To market, to market, to burn a fat pig,
Home again, home again, jiggity – jig!
Each of you attack the beastly pig in one fashion or another missing entirely! Dodging all of your feeble attempts the armored walking bacon feast lets out a "SNNORRT", apparently mocking you.
Then armored bacon snorts yet again with angry wisps of flame from its nostrils, pauses, then belches a blast of fire at Reta and Poog!
Burns! Burns! Stupid pig! Worse than Squealy Nord!
Reta tries more attacking:
Chuffy thinks about roasting some frogs over the flames, but realizes that the pig would taste better.
"Tasty pig. Slow roasted over big fire. With apple in mouth."
"Squeeeeel!" blurts the pig as Chuffy carves ham!
Fry, ya burnin' piggy!
In a frenzy, Ham Hock charges ...
... Chuffy!
A satified "Gruuuunt!" is heard as Mr Piggly Wiggly gores Chuffy!
"Poog not like fire of Zarongel from pig."
;
"Poog next fight pig fire with Zarongel fire."
Reta tries to slice bacon. I want my bacon!
Burn...burn...burn...
"Mmmm bacon sounds good."
Chuffy squeals, practically drooling, as he takes another slice at the armored pig.
Chuffy, very hungry for sizzling bacon strips, ham or chicharones swings his massive blade cutting a jagged strip of flesh from the pig.
"Squeeel!"
Big pig turns in frusration and attempts to gorge Reta! You can see the furious desperation in it's eyes...
Big pig spins yet misses the evil female goblin!
Rita see good example in Chuffy. Reta want a piece as well!
Reta takes more than a pound of flesh from Big Pig! It's feral eyes denote rage now mixed with fear.
Squeeel, squeel, squeel...
"Quiet piggy, give up your bacon."
RATATA! Reta like bacon!
Fry...and Die!
Poog takes a step back, "Zarongel likes burnt pig for goblins!"
;
Big pig squealing like a little piglet tucks tail and runs away from the nasty greenies!
Meal ole goblins. Picking on Big Pig. He only wanted to 'play'...
You see big pig run off towards and past Munchmeat farm.
Aawh. No more bacon. Now we munch meat!
Reta is full of fire, but hurting...
Chuffy takes a parting shot at the runaway piggy.
But the shot goes wide. Chuffy looks down at the crossbow and shrugs before putting it away.
"Yes, Chuffy hurt too. Then we should hide, be sneaky like. 'Cause moving bacon made lots of noise. Owner will probably come to see what happened."
Pff. No matter. That some kind of entrance over there?
Gots to find Pa Munchmeat...
After 'defeating' the Big Pig the green meanies stealthily move to shrubbery cover.
Spying Munchmeat farm from a safe place, surrounded by a rickety wooden fence and thick mud, Munchmeat Farm slumps in a soggy valley between two low tors. A slimy-looking creek winds through the farm, which is barely anything to look at. A house in the center of the fenced-in area leans against two hefty buttresses holding up three large beams. It's balanced on numerous thick log stilts that create a cage-like hollow in the mud below the building.
North of the house are a few filthy chicken coops, and to the west an upturned boat with large profound 3 painted on top, propped against the fence, has been built into an impromptu shelter. A shed sits to the south of the building, and south and east of this shed are a few tired stretches of garden that look like they're best at growing mud and weeds.
Poog pulls out his wand of healing.
He whispers, "Zarongel cure goblins, but remembers us only dumb goblins get hurt."
He smacks each goblin over the head with the wand:
Chuffy rubs his head after the couple of smacks.
"Sometimes Zarongel cures almost as bad as the wounds, or maybe Poog is just doing it wrong."
Looking over the farm, Chuffy tries to spot any movement of bigger than goblin people.
"So where we check first? Boat, house, chickens?"
With a nasty grin on her face, and knife still in hand, Reta says chickens!
There is a single gate leading through the fence, but the fence itself looks poorly made and won't hold back a determined little green meanie for long.
Perception:
"Let Chuffy check gate. Noisy goblins stay back."
Chuffy sneaks up to the gate and takes a look around, looking for any of the people they were told about.
A single rickety farm gate allows passage through the wooden fence here, below an archway made of broken branches and bleached bones. A sign hangs from the arch, its words scrawled onto the wood with what looks like blood.
Three severed, maggot-covered goblin heads sit on poles driven into the ground to the left of the gate. A second sign leans against these poles under the heads.
Let's check da boat first...
Stealth:
See. Werds bad luck!
Reta moves along with chuff to inspect the boat
The green meanies scramble through muck to an upturned boat possibly an old river barge by the look of it. The boat's stern has been built into the fence, and a large hole has been smashed in the southern side to provide entrance to the dark hollow created by the hull.
The dark hollow entrance is blocked by a body of some sort...the skin looks similar to Big Pig's but without the armor and one could assume its another pig blocking this large hole.
Could be pig. Let's test.
Reta stabs the pink skin with her knife.
If it squeals, it pig.
"We might get bacon after all"
Chuffy says with a smile as he holds his blade in one hand and his crossbow in the other.
"SqueEEaL"
'tis a pig!
Reta:
Mogmurch:
Poog:
Chuffy:
Boar:
Chuffy moves up quickly and stabs at the pig.
for
Reta raises the her dog slicer, that she decided to name the 'baconator' for the occasion and slashes once more
Before the pig raises an alarm it's grunts are silenced by the deadly duo.
You can smell the bacon grease already!
After moving the wieghty ham/bacon/brasied short rib 'feast' away from the overturned boat's entrance you see another pig...mildly familar yet scared...staring at you and not attacking
Princess Crackling (the dead pig) has two suspicious looking gourds tied to a cord around her neck. You remember seeing Big Pig gobbling one of these down prior to breathing fire at you...
one potion of blur in a rusty iron flask
one small +1 light crossbow with some pig teeth marks on the stock
one bronze scroll case containing a scroll of flaming sphere.
"Whats with pig there?"
Chuffy asks, pointing at the pig, as he squeezes into the area. He quickly begins checking around the area.
"Oh hey, look. Stuff."
He calls as he finds the various items looking them over quickly.
You all take the stuff...
Reta stands around, pretty much oblivious to what is going on.
Once the user has consumed the gourd, she can immediately expel a belch of fire in a is-foot cone, dealing 2d6 points of fire damage to all creatures in the area.
A successful DC i2 Reflex save halves the damage. If the user elects not to use the fire breath at once, she can store the breath for up to an hour
before it dissipates.