>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[John Kretzer]

Tels wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Tels wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Texas advertising the "Double Whopper: Biggest State, Biggest Combo" and below that in small font is (nobody counts Alaska).

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I blame Cosmo for thinking this was funny despite the pain it causes Tels and other people from Alaska.

Not really pain, so much as frustration. It can be very frustrating to live up here and deal with the ignorance or outright stupidity of people elsewhere.

Yeah it must be hard living in igloos and stuff...

See, that, I don't mind. Alaskans have been known to encourage that myth by building igloo villages for visiting friends who don't know any better.

I Blame Cosmo for Alaskans playing this dirty trick on friends.

[Alexander Augunas]

John Kretzer wrote:

Tels wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Tels wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Texas advertising the "Double Whopper: Biggest State, Biggest Combo" and below that in small font is (nobody counts Alaska).

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I blame Cosmo for thinking this was funny despite the pain it causes Tels and other people from Alaska.

Not really pain, so much as frustration. It can be very frustrating to live up here and deal with the ignorance or outright stupidity of people elsewhere.

Yeah it must be hard living in igloos and stuff...

See, that, I don't mind. Alaskans have been known to encourage that myth by building igloo villages for visiting friends who don't know any better.

I Blame Cosmo for Alaskans playing this dirty trick on friends.

Can we blame Cosmo for Drop Bears too?

[Uncle Teddy]

At 8:00 this morning I was already wishing it was Friday.

I may have to cancel this Saturday's game because some of my players might not be able to make it.

And I blame Cosmo for both. Torture me all you want, Cosmo, but leave my players alone.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for what happened Sunday night on the way home from dropping off some friends...I won't say what exactly but Cosmo knows what he did.

[Uncle Teddy]

I blame Cosmo for Paizo's warehouse goblins that like to hide items for my orders - two orders in a row where an item was found after the rest had shipped.

While I shall not blame Cosmo for the issues Paizo's been having of late with the website and phones I do blame him for the server goblins he released that are causing all the problems. There had to have been a better place to release the server goblins.

[Tels]

I built my nephews a blanket fort and I want to play in it probably as much as they do. I am unsure whether or not to blame Cosmo for this.

I blame Cosmo for not knowing whether or not to blame him.

[Mythic JMD031]

It's always a good idea to blame Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for Tels questioning whether or not to blame Cosmo.

[Tels]

Mythic JMD031 wrote:

It's always a good idea to blame Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for Tels questioning whether or not to blame Cosmo.

Agreed. His sneakiness was making me doubt for a moment.

I also blame Cosmo for starting a 6,000 acre forest fire 3 miles out of town. Fortunately, it's going in the wrong direction. Unfortunately, my Grandmother lives in the direction it's spreading (though some ~20 miles away from the fire). It's been hot and dry for weeks now and there isn't much hope of any rain.

At the same time, there is another 300 acre forest fire raging on the peninusla and smaller fires are popping up all over the peninsula causing the fire fighters to quickly rush to the small ones to put them out before they turn into larger ones.

You trying to burn down my state Cosmo? Or is this a plot by Texas?

[Chemlak]

Waits patiently for Jason to come into this thread to blame Cosmo for the "inexplicable" pain he's feeling - almost like being punched by something hard and metallic.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for Jason not posting the ACG teasers twice now.

[Tels]

20,000 acres Cosmo!!!

Why you burn down my state?!?!

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo for it being 2014, and people still feel the need to grind axes. I mean, come on, enough already... that's why we have chainsaws now.

...which makes think I should also blame Cosmo for G.R.R.R.R.R.R.R. Martin not letting Jaime Lannister put a totally anachronistic Valyrian steel-bladed chainsaw on his stump.

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

20,000 acres Cosmo!!!

Why you burn down my state?!?!

How are you having fire in Alaska? I thought physics prevented that.

I blame Cosmo for this Eldritch weirdness.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Rysky wrote:

How are you having fire in Alaska? I thought physics prevented that.

I blame Cosmo for inebriated tanukis with giant magnifying glasses trying to burn hallucinatory pink ants.

[Tels]

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

20,000 acres Cosmo!!!

Why you burn down my state?!?!

How are you having fire in Alaska? I thought physics prevented that.

I blame Cosmo for this Eldritch weirdness.

Didn't you know? It gets so cold up here, our cold burns you.

That's not a traditional forest fire... it's an ice fire!

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

20,000 acres Cosmo!!!

Why you burn down my state?!?!

How are you having fire in Alaska? I thought physics prevented that.

I blame Cosmo for this Eldritch weirdness.

Didn't you know? It gets so cold up here, our cold burns you.

That's not a traditional forest fire... it's an ice fire!

Ah! That makes sense, thanks for clearing that up.

[Kairos Dawnfury]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Jason not posting the ACG teasers twice now.

I blame Cosmo for Tels beating me to this complaint.

[Drock11]

I was kindly informed at work today that it was discovered that I personally ruined about $80,000 in product in about 2/3 of a shift in one day a few weeks ago because the wrong thing was done to it. To put that in perspective that's a little above the take home pay I make in six years. It was still perfectly functional and even looked good, but the right thing wasn't done.

Granted I contend it was completely not my fault because of things I wasn't told about at the time and I couldn't reasonably have known. My supervisors agree with me. Still I'm not sure how the upper management of the place I work for feels about it.

It's even worse as they were special orders everybody had to be extra careful about because they are going to costumers to potentially determine if future contracts for the product will get made so the ramifications might go further than even the simple cost of it.

Even if not my fault it's not something I feel thrilled about. I think I will leave this one off the resume.

I blame you Cosmo. I know you must have set me up. Just when I think you can't outdo yourself you manage to come through again and again.

[Pygon]

My Tantive IV expansion for the XWing Miniatures game finally shipped.

It will arrive tomorrow.
It isn't here yet.

Cosmo's fault.

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo because I woke up today the stench of skunk that had infused my house. When I went to work the inside of my car was even worse, and still hasn't fully gone away.

Also, what's up with the bumblebees around here having an unnatural attraction to me the last few days? I know you might think it's funny, and lets be honest probably everybody else it's not happening to does also, that a grown man would flail his arms around while rushing away from a large insect that's methodically following him around, but it's not. Stop it. It's mean Cosmo. It's even worse when I need to unlock my door to get into the house and can't move from where I'm at. That's a tense couple of seconds there.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for ignoring me for three days and not doing anything bad to me. What am I not important anymore Cosmo? :(

[Alex G St-Amand]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for ignoring me for three days and not doing anything bad to me. What am I not important anymore Cosmo? :(

I think he is spending his good side with his girlfriend or something.

[Tels]

Alex G St-Amand wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for ignoring me for three days and not doing anything bad to me. What am I not important anymore Cosmo? :(

I think he is spending his good side with his girlfriend or something.

The things he does to her...

I mean, think about it, she hasn't posted for awhile...

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

[John Kretzer]

Tels wrote:

Alex G St-Amand wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for ignoring me for three days and not doing anything bad to me. What am I not important anymore Cosmo? :(

I think he is spending his good side with his girlfriend or something.

The things he does to her...

I mean, think about it, she hasn't posted for awhile...

:) I Blame Cosmo for Tels putting bad mental images of Cosmo and his girlfriend into my head. :) Cosmo still likes me. :)

[Tels]

Seriously Cosmo, nearly 100,000 acres now (~96,000 at last mapping)!!!

Fire Map

I blame Cosmo for Texas hating Alaska so much.

[Tels]

Cosmo. I hate you.

Just had to clear trees and bush for some ~80 odd feet around my Grandmother's house as it's in the path of the wildfire burning near my home. Last count is 106,000-ish acres and it tends to flare up at night.

We also packed up her home and evacuated her in to town.

It's been a long day. And, just to top it off, if you check 'national news' sections of various websites, only one of them even mentions the fire (CNN) and that's at the end of an article about the 'massive' Arizona Fire (currently 11,000 acres). Bugs the hell out of me that Arizona has over 1,000 fire fighters, supported by planes, helicopters, dozers etc. and their fire is ~15% contained. Up here in Alaska, it's over 100,000 acres and burning, with less than 400 firefighters on the ground and we've got ~20% reported containment. Canada came to our rescue though, sending in 4 helicopters with buckets and 5 waterbomber planes to help support us.

Whenever you're ready to stop this fire, I'll be more than happy to see it go.

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

Cosmo. I hate you.

Just had to clear trees and bush for some ~80 odd feet around my Grandmother's house as it's in the path of the wildfire burning near my home. Last count is 106,000-ish acres and it tends to flare up at night.

We also packed up her home and evacuated her in to town.

It's been a long day. And, just to top it off, if you check 'national news' sections of various websites, only one of them even mentions the fire (CNN) and that's at the end of an article about the 'massive' Arizona Fire (currently 11,000 acres). Bugs the hell out of me that Arizona has over 1,000 fire fighters, supported by planes, helicopters, dozers etc. and their fire is ~15% contained. Up here in Alaska, it's over 100,000 acres and burning, with less than 400 firefighters on the ground and we've got ~20% reported containment. Canada came to our rescue though, sending in 4 helicopters with buckets and 5 waterbomber planes to help support us.

Whenever you're ready to stop this fire, I'll be more than happy to see it go.

Hmm, curious. Do Alaskans prefer being American or Canadian more?

[Matt Thomason]

Rysky wrote:

Hmm, curious. Do Alaskans prefer being American or Canadian more?

Huh. I thought Alaskans were Russian? ;)

[Rysky]

Matt Thomason wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Hmm, curious. Do Alaskans prefer being American or Canadian more?

Huh. I thought Alaskans were Russian? ;)

Good catch.

[Tels]

We're Camerinassian.

[Scribbling Rambler]

Tels wrote:

We're Camerinassian.

Everybody should get that procedure done when they reach a certain age. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

["Other Darrin" Kobold Cleaver]

Scribbling Rambler wrote:

Tels wrote:

We're Camerinassian.

Everybody should get that procedure done when they reach a certain age. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Do you get Westmore-ian forehead bumps too?

["Other Darrin" Kobold Cleaver]

I blame Cosmo that kobolds didn't get nifty cranial ridges when we moved from D&D:TOS to PF:TNG.

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for forgetting the first rule of arguing on the internet.

[Sara Marie]

I blame Cosmo for the popularity of this shirt.

[Nigel Tufnel, Guitar Wizard]

I blame Cosmo for Katina putting a Creed song in my head! Eeeeeeeeeevillll!!! {goes looking for a power drill}

Edit: Wait, Cosmo, is Katina your Sith apprentice?

[Drock11]

I blame Cosmo for somebody leaving a chain in my yard that my lawnmower went over today.

Also, what's up with all those holes in my yard. I mean who goes around randomly digging holes?

Sara Marie wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the popularity of this shirt.

If I ever get enough money and somehow get vacation time to go to either Gencon or Paizocon I going to go into it wearing a shirt that says "I Blame Cosmo" in gigantic letters.

[Jason Beardsley]

I blame Cosmo for this thread. Inevitably, it's his fault.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for the water fountain in my work area not working in this hot weather.

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the popularity of this shirt.

I can see Cosmo looking like Tingle.

[SnowJade]

I blame Cosmo because my car wouldn't start when we got back from vacation. That's the second time it's happened.

[Tels]

When I get bored and am looking for a laugh, I read AM BARBARIAN's posts.

I was eating a taco and reading said posts when I came across this post and Cheapy's response to it. It made me laugh really hard and a small fleck of meat fell down my windpipe and sent me into a coughing, hacking fit for a good ~15 minutes.

I blame Cosmo.

[Randarak]

I blame Cosmo for giving me another sinus infection (that's three this year) and for pushing back the release date of the Reign of Winter minis.

Good day to you sir!

I SAID GOOD DAY!!

[Mythic JMD031]

My wife had a bad day at work. I blame Cosmo.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

I blame Cosmo for forgetting to Fav SnowJade's post.

I also blame Cosmo for craving several doughnuts right now.

[Rysky]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

I blame Cosmo for forgetting to Fav SnowJade's post.

I also blame Cosmo for craving several doughnuts right now.

Dammit, now I want Doughnuts. Blaming that on Cosmo.

[Orthos]

I blame Cosmo for coming back from two weeks out of town to find our water heater leaking and thus turned off. We just drove 19 hours straight from Texas to Tennessee and come home to no shower, no bathrooms, and no tap. Cosmooooooooo!

[Rysky]

I'm noticing a pattern, what do you have against Water Heaters Cosmo?

[Cosmo]

Rysky wrote:

I'm noticing a pattern, what do you have against Water Heaters Cosmo?

What do you have against cold water?