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I blame Cosmo big time....
I was under the understanding i was finally with a job again and had bought stuff for a suit and previously mentioned navigation device for it.....only to hear this morning they won't proceed with me.
Why, Cosmo, why??!! :(
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goblin babies blame Cosmo that we now have a Ceti Alpha V-grade earworm of the Swedish Chef singing Sia's "Chandelier" stuck in our noggins. (link for masochists)
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I blame Cosmo for TFF's suit needing a navigation device. On the other hand, hurrah for satellite guided pantaloons.
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Life is Strange finale... Cosmo... you don't play fair.
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I Blame Cosmo for the extreme drama my niece has created today...I got woken up by her yelling at her bf over the phone...and it just got worse from there.
I Blame Cosmo for the extreme drama my niece has created today...I got woken up by her yelling at her bf over the phone...and it just got worse from there.
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I don't... I don't know whether to laugh, or cry, Cosmo. I mean...
Top 10 Most Dangerous Cities in Alaska
To most, Alaska is just a big empty state with lots of caribou and snow. But Alaska also has the distinction of being the most dangerous state in the country – as far as violent crime goes, it’s the only state with a rate over 600 per 100,000. So when I say that these are Alaska’s ten most dangerous cities, you know that they are among the most dangerous places you can go in all of America.
I was born, raised, and still live in Soldotna, Alaska (7th most dangerous city, 11th for violent crime, 8th for property crime) and... this just isn't even remotely true. Most of the "violent crime" in Alaska is people getting drunk and fighting. But according to this a*!&@~!, if you come to Alaska, you're going to get raped, murdered, mugged or jumped or a combination.
I mean, "one of the most dangerous places in America"? REALLY? Gods... I just...
:(
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I blame Cosmo that Tels has committed so many crimes and now seems to be trying to pretend that those crimes never happened so his city will be considered safe for his future victims.
I blame Cosmo for people needlessly antagonizing Tels. DragonDorn, just watch yourself. He's a wanted man. He has the death sentence on twelve systems.
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I Blame Cosmo for the extreme drama my niece has created today...I got woken up by her yelling at her bf over the phone...and it just got worse from there.
I Blame Cosmo for...my older Sister and older brother were going out to dinner...I said I would like to go so they decided to pick a place they knew I would not like.
I blame Cosmo that Calgone has twice refused to take Master Kretzer and Floyd away.
=)
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I Blame Cosmo that even though I favored all three of Rysky posts she probably will not even notice.
I Blamer Cosmo for yesterday at work for dealing with not one but TWO packages too big to get out of the truck...what are you sending people Cosmo?
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I Blame Cosmo for the return of the Spammers.
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Okay so my Champions GM ran a time travel/alternative timeline/etc adventure...I dislike them immensely...so he promised it was just a one time deal so he could fix his universe....and Promised he would not do so again.
Tonight he broke that promise....obviously Cosmo has been whispering in his ear.
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I Blame Cosmo for having to move some furniture for my Mom in prep for painting tomorrow...after a heavy day at work.
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Okay so my Champions GM ran a time travel/alternative timeline/etc adventure...I dislike them immensely...so he promised it was just a one time deal so he could fix his universe....and Promised he would not do so again.
Tonight he broke that promise....obviously Cosmo has been whispering in his ear.
Actually, I don't know if Cosmo can claim credit for that so much as DC/Marvel, who pull off the universe-exploding-retcon-promise-that-this-will-be-the-last-do-it-again-wa sh-rinse-repeat about every other week, it seems.
I blame Cosmo that I fall for DC/Marvel's bull**** too often.
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I Blame Cosmo that all the furniture has been rearranged down stairs...it makes no sense. Damn it Cosmo I don't like change.
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I blame Cosmo that I never received a reservation for the Kretzer domicile. Now all the stub toe hexes I place on the legs of the freshly-moved furniture will be rush jobs.
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I blame Cosmo that I finally got to use Pugwampis in a campaign... and they both proceeded to die in one hit, with only one attack being made from inside their unluck aura and still managing to hit and kill them.
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I blame Cosmo in advance, for Orthos' problem will have a 70% chance of happening when i introduce the wumpi in my homebrew.
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I Blame Cosmo that I inherited my father's lousy memory when it comes to people's names.
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My latest order from Paizo came in, and thanks to Cosmo, it was packaged in those foam peanuts, that, it being cold out, literally *fly* out of the box and in random directions (away from each other, or any attempt to pick them up) thanks to the seasonal static.
Even better, since they all have a charge, when you finally catch one and attempt to throw it into the trash, it clings to your hand, and when you finally shake it free, it leaps away from the trash and back onto the floor!
Cosmo! Why did you fill my living room with evil foam peanuts with enough Rogue levels to have Evasion? Why can you not harness this power (of staticky foam peanut ninja) for good?
On the cruel upside, the look of forlorn misery on the dog, to whom they fly across the room to stick, and refuse to dislodge no matter how she tried, so that she finally just lay down and whined, covered with foam peanuts, was funny.
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I blame Cosmo for not getting something to me on time. ಠ_ಠ
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I blame Cosmo for mental pugilist not being a thing yet!
I also blame Cosmo for not getting something to Liz on time and making the Gninja not happy, now we all shall suffer a rain of caffeinated throwing stars the likes of which the world has never seen, and for good reason.
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I blame Cosmo for mental pugilist not being a thing yet!
Sorry, been busy working on spiderfolk and stuff for vishkanyas.
I also also blame Cosmo for invoking the wrath of the resident gninja viking/Asgardian werewolf cookiesmith.
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I Blame Cosmo that my minion, John, did not realize yesterday was National Cat Day.
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I blame Cosmo that there IS a National Cat Day.
As the caretaker of two cats, they're insufferable enough without their own holiday.
Still love 'em though
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I blame Cosmo for the existence of huge dragons.
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I blame Cosmo that there IS a National Cat Day.
As the caretaker of two cats, they're insufferable enough without their own holiday.
Still love 'em though
I Blame Cosmo that Cats probably believe every day should be National Cat Day.
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I blame Cosmo that there was no one for me to do the King's Fall raid with last night.
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I Blame Cosmo for the next door neighbors throwing a Halloween party....I swear those kids have been screaming non-stop all night. Makes me to nervous to go out.
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I Blame Cosmo for the almost complete lack of Trick r' Treaters this year...leaving me with all of this candy to eat.
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I blame Cosmo that I didn't have any candy, expired or otherwise, to eat. (I had a bag of (unexpired) Brookside's dark chocolate-covered blueberries last week, but it didn't even last 48 hrs.)
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I blame Cosmo that I didn't have any candy, expired or otherwise, to eat. (I had a bag of (unexpired) Brookside's dark chocolate-covered blueberries last week, but it didn't even last 48 hrs.)
You could have had some of mine, thereby preventing me from derailing Lady Longears' weight reduction programme (for which I blame Cosmo. The derailment, not the programme itself) with such nutrition-free delights as Refreshers, Drumsticks, Parma Violets and Fizzers.
I have previously sent a steak and kidney pie and a whisky & hot lemon via psychic matter transference; sweets would have been perfectly do-able, but alas, now it is too late.
Cosmo's fault again.
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I blame Cosmo that we finally got about 600 pieces of candy to give to the enormous number of trick-or-treaters that always show up every Hallowe'en... and then we get only about 250 kids last night!
I'm going to gain 10 pounds from eating all the leftovers, Cosmo!!
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I blame Cosmo for the PCs being wise enough to set watches, despite being in guest quarters.
I was looking forward to the midnight abduction potential.
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I Blame Cosmo for my my stomach ache...ooo too much candy.
I blame Cosmo.Just because my name is lamplighter does not mean I started that fire!!We'll blame the not-priests.
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I blame Cosmo for the satisfaction of my on-the-street ambush kidnapping of a PC.
Smoke bombs, high init and dwarven criminals FTW.
Lvl 4 Tetori
Lvl 3 Grenadier
Lvl 1 Urban barbarian
Lvl 1 Cleric
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I blame Cosmo for one of my players being an utter crybaby.