After searching the overturned boat and deciding to check out the workshed: This flimsy structure seems to have started out as a workshed, but its sagging walls have been almost entirely overtaken by rampant plantlife. Searching this rewards you with three more gourds of fire burping.
I is taking these gourds...
"Reta or Chuffy should get potion to make you blurry."
I have easier ways to make me blurry! Reta says, meaning to say she can just smack Chuffy on the eye.
Potion will help as well.
Reta will gladly take the potion what makes you look all smudgy, but perhaps it's more use to Chuffy.
Let's go to '4'.
Poog hit self a bit too hard while healing. Follows tribe mates.
"Poog wonder how Squealy Nord get here."
Reta gets that evil grinning look in her eyes when Squealy is mentioned Yes, fearsome boar Squaly Nord, terror of the brine stump!
She doesn't understand Poog though, thinking he is talking about getting Squely to come here:
If he can get here, that would be good! But I also don't know how Squealy Nord can come here.
AC 13, touch 12, flat-footed 12 (+1 Dex, +1 natural, +1 size)
hp 8
Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +1
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Melee bite +1 (1d4)
STATISTICS
Str 11, Dex 12, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 13, Cha 4
Base Atk +0; CMB –1; CMD 10 (14 vs. trip)
Feats Great Fortitude
Skills Perception +5
On to number four...
Three decrepit henhouses slump battered in the mud here. The nervous clucking of several chickens can be heard from within.
Unlike many goblins, you're not particularly afraid of dogs. You know what dogs smell like, and that smell makes you mad. Very mad.
Benefit: You gain the SCENT ability, but only against canines. In other words, you smell a dog near the hen houses!
Against these creatures, you gain a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and a +2 morale bonus on weapon damage rolls.
"Drink from party also make things blurry, no that makes you see blurry. Never mind"
Chuffy accepts the potion and tucks it away.
"Where Squealy Nord? Chuffy hasn't seen Nord in a while."
Reta gets that enraged look in her eyes Dogs!, taking a deep breath near!
She draws her knife and tries to sniff out the dog where are you doggie, doggie?
"Reta find dog for Poog. Poog has spell to make dog statue. Makes great target for dog slicer!"
"Yeah Reta, go find dog."
Chuffy says before trying to do his best to hide near so he can get a clear shot at the dog when Reta finds it.
"Woof!
Reta:
Mogmurch:
Poog:
Chuffy:
Spot:
Seeing the dog, Chuffy takes a shot with his hand crossbow before other goblins get in his way.
Attack:
Damage:
Reflex DC 14 for half damage.
Doogs. Must. Dieieieie!
The poor lil puppy didn't stand a chance!
Mean Chuffy runs up acting like he was going to pet him and slices his head wide open!
To make matters worse, Mogmurche then throws a fireball and incinerates poor Spot to ashes.
Poor poor Spot, all he wanted to do was eat you. Is that so wrong?
Chuffy laughs a little manically, dancing a bit, as he reloads his crossbow before heading into the hen house to search for eg.... stuff useful to the goblins. Yeah that's it.
Let's break eggs, then move into house, see if Pa is home! Reta says with a super-wide grin.
I is cheef...I says where we goes next! Ummm...Into da house!
Yes chief!
Nobody sure whether Reta serious or being snarky.
"Poog want use big fire of Zarongel. Want something tasty to burn. Maybe in house!"
Looking from Mog and the henhouse, Chuffy links his lips before heading toward the house trying to stay hidden and see who is inside.
Creeping closer to the house you notice an open area beneath, glancing in your survey this large open area under the house which has been filled with straw, branches, and uprooted underbrush-something big has made a nest of it.
A trap door is set in the ceiling above.
Reta silently sneak up to trapdoor, then try to open it to see what above.
Moving up behind Reta, Chuffy tries to watch both the trapdoor and the nest-like area, his crossbow at the ready.
I is following the others...
Stealth:
Poog tries his best, but he is Poog after all...
As you step in to the straw-filled floor your footsteps stir up dust. The dust becomes thicker as you move closer to the trap door.
You also hear a throaty and eager roar of "MNARRRRRR!" as Poog enters the area....
Reta:
Mogmurch:
Poog:
Chuffy:
Bad feathery furry thing in the straw
What? It big chicken! Big chicken no match of big evil flaming dogslicer!
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Poog points at the feathery beast.
"Zarongel touched by fire, do same for big bird!"
"Stupid clumsy goblin."
Chuffy grunts as he aims at the big chicken and fires his crossbow.
I pull out my club and take a whack at the feathery thing...
Attack:
Damage:
The feathery furry mean thing takes a sound beating from the green meanies yet still stands!
As it is clearly afraid of the club wielding goblin it bites the flaming sword one (Reta) with it's beak...
With all the movement in the straw and dust your vision is now very very cloudy. Consider your vision limited: Obscuring mist
Pain! Stoopid chicken what bites!
Reta is out of here: she withdraws through the trapdoor, hoping the big chicken cannot follow.
The floor of this filthy chamber is made of rough floorboards. Numerous gaps between them reveals the furry feathery thing and goblin fight below.
A large pile of furs and straw is heaped to the south, and a huge trap door (which you have now entered through) sits in the very center of the room. To the west, a single ill-fitting door hangs askew on a single hinge.
As you climb up into the room a whiskered face attached to a long skinny furry body looks at you hungrily. It is surprised as you woke it from a peaceful slumber filled with dreams of goblin munching! Om nom nom nom nom!
Ah, you're right. I'm just not used to having 20 AC...
Reta does not flee:
Stupid chicken what bites! I make you feel slicer now!
"Can't see stupid bird from back here!
Poog draws his dogslicer and moves up to where he remembers it being. Once he sees it:
"Ah ha ha ha, Reta got bit by chicken. Chuffy save you."
Chuffy cackles as he moves in to where he saw the fight. [ooc Hmm no way to get flanking[/ooc]
Continue attacking with the club...
Attack:
Damage:
Taking significant damage from these little green munchies the feathery furry beak creature 'strikes down upon Mogmurche with great vengeance and furious anger'!
Heh, chicken loves Moggie!
Reta strikes at big chicken again!
"Chicken hugs!"
Chuffy stabs at the giant chicken, hoping to get a wing or drumstick.
"Poog want use big ball of fire, but goblins be too close"
With a flurry of goblin blows the chicken monster falls!
"Bawk bawk..."
"Ha Ha, chicken fall down."
Chuffy laughs before rooting through the area for anything shiny (or of some possible value).
The broody owlbear has recently laid a halfdozen eggs. The mayhem a goblin quartet can get up to with a half-dozen freshly hatched owlbears is best left to the imagination...awesome.
Up the trap door?
Reta secretly hopes for some healing, but fears Poog's wand a bit, as he smacks really hard with it. If nothing happens, she'll climb up the trapdoor.
Poog feels Reta's eyes on him. He slowly realizes Reta need healing. He thwacks her four times quickly on the shoulders and back, softly praying "Zarongel, take the fire of Reta pain for use in next Poog spell."