DM Rah's Strange Aeons

Game Master Kobash

BB has the +1 Amulet of Natural Armor, I will add the Trident to the loot list. We sold the Amulet of Mighty fists for 2000gp- already accounted for.. I think Cats has the Chain shirt +1.

I'll spreadsheet the additions.

BB has the +1 Amulet of Natural Armor, I will add the Trident to the loot list. We sold the Amulet of Mighty fists for 2000gp- already accounted for.. I think Cats has the Chain shirt +1.

I'll spreadsheet the additions.

Cats has the chain shirt +1.

Brand new awesome update -- Mariner has the Itsqaal-thoal Chain +1. I have the Amulet of Natural Armor+1.
Selling everything, We have 2032 GP per person (already divided by 4)profit. PLEASE ADD TO YOUR CHARACTER.
Also declare your AC: BB is AC 16. Mariner is AC 20.

Cats has the Itsqaal-Thoal: +1 chain shirt

Mariner passed on it

AC is 18.

Cats has the chain shirt. No AC listed.

Mariner, i think the mythrilheavy shield is perfect for you and your character. The weight is half. Pretty nice. You should take it.

It would only improve his armor check by 1 and not affect his AC or medium load. Worth more to sell it. I'll pass, put it in party or Brother gets it.

Brother doesn't have any strength to speak of - so He will take it. the weight reduction helps.

Wow, 3850 posts for the storyline already! This is incredible roleplaying! Thank you all for being amazing players. I love the people that have developed over the past year.
I am binge-listening to Glasscannon and while I find it very funny, I could EASILY see a tabletop podcast of US and this wacky -crazy thread as being total entertainment for dorks and non-dorks alike.
This thread of story and characters is pretty unparalleled.
Keep up the good works my fellow players and amazing GM!

The Mariner would have to wear this to the tabletop

An alternating, glowing viking helmet.... no doubt a sure fire way to prove your sanity and how you don't belong in the asylum!

Been a little swamped with life the last few days. Will try to update later tonight.

We have 2032 GP per person (already divided by 4)profit

Cats, gold to spend:

....0 starting gp
+2032 gp
--------
2032 gp to spend.

He is worse than dwarves planning a raid."

This was especially funny because I have been reading the GiantSlayer posts for your game.... and I'm at the cluster the dwarves have themselves in at the Plaguehouse.

To my defense, BB DID ask for plans and tactics on how to approach Iris Hill. he DID say they were going to try this door and if that didn't work- the hedge (which we will probably have to do.... .. so getting caught by the doorguard was more Cat's fault than his. He's just trying to word his honey worded magic to fix things.

The Plaguehouse? Man, of all the awesomely bad plans in Giantslayer, you haven’t even seen one in the top 20 yet. My personal favorite is the Trojan Yak, which you won’t see for a while yet.

Well, Cat's character jumping over the steel jawed traps and basically telling ther flood troll they were there and to give the half orc a chance to both backstab them..... and get the gelatinous cube involved.... reads like a cluster-**** to me.
Also, that's just the part I am at in reading... you guys post a LOT and there's a lot of character reading that I go through and chuckle.

Yak - sounds like something from RPBlue (The Twin) if he was ever in that Giantslayer game.

Blue infected Giantslayer with yak fever early on. We started with four dwarves all riding yaks. Over time the number of players with yaks dwindled leaving my character, Kraygan, as the only yak-rider left in the group.

Blue infected Giantslayer with yak fever early on. We started with four dwarves all riding yaks. Over time the number of players with yaks dwindled leaving my character, Kraygan, as the only yak-rider left in the group.

Long ride the Yakkenhorde!

Well, Cat's character jumping over the steel jawed traps and basically telling ther flood troll they were there and to give the half orc a chance to both backstab them...

Oh yeah, well, *you* try jumping gracefully and when your knees are as old as his are. For cats sake, respect your elders. It’s not easy being old and grumpy.

The funny part about CAts/Wren and his reaction above is that it wasn't the jumping gracefully part (which he actually did and avoided the traps) it was the shouting loudly -paraphrase Hey Giants, we are the Trunau militia! Come out with your hands up! that got you into that mess.

To my defense, BB DID ask for plans and tactics on how to approach Iris Hill. he DID say they were going to try this door and if that didn't work- the hedge (which we will probably have to do.... .. so getting caught by the doorguard was more Cat's fault than his. He's just trying to word his honey worded magic to fix things.

Haha you are alright. I just like giving BB crap. :) That and subtly referencing other games that the same people are in.

Managed to post today while walking across the park between setups at Disneyland.

My posting Kung Fu is strong.

Holy crap that is good. That place is insanely busy.

Well, it wasn’t extremely busy yet. It had just opened.

Rah and I were Smallville fan. News today - WTFahh...

I was as well. I saw that and couldn’t believe it. She was recruited by another Smallville actress, Kristen kruek who played Lana Lang.

#youareshitingme

KK was half the reason I even watched the show. Chloe was probably the other half. Now all I see is some Eyes Wide Shut party with some dude wearing a goat head.

"And this was all happening under superman's nose?"

FIONA!

Link to article

Looks like she maybe left and escaped in time as Allison Mack and Keith Raniere started branded initiates with their initials. KR AM....

@GM - In looking at the map, I need to doublecheck something with you. If BB moves back 25 feet to that square, he should be EXACTLY in a
spot that barely gets both Fearless and Cats in a Channel Energy.
BB would provoke an attack by Boubonic the HedgeHog, Can you please doublecheck and advise if I am correct. If I can't get everyone, He'll 5 foot step and use Shield of Faith on Mariner. NOTE: I used the line tool and I can touch both PC's - Cats just barely. It's possible that I don't know Fearless's exact location and might not move back as far, but it's equally possible BB would have expected Fearless to cover more distance and not have such short legs hindering him.

I don’t think it’s reasonable that Butterfly could know Fearless’ exact location. For all you know Fearless ran a different direction, or stopped to fight elsewhere.

I agree, and that's why I added that part to my question. I didn't know if there was noise or other indicators.
I'll post in a second -giving Mariner Shield of Faith. Hopefully Fearless is closer next round and I can start channeling to buff people up.

Sorry BB, I'll hopefully be back soon. Or maybe Fearless can drum up some more baddies for us.

No worries. At least the other players see that I'm trying hard to be efficient and strategic with spells. It won't show in character, but it helps the players not be frustrated with a cleric that isn't healing! Know what I mean?

Sure do! I just think Fearless would have been killed going any other way.

@ GM - Sorry about the selective channel. I forgot as we have not had so many enemies to fight in an area for a long while.
With that said, BB WAS going to use Prayer in the second round, but realized it wouldn't give negatives to the plant people so he didn't.
I obviously recognized the high volume of enemies - so I am sorry.

No problem. The limitations for selective channel don’t often come up, are forgotten (I almost forgot myself), and are misinterpreted sometimes too.

Mariner pulling out the poetry! Wow. Am I dang impressed.

Avast! The mystery revealed!

I can't let a great Monty Python reference go un-appreciated! Good work GM! You pulled that one out as Cat's critted it out of existence... even better.

I am being perfectly serious when I say that I "jumped for joy" upon reading how Mariner got a critical on the second "luck" roll.
I first looked and saw the "2" roll, and my heart sank.... thinking that BB might possibly be dead (which he still could be).
But then, I saw that second "luck roll" and the words: Possible crit and yelled for joy! Mariner and Desna may have just saved Brother Butterfly. I danced a bit and gave my son a high five. THAT is how worried I was (am) about this shark sword gutting my cleric.
Roleplaying is SO much fun. It's like the dice just KNOW how to make things dramatic.

Anyway, I hope the rest of you are at the edge of your seats like I am over this combat.

Don’t sit back yet. The Mariner’s lucky strike alone isn’t enough to defeat this guy.

And I've seen BB jump for joy IRL!
Not good when GM jumps for joy though...

Don’t sit back yet. The Mariner’s lucky strike alone isn’t enough to defeat this guy.

I think the dude may also owe Cats an AoO attack. Maybe a good amount of Cats’ bleeding will dampen BB’s joy....or heighten it. ;)

Cats, you shouldn't have an AoO against you if you move a 5 foot step. If you tumble, or can 5 foot step around corners, then you can get into flanking position. If you saw the map, the guy moved OUT of Flank that we created. No fault of ours. Just good GM'ing.
You could tumble to position to flank- if you wish. But this guy's probably got a crazy CMD.

@GM - I am only jumping for joy over the fact that this is thrilling. There's still extreme peril to BB, but it's exciting as I can mentally picture this combat. As a player- metagaming, it was actually GOOD that he struck at BB- because the same damage vs. Cats would have knocked him to 0.

@ Fearless- So if someone does a distracting attack, we all get +4 to AC? but someone has to do the distraction. Right? Does it have to be a range attack?

@BB- Covering fire would have to come from a ranged attack. It is basically an aid another action. If Fearless does it then everyone gets +4 due to helpful halfling. Anyone else though is the normal +2.

Cats, you shouldn't have an AoO against you if you move a 5 foot step. If you tumble, or can 5 foot step around corners, then you can get into flanking position. If you saw the map, the guy moved OUT of Flank that we created. No fault of ours. Just good GM'ing.

You're missing the triggering tumbling action last round that Cats failed.

He already tagged you for 12 points of damage. Yesterday at 9:29am post.

As Cats and Brother Butterfly move to engage the tall savage he lashes out with his toothed sword, tearing into both of them!

AoO Cats: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23
Damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12