Rise of the Runelords: Chosen of Sandpoint

Game Master polyfrequencies

No offense to my dear sister intended. She's an absolute babe. I can vouch for that since we're twins.

For the love of.. How many time have I told you to stop trying to set me up with people. I'm perfectly capable of finding someone to my taste on my own. *Blush*

Hey hey, just a statement of fact there... Touchy,..<mumble>.

*blinks about average/HP* I presumed 4+1 on a D8; is it 4.5, round up, +1?

Yes, at least in PFS. I think that's the standard used otherwise as well.

Yes, at least in PFS. I think that's the standard used otherwise as well.

This.

An I/C update tomorrow.

Just an FYI, I will be busy all weekend into Monday. My last post will be tomorrow at some point and then I will be back to posting on Monday evening.

You all are remembering to take your Human bonus skill point right?
(Human Skilled Trait = +1 skill pt per level)
Unless you traded it away for an alternate racial trait...

No I forgot! Thank you!

Hah. I knew I spent 8 points this time. Yes, it's accounted for in my skill crunch; the refund point went to Escape Artist, I believe.

I will not have time to get to this today. Updates on Monday in the meantime feel free to interact at the Cathedral before you head out for the Hunt.

Tal is clearly to wasted to make it...

No worries, Talene...I think Windsight may take offense at the thought of Aldern poking me with anything.
At least I hope so.
And Rojava would probably also step in.
At least I hope so.
There's always a solution...
...to make it look like a boar got him-

Hm, do we need to set Lia up with a safe word? :)

Ro would try sarcasm, ridicule, and humiliation before resorting to murder though. :p

Of course maybe a boar really will get him.

'I feel like today is the day. Today is the day I find what I've been searching for...'

You've been searching for a pig?

Of course maybe a boar really will get him.

If I end up shadow-trapping the wrong target, you'll vouch for me when I claim it was a terrible accident, riiiight?

Of course!

Aw, I was only joking anyway. I'm totally up for murdering the dude. He snubbed me.

BUT! There may be more fun ways to do things. Xarmas could shape change and follow you around as a bunny or squirrel if you go off by yourselves.

Xarmas, do you do bunnies?

I can also hook you up with Message if you like. Wasn't joking about the safe word part.

No Squirrel.
A druid in one of my homegames played a sadistic druid.
He would corner last standing opponents in squirrel form(partially with help of walls of force from his equally sadistic buddies), and then proceed to "Sunder Nuts" - then hide them away in an extradimensional storage vault as trophies.

Please lets NOT go there again. (It kinda ended with the Elf-Kaida smashing a Silver Dragon into the Vampire State Building to force entry and a climactic battle against the forces of evil(said party...)-)

Nope. No shapechanging for Xarmas...yet. She's been working on it.

No Squirrel.

For the last time I do not have Attention Deficit Disorder...

Oh LOOK! A squirrel!

Dammit, someone set Karmid's translator device to Dog again ....

I once played a British (English!) Eurasian red squirrel in a superhero game. Chemical accident turned an ordinary squirrel into a functionally immortal hypergenius. Though on the side of the heroes, he was a most thorough villian, with multiple detailed plans in regards to taking over the world via advancing technology, manipulation of other major bad guys, cuteness, and his fan club.

And in regards to an attempt by Aldern - or any other male - to forcibly have his way rape one of his godkin, Windsight would not only be perfectly willing to most thoroughly kill the f**ker, he would just as willingly state that he did so, and his reasons for so doing, in any court of law or honor.

EDIT: Actually, let me revise. Were he to witness the attempt, Hudok 'Windsight' Tamiirrik would not 'be willing' to kill the man; he would kill the man if he were at all able to do so. In his view, few acts are more chaotic and evil than rape, and slaying such a human(oid) is neither more nor less than killing a mad, rabid beast - something to be done swiftly, efficiently, and completely.

As a figment, I could, of course, always pick up Bite at Level 3, then Bleeding at Level 7, and Reach at Level 13.

Then I can, cute tiny butterfly I am, voraciously bite people five feet away with razorsharp teeth that leave bleeding wounds.

Just in case I need to protect Lia...but that'll take a few more levels...

Facepalm.
That sounds like Mort from Torment.

Gwyd, because of his pacifism, wouldn't directly assault the guy if he presses the matter with Lia. That being said, he would be the one that would pen song and show decrying the man as a scoundrel and as an honorless prig. IF he manages to make it away from Windsight, my hope is that Sandpoint's citizenry would do the deed because of his horrible ways.

Facepalm.

That sounds like Mort from Torment.

That kind of makes the idea even more intriguing.

If you start making bad puns in the middle of combat, I'm casting silence. lol

I highly doubt the aristocrat would try anything against her or anybody else on a boar hunt surrounded by armed friends.

Alone in a room or tent somewhere...?

Well, I won't say what Karmid would do, but I assure you it would not be pretty.

If you start making bad puns in the middle of combat, I'm casting silence. lol

Well, in that case...

Ohhhhh....yoouuuu evil creature!!!!!

Telepathy?

On the other hand If I get Lia to agree to Sic you on troublesome spell casters, that'll be nice.

Well, honestly, Flutter would probably opt for "Spirit-Touched(Heavens)" or "Skilled(Fly)" at first, then swap to "Ability Increase(Intelligence)" when having 2 points, then re-adding one of the first picks once he has 3 evolution points.
Technically I could dream him up new every day, but for convenience and continuity, I'll probably mostly stick with those(except if specific situations demand changes...e.g. if we hunt a red dragon in his volcano-lair, screw intelligence, Flutter would gain Energy Immunity(Fire).)

Facepalm.

That sounds like Mort from Torment.

"You know what? We should get some female zombies to join this party, right chief?"

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Don't care about Lia, if Fran sees anyone acting improperly towards anyone else, they'll get the same treatment you're all so ready to promise towards Aldern. No special treatment for him :P

Why all the hate for Aldern? He's an affable fellow isn't he?
Updates today child allergy problems kept me from updates yesterday.

Don't care about Lia...

That....is not a very nice thing to say :_;

Why all the hate for Aldern? He's an affable fellow isn't he?

Oh, no hate at all. Just not certain I would not end up in a situation that would require me to break character to get out of it. Hence I was, out of character, making sure that people have my back, and don't misunderstand my obliviousness.

I will do my best to post this week as things occur. I'm in New Orleans on a business trip and I want to make sure the posts are intelligible. :)

That being said, I'm using it as a chance to revisit the roots of all true American Bard-dom.

Francesca Brishen wrote:

Don't care about Lia...

That....is not a very nice thing to say :_;

Didn't mean it that way! Just that Fran'd react the same for anyone, not just for Lia. *hugs*

Darn goodie two shoes character. It's been a while i haven't played an evil character and it's starting to itch me, haha

Meh. I'd to it to Gwyddym or Karmid or etc., too. There are some lines one doesn't cross, and if <place female name here> didn't roast their nuts, well ... :P :)

Hehe, all good, Fran.

That being said, I fully expect when it comes to the extreme topics the discussion turned to reference, none of us would discriminate because of the nature of the victim.

What I meant to bring up was, however, by far not as sinister. I doubt he'll try and push me down behind some undergrowth(if only because he knows what would follow), but judging by last evening, he MAY try and come on to me.
By the definition I laid out for her, Lia is(as mentioned) oblivious to flirting or subtext. She'll take things at face value and float along. That is, by design, one area where her Sense Motive will fail her(same as Flutter, who IS an extension of her mind). (Also, I had some out-of-character fun teasing Aldern with innocent statements...totally guilty, there-)

The reason I posted was, if Talene is too hung-over, to get someone else to "check up" on us, prevent things from going too far - because depending on situation I feel doing that myself would suddenly require Lia to understand, either herself or via Flutter, to be able to act on that information.
(Do remember that she partially lives in her abstruse dream world where all options are almost equal and causality is dynamic. If you asked her to go skinny dipping in the city pond at noon, she'd probably happily oblige because it seems like fun and some cold water would be refreshing on the hot day, not considering other consequences or bystanders - yay permanent lucid day-dreaming)
So yeah, I'd need you guys to be moral guardians, there. She's so "innocent" she has no classic morals or shame. Hope I could clear this up, a bit.

Update tomorrow. Feeling run down tonight.

Feeling run down tonight.

Far be it from me to criticize the GM, but Sir you should be able to avoid cars better...did you at least get a license plate number?

=)

DMD wrote:

Feeling run down tonight.

Far be it from me to criticize the GM, but Sir you should be able to avoid cars better...did you at least get a license plate number?

=)

"If you can dodge incoming traffic, you can dodge a ball!" -Patches O'Houlihan

DMD wrote:

Feeling run down tonight.

Far be it from me to criticize the GM, but Sir you should be able to avoid cars better...did you at least get a license plate number?

=)

Yep, some f+%$in bougie a!$!*&@ with a personalized plate - LIFE.

Yes...I think I know that car.

He's tried to run me over a few times as well.

Muther*/#@$^ of a driver.

"Life is SO bourgeois" says Rojava while applying her black lipstick.

Under the weather. Will post on Monday. All my posts are short...........

Hope you're feeling better Drasven. By the way, did you level up to 2?

I will give one more day for some I/C interaction before I move us along.

Updates tomorrow, child sleep issues and a traveling wife are not conducive to posting updates...

Yeah, I understand that. One more viewing of "Color Crew" on Netflix and I'm gonna hurl every colored crayon in the trash when my son isn't looking just so I can feel better!

Yeah, I understand that. One more viewing of "Color Crew" on Netflix and I'm gonna hurl every colored crayon in the trash when my son isn't looking just so I can feel better!

Luckily my daughter is obsessed with Star Wars and watches little else except Room on the Broom which I actually like :-) The days of endless re-runs of Team Umizoomi, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Sesame Street are a thing of the past! The new Mickey Mouse cartoons on Disney are sort of like Ren and Stimpy lite so are amusing enough to watch even for adults.

My daughter is capable of grasping things on her Mobile ^_^

Guess I have some time before TV becomes relevant.

Oh god Color Crew....I forgot about those annoying little crayons. I need to find a way to hide that and freaking Caillou. My son lately has been on a cooking competition show (Cupcake Wars, Chopped, Iron Chef America, etc) and How It's Made kick. So not TOO bad.

I guess I'm lucky then. My daughter loves to watch me play video games, and even when I turn a game off, she asks me to play something else.

That could be due to her school making this Sesame Street (and other shows) DVDs that the kids watch as homework. Her school found a way to make Sesame Street work, so now she doesn't like it!

I guess I'm lucky then. My daughter loves to watch me play video games, and even when I turn a game off, she asks me to play something else.

Hah, my son's getting there. He plays a few things on the WiiU and has started playing WoW a bit (he mainly runs around and kills boars).