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I blame Cosmo for some guy calling me a Munchkin because I made a build with a Dwarf Monk/Fighter that took Dangerously Curious as a trait so I could have UMD as a class skill.

It reaaaaally makes my skin crawl when someone calls me a Munchkin and actually means it. Especially for such a stupid reason.


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I blame Cosmo for those people that just make me want to beat their face in.

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Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for those people that just make me want to beat their face in.

:)


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I Blame Cosmo for loosing a hubcap yesterday while driving through a rather large puddle caused by a downpour in my area yesterday.

I will also take this time to blame Cosmo for the damage that was caused to the hubcap by my mother who parks by feel...which was the cause to the lost of the hubcap.


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I blame Cosmo because a new pair of boots I bought last Friday lasted literally five hours before the soles crumbled and almost disintegrated completely off of them.

I am impressed however that Cosmo has such accurate aim with disintegration rays.


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I blame Cosmo fot this ten-hour thunderstorm that's been giving me a headache.

Especially since he'd already wrecked the headphones to my ipod, meaning I'm music-less until it ends.


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I blame Cosmo for Legolas being all Legolasy in the Hobbit movies.


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Set wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:

*Takes off slaadi costume*

OOH! Spiders! Hadn't thought of that one!

*Takes out smart phone and begins making notes*

When you have that gunk in the corner of your eyes when you wake up?

That's because a spider crawled up onto your face and drank some of your tears when you were sleeping.

And it's all Cosmo's fault.

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
From Mars?
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Kajehase wrote:
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Oh, now I've just seen Cosmo-as-Ziggy-Stardust in my head, and the screams are still echoing around in my skull.

I can't blame Cosmo for this. It's all on you Kajehase!

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I blame Cosmo for the Paizo withdrawals I was going through until just now... I iz in my happy place now.


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Rysky wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the Paizo withdrawals I was going through until just now... I iz in my happy place now.

*Finishes up roll call to make sure all gremlins are accounted for and ready for the next strike*

Erm...what was that? Oh, yeah, yeah, "Cosmo did it," right.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky being in a happy place!

*Makes note to try and find a way to keep Rysky unable to access the site for seven extra minutes the next time the site goes down. For spites sake! >:) *


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I might know a guy.

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the Paizo withdrawals I was going through until just now... I iz in my happy place now.

*Finishes up roll call to make sure all gremlins are accounted for and ready for the next strike*

Erm...what was that? Oh, yeah, yeah, "Cosmo did it," right.

I blame Cosmo for Rysky being in a happy place!

*Makes note to try and find a way to keep Rysky unable to access the site for seven extra minutes the next time the site goes down. For spites sake! >:) *

Oh my aren't you just precious :3

I'm going to enjoy skinning you alive and drowning you in salt :3


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He knows what he did. Curse you Cosmo!


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I spilled my water while going into an elevator today.

G$&@*!nit Cosmo.

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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Legolas being all Legolasy in the Hobbit movies.

I thank Cosmo for Orlando Bloom (Legolas's actor) punching Justin Beiber in the face.

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Fun fact: Orlando Bloom and I were born* on the same day.

*:
"born"


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I blame Cosmo for the bad thing I just did.


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Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the bad thing I just did.

Cosmo, why you make me watch Dragonball Evolution for the first time (I'd never seen it until now)? Worse, why did I actually enjoy watching it?


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Tels wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the bad thing I just did.
Cosmo, why you make me watch Dragonball Evolution for the first time (I'd never seen it until now)? Worse, why did I actually enjoy watching it?

*continues flipping Guilty Pleasure switches in Tels's head*


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Tels wrote:
Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the bad thing I just did.
Cosmo, why you make me watch Dragonball Evolution for the first time (I'd never seen it until now)? Worse, why did I actually enjoy watching it?
*continues flipping Guilty Pleasure switches in Tels's head*

You've flipped enough of those as it is, thank you very much. For example, I listened to the 10-hour version of You See by Boxxy because I like the song.

Or I enjoy The Last Airbender.

I think In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is a cool movie despite being made by Uwe Boll.

Toy Box was an awesome group.

Friday is one of my most listened to songs!

Etcetera...


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Tels wrote:
Or I enjoy The Last Airbender.

*RECOILS*


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I blame Cosmo for working with what must be one of the most dysfunctional, but also one of the most penny wise pound foolish corporations on the planet. They aren't even really good at the penny wise part either.

This one I would also have to assume is Cosmo's doing in a indirect fashion. Like a poster has said before Cosmo might be evil, but he doesn't like to have his name thought of along side incompetence.


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Drock11 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for working with what must be one of the most dysfunctional, but also one of the most penny wise pound foolish corporations on the planet. They aren't even really good at the penny wise part either.

This one I would also have to assume is Cosmo's doing in a indirect fashion. Like a poster has said before Cosmo might be evil, but he doesn't like to have his name thought of along side incompetence.

???

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Not sure if insult or not....


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I choose to interpret that to mean that he's blaming Cosmo for the state of the corporation Drock works for


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I blame Cosmo for Orthos not using the Fry meme in his post.

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Set wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Oh, now I've just seen Cosmo-as-Ziggy-Stardust in my head, and the screams are still echoing around in my skull.

I can't blame Cosmo for this. It's all on you Kajehase!

Ah, but it's not Kajehase's fault that Cosmo slipped into his Ziggy Stardust suit and crawled into Kajehase's dreams.

Little Cosmo in Slumberland!!


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I blame Cosmo for Scribbling Rambler not giving me due props.


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Kajehase wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Scribbling Rambler not giving me due props.

I blame Cosmo for Kajehase wanting his due prop(s).


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I blame Cosmo for my threads blowing up. Came back to the forums to see over 500+ posts that need reading :(

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I blame Cosmo that Warner Bros and Marvel don't get along, and so we'll never see a Pinky and the Groot cartoon.


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This is probably the oddest thing I've ever had to blame Cosmo for.

I had to go to the bathroom, and when I sat down, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Turns out, there was a sheet of unpopped bubble wrap just laying there (Praise Sara Marie). So I picked up the sheet, and began popping the bubbles.

Anyway, so 20 minutes later, I run out of bubbles (for which I blame Cosmo), and then when I go to stand up, my butt has fallen asleep. As the blood comes rushing back, I get that needle-like sensation on my butt and I can't help but squirm.

I blame Cosmo for this.


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I blame Cosmo for the end of my vacation. Back to work. *sigh*


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I blame Cosmo for getting lost in the YouTube beast by watching 'Frozen' parodies, including... Do You Want To Kill a Planet featuring Nappa and Vegeta!


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I blame Cosmo for buying a pack of socks that have bad seams on the inside that dig into my toes. It usually starts getting bad in a situation where it's very impractical to take them off to adjust them. All a part of Cosmo's plan I'm sure.

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*shakes fist* [Werner Klemperer]Cosmoooo!!![/Werner Klemperer]


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I blame Cosmo for my facetiousness and for my family not laughing at my joke.

My sister has a habit of holding her hands up near her neck and it appears like she's strangling herself. So I told her she could be like Robin Williams, then I pointed my fingers at them in a joking manner and said, "Too soon? Eh? Eh?"

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Too soon.


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I blame Cosmo for this Fifty Shades of Frozen trailer ruining Frozen.

I do, however, thank Cosmo for giving me Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey so I can ruin the book for those who enjoy it.


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I blame Cosmo for the conspicuous absence of SteamPeeg in the TechGuide.

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I blame Cosmo that no one has blamed Cosmo since yesterday.

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Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor wrote:
I blame Cosmo that no one has blamed Cosmo since yesterday.

Trust me, there are plenty of people at GenCon currently blaming him for something and currently wishing he'd get the hell back here and away from them... Enjoy the calm before the storm...


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So my friend went to Gencon like he always does...I asked him to pick me a signed copy of the Advanced Class Guide. I always ask him to do this with Pazio's Gencon release.

So I finally get in touch with him and he says he could not get it as it sold out too quick.

So I am blaming Cosmo for my friend's failure in getting me a signed copy of the Advance Class Guide.

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John Kretzer wrote:

So my friend went to Gencon like he always does...I asked him to pick me a signed copy of the Advanced Class Guide. I always ask him to do this with Pazio's Gencon release.

So I finally get in touch with him and he says he could not get it as it sold out too quick.

So I am blaming Cosmo for my friend's failure in getting me a signed copy of the Advance Class Guide.

Luckily you can always buy a copy online and send it with your friend to GenCon next year to get it signed. Unless Jason, Logan, Stephen, and Mark's hands are all mysteriously chopped off at the same time. Which would probably be Cosmo's fault.


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Alexander Augunas wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:

So my friend went to Gencon like he always does...I asked him to pick me a signed copy of the Advanced Class Guide. I always ask him to do this with Pazio's Gencon release.

So I finally get in touch with him and he says he could not get it as it sold out too quick.

So I am blaming Cosmo for my friend's failure in getting me a signed copy of the Advance Class Guide.

Luckily you can always buy a copy online and send it with your friend to GenCon next year to get it signed. Unless Jason, Logan, Stephen, and Mark's hands are all mysteriously chopped off at the same time. Which would probably be Cosmo's fault.

It's possible Jason might arrange for something like this to happen to everyone else so no one punches him in the face with the Gauntlet.


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I blame Cosmo for Jason's face not getting punched with the Gauntlet yet.


Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Jason's face not getting punched with the Gauntlet yet.

I absolutely agree. Con season is over now, so Jason doesn't have to put in anymore public appearances. This means now is the right time for him to have a swollen mouth and slurred speech.

Although, I think making the Jason Face Punch a PaizoCon event would have been a brilliant move.

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Tels wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for Jason's face not getting punched with the Gauntlet yet.

I absolutely agree. Con season is over now, so Jason doesn't have to put in anymore public appearances. This means now is the right time for him to have a swollen mouth and slurred speech.

Although, I think making the Jason Face Punch a PaizoCon event would have been a brilliant move.

They probably wanted to wait until after he played Master of Ceremonies for all of those seminars before punching him. If had "broken his jaw" from the punch, he might have gotten out of his duties and gotten to skip GenCon seminar hosting duty because of a "work-related injury." Can't have that, can we?!

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I blame Cosmo for the Ice Water Bucket challenge.

You sick, sick [John Snow].

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