>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<


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Causemo's fault that anytime I see the name Norgorber, I think "Ehrmahgerd!!"

Shadow Lodge

Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I'm noticing a pattern, what do you have against Water Heaters Cosmo?
What do you have against cold water?

It's cold.

Enough said.

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Orthos wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I'm noticing a pattern, what do you have against Water Heaters Cosmo?
What do you have against cold water?

It's cold.

Enough said.

I'm conflicted...


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I blame Cosmo for no Pathfinder Battles previews for two Fridays in a row now. What is it Cosmo? Are you against pre-painted plastic minis now, you monster?


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I blame Cosmo for my irrational fear of losing my keys down the storm drains in parking lots when I go from my car to the store and vice versa. I usually have a death grip on them so tight that my knuckles start to white when I go near one. I also don't trust them to just sit in my pocket.

Everybody knows however that as soon as I let my guard down Cosmo will turn invisible and slap them out of my hand as soon as I walk near one, so it's all justified.

Dark Archive

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It's Cosmo's fault that I keep reading the title of an upcoming Pathfinder Companion as 'People Under the Stairs.'


Set wrote:

It's Cosmo's fault that I keep reading the title of an upcoming Pathfinder Companion as 'People Under the Stairs.'

I've been doing that too! I thought it was just me!


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I blame Cosmo because the nice juicy vine-riped heirloom Cherokee Purple tomato I bought just two days ago has already gone bad.

I blame Cosmo that flareups on the grill half-burned my sourdough toast in less than 10 seconds even though they were on the top rack over the unlit burner.

I blame Cosmo that on the last flip, my burger slid between the grill "wires" and onto the burner below. When I managed to get the flame shut off and tongs to lift off the grill grate, the burger slid 3/4s of the way down almost underneath the burner. Praise Sara Marie I could still retrieve it.

I blame Cosmo for the cats being freaked out by my stream of obscenities, 1) when the burger nearly escaped and was retrieved, 2) and again when I burned two nice third-degree grill marks on my right hand.

I preemptively blame Cosmo for the indigestion I will certainly have any time now because I still ate the burger.


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And I still crave a couple doughnuts... that's on you too, Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for the lack of JasonFacePunchingGauntlet videos on the Blog.

Silver Crusade

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I've recently started playing in a Legacy of Fire PBP. Go ahead, guess what I'm blaming you for right now.


Rysky, what are you doing here? This isn't the kind of joint you should be hangin about in!

Never mind Rysky folks, I'm her GM. I'm taking her back to that Legacy Game right now, you just go about your business...

Silver Crusade

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Nuuuu, I wanna rant! Besides most of my friends are here.

Grand Lodge

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Rysky wrote:
I've recently started playing in a Legacy of Fire PBP. Go ahead, guess what I'm blaming you for right now.

There's actually a couple of possibilities there....

As much as I like to blame Cosmo for everything, I think Mona is responsible for a certain monster...

So you must mean goats!

I also blame Cosmo for goats!

Evil split-hooved bastards

Silver Crusade

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Scribbling Rambler wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I've recently started playing in a Legacy of Fire PBP. Go ahead, guess what I'm blaming you for right now.

There's actually a couple of possibilities there....

As much as I like to blame Cosmo for everything, I think Mona is responsible for a certain monster...

So you must mean goats!

I also blame Cosmo for goats!

Evil split-hooved bastards

No, the goats were delicious... Poor Rombardickle...


Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for no Pathfinder Battles previews for two Fridays in a row now. What is it Cosmo? Are you against pre-painted plastic minis now, you monster?

Here's last weeks, not sure why it didn't pop up on the blog where it was suppose to. Still looking for the one we missed the other day


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I blame Cosmo for this awful migraine I've got that barely lets me see the screen long enough to blame him for it.


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jimibones83 wrote:
Feros wrote:
I blame Cosmo for no Pathfinder Battles previews for two Fridays in a row now. What is it Cosmo? Are you against pre-painted plastic minis now, you monster?
Here's last weeks, not sure why it didn't pop up on the blog where it was suppose to. Still looking for the one we missed the other day

I blame Cosmo for this not appearing in the blog list!


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I blame Cosmo for everything that happened yesterday.


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I Blame Cosmo for the nice cooling thunderstorm that hit my area After I got off from work.


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I cannot seem to detach myself from this iPad. No kidding; it's really getting a bit scary, how it's become such a necessary component of my life in just a couple of weeks. Cosmo, that was really evil of you.


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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
I blame Cosmo for everything that happened yesterday.

Yesterday I made an effort to resolve the issues of Monday which are still not resolved and for that I blame Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for

GoT spoilers:
...my becoming too much a fan of charismatic wushuing Dorn princes.

Why must Sensei Martin's lesson be so difficult to learn? {attempts to snatch tiny dessicated dead heart from sensei's hand... and fails again}


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I blame Cosmo for the TVtropes website. You ruined my life Cosmo.

Dark Archive

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... Muhuhuhahahahaha ...

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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The TVTropes Abyss wrote:
... Muhuhuhahahahaha ...

I like this guy.

Dark Archive

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Cosmo wrote:
The TVTropes Abyss wrote:
... Muhuhuhahahahaha ...
I like this guy.

... Eeeeeeeeexcellent ...


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The TVTropes Abyss wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
The TVTropes Abyss wrote:
... Muhuhuhahahahaha ...
I like this guy.
... Eeeeeeeeexcellent ...

Oh, crap.


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While this thought is fresh in my mind I would like to take time out of this regularly schedueled programming to blame Cosmo for the Adam West, George Clooney, and soon to be Ben Affleck Batmans.


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I blame Cosmo for DC not putting the animated creators in charge of their live-action movies.

I blame Cosmo for DC thinking "Whatever we do, let's not put BatNipples on the new suit... I know, what about veins! Yeah, veins all over a black rubber musclesuit. That can't have any obvious unfortunate connotations."


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So the other day I was driving home from work and a bird alongside the road decided to take flight. As it did so it did a bombing run against my car and targeted with perfect accuracy the lower corner of my windshield, driver's side, right below the area that could be reached by the windshield wipers.

If that weren't bad enough I had pulled into the gas station across the street from my apartment to both fill my car's gas tank and to clean off my windshield. Well, as I was pulling out and crossing the street to pull into the apartment parking lot yet another avian terrorist dropped yet another bomb upon my windshield - this time on the upper corner passenger's side, once again outside of the reach of my wiper blades.

I have only one thing to say to that - Cosmo!


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Uncle Teddy wrote:

So the other day I was driving home from work and a bird alongside the road decided to take flight. As it did so it did a bombing run against my car and targeted with perfect accuracy the lower corner of my windshield, driver's side, right below the area that could be reached by the windshield wipers.

If that weren't bad enough I had pulled into the gas station across the street from my apartment to both fill my car's gas tank and to clean off my windshield. Well, as I was pulling out and crossing the street to pull into the apartment parking lot yet another avian terrorist dropped yet another bomb upon my windshield - this time on the upper corner passenger's side, once again outside of the reach of my wiper blades.

I have only one thing to say to that - Cosmo!

Well done, Cosmo! Bravo!

*Works at getting the birds back in their carrying cases with little success while attempting to look nonchalant and failing utterly*

I blame Cosmo for the difficulties in wrangling trained birds!


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I Blame Cosmo for hurting my back at work today.


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I blame Cosmo for me being frustrated at something that I shouldn't be frustrated at and recognizing that I'm frustrated because of events from earlier this week. Fortunately I am wise to your ways and know who was responsible.


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I blame Cosmo for the search options on Paizo.com.

Silver Crusade

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Tels wrote:
I blame Cosmo for the search options on Paizo.com.

Cosmo's Finnish what? Daughter? Dog? Breakfast? I gots to know now.


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I blame Cosmo for a thread getting locked before I could finish reading then commenting on.


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I blame Cosmo for not being a little bit taller.

I blame Cosmo for not being a baller.

I blame Cosmo for not having a girl who looked good so I could call her.


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I blame Cosmo for my father thinking I could watch a couple YouTube videos on a construction project, and become such an expert I could answer whether or not an alternate material or technique that he just came up with would work better than the established one.

I also blame Cosmo that this is not the first or even 10th time he's tried to have me do this.


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I was trying to find a video of King Candy talking about his fungeon (fun dungeon) from Wreck-It-Ralph and instead stumbled upon Wreck-It-Ralph meets My Little Pony and... well.. I blame Cosmo.


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I blame Cosmo for the lack of information on the Dragon Empires deities. Curse you for making me invent stuff for my own game *shakes fist in anger*


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Why Cosmo, why would you make the period between Doctor Who series so long?


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I blame Cosmo for the Emerald Spire and Orange is the New Black coming out on the same day. And the weekend only having 2 days.


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Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my father thinking I could watch a couple YouTube videos on a construction project, and become such an expert I could answer whether or not an alternate material or technique that he just came up with would work better than the established one.

I also blame Cosmo that this is not the first or even 10th time he's tried to have me do this.

You know my parents do the same thing except without the youtube videos.

They keep asking me to fix stuff I have no idea where to even start. Now admittedly I am good at of solving things...but they expect me to do things without even the proper tools.

I am obviously blaming Cosmo here for putting the same ideas into mine and Tel's parent.


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I is ill. I blame Cosmo for spreading sickness all over.

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Tels wrote:
I was trying to find a video of King Candy talking about his fungeon (fun dungeon) from Wreck-It-Ralph and instead stumbled upon Wreck-It-Ralph meets My Little Pony and... well.. I blame Cosmo.

Bah hahahahahaha!


Alexander Augunas wrote:
Tels wrote:
I was trying to find a video of King Candy talking about his fungeon (fun dungeon) from Wreck-It-Ralph and instead stumbled upon Wreck-It-Ralph meets My Little Pony and... well.. I blame Cosmo.
Bah hahahahahaha!

I firmly believe that there is some sort of black voodoo magic involved with that show. That's the only logical reason why so many people are enthralled with it. I refuse to watch it because I'm convinced I'll fail my Will save.

As for proof? The magic is so powerful, it made me watch the above video, despite absolutely not getting it at all.


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I blame Cosmo for black voodoo magic and my inability to make my saving throw against it.

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Tels wrote:
Alexander Augunas wrote:
Tels wrote:
I was trying to find a video of King Candy talking about his fungeon (fun dungeon) from Wreck-It-Ralph and instead stumbled upon Wreck-It-Ralph meets My Little Pony and... well.. I blame Cosmo.
Bah hahahahahaha!

I firmly believe that there is some sort of black voodoo magic involved with that show. That's the only logical reason why so many people are enthralled with it. I refuse to watch it because I'm convinced I'll fail my Will save.

As for proof? The magic is so powerful, it made me watch the above video, despite absolutely not getting it at all.

Of course there is. Its a show about friendship. And friendship is magic.


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I blame Cosmo because after a really long day at work I feel too umm, for lack of a better term, lazy to do laundry.

Does anybody else think it's profoundly sad to look at one's socks and think to oneself, "If I beat the crustiness out of them they should be good for one more day"?

See what you have reduced me to Cosmo.

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