding him. Pulling his dagger as he stands up, he is ready to fight the tasty chickens.

so, we are tied down and forced to drink something, or is the mix somewhere else? I'm a little confused. Here is the fort save if I need it when free. Am I down two con?

fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

I think when the GM talks about the 'mix', he means the mixture of ingredients inside the pie, which is scalding hot. The Fort save is to simulate trying to avoid damage from basically being shoved into a pie which is in the process of being baked.

Correct, although the stuff was preheated and then poured into the hole. It's weird goblin behavior.

See the top of my previous post. Mic's Con damage was healed.

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Goog starts guzzling down the nasty, hot contents of the pie while he tries to break his bonds.

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Unfortunately he's tied pretty tightly.

I think I may have emphasized the fighting the eagles option too much. It's also entirely reasonable for anyone who wants to, to just climb out of the pie. The eagles will get attacks of opportunity, and it's a climb check, DC 5, to get out as a standard action. Of course you can always try to trip another goblin as they try to leave the pie, in order to prevent them from escaping.

fort save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
escape artist: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18 Wow...have to roll a natural 20 to escape the ropes? Doesn't sound like loose ropes to me!

Poog's head goes under the bubbling pie filling as he tries to escape the bonds. They seem a lot tighter now that they are swollen with liquid.

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22.
Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8.

Following in Mic's footsteps, Chuffy easily busts out of his bindings.

I'm open to creative solutions as well.

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Reta feels the heat of the mixture as she struggles against her bindings.
fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
escape artist: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

EDIT 1: Finding that she has loosened her ropes, Reta is going to try to take down one of the eagles before climbing out. She calls to her allies. "Reta wants that one." As she gestures to a particularly wild-looking eagle.

Results from above: Mic takes 2 damage, Poog takes 7. Waiting on Mogmurch's action.

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Escape Artist: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

Mogmurch struggles futilely against his bonds. "Cut Mogmurch loose. Eagles need fire!"

Initiative Order:
Mic: escapes his bonds
Eagle 3 : attacks Mic
Eagle 1 : Attacks Poog
Mogmurch : tries to escape
Goog : tries to escape
Chuffy : escapes his bonds
Eagle 2 : attacks Mogmurch
Reta : escapes
Poog : tries to escape
Eagle 4 : attacks Reta
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Mic is up

Mogmurch takes 5 damage, Reta takes 1. Additionally, Mogmurch, Chuffy, and Mic have each taken 1 damage from the hot slurry.

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fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
I move to flank an eagle with Chuffy and attack.
attack: 1d20 + 8 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 8 - 4 + 2 = 12
damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
sneak attack: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Reta attacks an eagle with all of her strength, crying "Shalalala, Mi o MI!" attack!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 131d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Sneaking around an eagle squawking angrily at Chuffy, Mic buries his dogslicer in its back, and it dies, sinking into the slop underneath.

Another eagle slashes Chuffy with a talon, leaving a nasty gash in his arm. Chuffy takes 4 damage.

Initiative Order:
Mic: attacks and kills an eagle, let's say, number 1d4 ⇒ 1.
Eagle 3: attacks chuffy
Mogmurch
Goog
Chuffy
Eagle 2
Reta
Poog
Eagle 4

Bold are up! Tied up folks: Since you guys are considered grappled only, you can still get a weapon out as long as it's one-handed, and use it. You can cut yourself or another goblin free with a successful attack roll against an AC of 7, with a 20% concealment miss chance since your hands are tied behind your back. Make sure to include your squeezing and grappled penalties in any attack roll, though. (A -6 on attack rolls, and a -4 on Dexterity, which should give most of you an additional -2.)

Eagle 3 vs. Chuffy: talon, talon, bite: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 3 - 4 = 171d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 3 - 4 = 121d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 3 - 4 = 9
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 41d4 ⇒ 41d4 ⇒ 4

Goog pulls out his short sword and tries to cut himself free.

short sword: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
miss chance, 1-20 is a miss: 1d100 ⇒ 24
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Mogmurch attempts to escape from his bonds again, since he only has a club.

Escape artist: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Fort: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Chuffy stabs viciously at one of the eagles...

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 8 + 2 = 30, for 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (1, 3) = 4 damage.

Crit Confirmation: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 8 + 2 = 20, for 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3 *ADDITIONAL* damage.

...burying his dogslicer deep in its heart, before bursting dramatically out of the pie.

You'll need to take a move action to flank the bird first to get sneak damage, but that's fine.

Initiative Order:
Mic: attacks and kills an eagle, let's say, number 1d4 ⇒ 1.
Eagle 3: attacks chuffy
Mogmurch: tries to get free
Goog: cuts through the bonds around his wrists. (legs are still tied)
Chuffy: flanks eagle 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 and stabs it dead.
Eagle 2: attacks Poog for 4 damage
Reta : attacks, but does not kill, eagle (1 is 2, 2 is 4: 1d2 ⇒ 2) 4!
Poog: is up!
Eagle 4

1d6 ⇒ 6
Eagle 2 vs. Poog: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 3 - 4 = 181d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 3 - 4 = 91d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 3 - 4 = 4
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 41d4 ⇒ 11d4 ⇒ 4

Poog tries to draw his dagger to cut his ropes, but with his hands behind his back and almost boiling in the thick liquid, he can't seem to even come close.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 51d4 ⇒ 3

fort save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14

The watching goblins begin to cheer as two of the eagles are cut down.

Initiative Order:
Poog: attempts to cut his bonds, fails.
Eagle 4: attacks Reta but misses
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Mic:
Mogmurch
Goog
Chuffy
Eagle 2
Reta
Poog
Eagle 4

Bold are up! I suspect some of the gobs may try to escape the pie this turn. Remember, climbing out provokes, so you can try to attack or trip another PC climbing out if you wish, and the eagles may attack as well.

1d6 ⇒ 5
Eagle 4 vs. Reta: talon, talon, bite: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 3 - 4 = 131d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 3 - 4 = 101d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 3 - 4 = 3

Mic cuts one of his fellow Goblins free then climbs out of the pie. Bruna

Need a climb check for that, DC 5.

AoO from Eagle 2: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 3 - 4 = 3 Miss.