DM Jelly's [PbP Game Day 2] We Be Goblins Too (Inactive)

Game Master Jellyroll

Poog?

"Reta - fighting easy! Hit! Stop being hit!"

Reta - cure light spell: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

Botting Mog
Foolishly, Mog rushes Pa in an attempt to clobber him...
Club: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
And hits Pa's big toe!
"Arrrg!" screams Pa.

Pa, furious at his favorite toe being smashed swings his attack at Mog.
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20dmg: 1d8 + 6 + 1d6 ⇒ (8) + 6 + (3) = 17

Smacking Mog squarely in the face! Mog stumbles from the pain yet miraculously still stands.

Reta fighting best! Reta hit, and not be hit!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 8 + 1 = 121d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 1 + (1) = 3 Seriously, how many threes are on this twenty-sided die?

Laughing merrily at Mog and Pa, Chuffy again tries to stab the ogre.

Dogslicer w/ flank: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 8 + 2 = 24 about time
Damage w/ sneak: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (3, 6) = 11

Chuffy stabs Pa mightily!
"ouch..."

Pa then stumbles forward and falls face first into the mud. His back aglow with the firelight from the burning shack. Fortunately for you the fire isn't all consuming...

Searching the somewhat burning shack reveals great heaps of goblin treasures and a few burnt bodies: two vultures and one giant ferret.

Coming off the victory and proudly sauntering back the Bridcruncer commune, you take a great interest your new role as leaders of the Birdcruncher tribe.
The Birdcrunchers already viewed you as heroes for your performance in the dares, but returning from the Munchmeat farm victorious secures your role in Birdcruncher history as the greatest goblins of all time!

Congratulations, you all survived!

I'll send chronicle sheets shortly.

Thanks for a great game!

Thanks, DM hair-metal goblin! Loved it!

Though Reta one of greatest goblins of all time, she still cringes as she remembers Poog's whacks on the head.