Do You Feel The Need To Kill Things?

In that case.

EXPLOSIVE RUNES

All the time.

You bastard.

EXPLOSIVE RUNES

Need? No. Desire? F*+% yes. I generally manage not to though.

*stab of approval*

I try and try, but the hand keeps ducking into that bottomless box, and the guy made of orange rock just laughs like I'm tickling him.

It's very frustrating.

Only while riding the DC subway.

So I spend about 3 hours a day fighting the urge.

Not kill...

Maim. If someone fails to use their blinker while driving I have the urge to pass them, slam the brakes thus stopping their car, then dragging them to the bumper and rubbing their nose in it.

How do I put this...

I've worked in retail for seven years. What do you think?

Everything that I kill, I eat.

Define "things". If things mean inanimate objects, then no. If it means animals, no. If it means locating a clock tower and spending the afternoon with a high powered rifle and boxes of shiny, shiny bullets, then yes.

I'm a lover, not a fighter!

Only on days whose name ends in 'day'.

I satiate the desire via Pathfinder.

I'm a lover, not a fighter!

You're not much of either :-/

I like most people. I for the most part dislike humanity. Does that answer your question.

I work in IT support. I dream of murder all day. 'Nuff said.