False factoids

[lucky7]

Hobbs carries around a car alarm to use in the middle of crowds.

[Pulg]

Lucky7 is the only person who's realised that s m u r f stands for Sate Murderous Urges through Regular Frotting, but the world refuses to believe him.

[lucky7]

Pulg is the lead director for the Department of Controlling Diseases. DCD

[IceniQueen]

Lucky7 Has the Ring of Power and it is his PRECIOUSSSSSSSS! GOLLUM, GOLLUM

[lucky7]

IceniQueen is the Smurf equivalent of Gollum.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Lucky7 isn't actually blue - he's green. You need to adjust your monitor.

[Pulg]

IHIYC has a Horn of Moustache Summoning, and a Moustache of Horn Summoning. I'm not sure which one he likes best.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Don't ask Pulg to shave. In the picture you see above, he has already done all he can.

[DJEternalDarkness]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet is stuck deep in a glue hole. Willingly stuck in a glue hole and going for a record.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

On the grounds of some similar physical features, DJEternalDarkness volunteered to be The Nameless One's stunt double for Planescape: Torment.
The folks at the studio just laughed, patted him on his overlarge head, laughed some more, and pointed him toward the door.

[hobbsdadolfin]

IHIYC is actually a cute little puppy, but refuses to admit it.

[Stiehl9s]

According to Jessica Simpson; hobbsdadolfin bears a remarkable resemblance to chicken of the sea.

[hobbsdadolfin]

and you bear a remarkable resemblance to Dumbledore.

[lucky7]

Hobbsdadolfin is very lonely inside, so he has an unhealthy obsession with all things sea-dwelling-mammal.

[hobbsdadolfin]

lucky7 is so stupid, he forgot that I am also obsessed with bacon.

[Sissyl]

hobbsdadolfin would detonate if he ever found a species of sea-living strips of bacon.

[hobbsdadolfin]

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Sissyl is a sea-living strip of bacon.

[Anarchist Smurf]

Hobbs just detonated

[Pulg]

Anarchist Sm*rf is now covered in Hobbsadolphin, even though the sea-bacon was just wafère-thin.

(smoked salmon = 'the bacon of the sea'?)

[hobbsdadolfin]

pulg looks more like a smurf than any other avatar he has ever had.

[Anarchist Smurf]

hobbsdadolphin's uncle was Ecco The Dolphin.

[lucky7]

Anarchist... you know is trying to trick us to turn into... you know due to the fact that he's in cahoots with Gargamel.

[John W Johnson]

Lucky7 got his name because Power 9 is trademarked by WotC

[Sissyl]

John W Johnson was once the "before" part of an experimental olfactory-based ad for halitosis pills.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Sissyl disdains cutlery of any conventional sort and grabs food with those pincers curving around her head.

[DJEternalDarkness]

I'm Hiding In Your Closet once was offered a three way with Harley Quinn and Joker, but turned them down due to make up worries.

[Sissyl]

DJED's strapping profile is actually not a function of a big head, but rather because he has a large, rock-coloured symbiont attached to his skull. It provides him with calcium, and survives off his neurotransmitters.

[Stiehl9s]

Sissyl danced on the pool table at Charlie Sheen's Super Bowl party.

[Mimes #1-7]

..@.#@$%&*^%$%

[John W Johnson]

Mimes isn't a native speaker of mime, but has Klingon as a first language.

[lucky7]

John W. Johnson's real name is Billy.

[Pulg]

Lucky7 has the maintenance contract for your steam-powered underpants.

[lucky7]

Pulg believes the world is not flat, or round, buy is in fact an octahedron.

[hobbsdadolfin]

lucky7 is stupid, it is none of them, it is a triangular prism.

[lucky7]

hobbsdadolfin once tried to give himself a blowhole. It was hilarious.

[hobbsdadolfin]

I have a blowhole, what the hell are you talking about?

[lucky7]

Hobbs refuses to censor himself!

[John W Johnson]

Lucky7 stole his name from a Chinese Restaurant/veterinary hospital

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The George W. Bush Administration wanted John W Johnson assassinated because they were worried he was stealing all the world's W's.

[lucky7]

IHIYC is a registered member of the Boogeyman's Union.

[Stiehl9s]

lucky7 is the afore mentioned Boogeyman's Union's Shop Steward.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Stiehl9s can access the Internet directly through his beard.

[Pulg]

IHIYC had two incredibly advanced civilizations in each of his armpits which he destroyed one day by spraying them both with Axe. Now the survivors are out for REVENGE!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

There are those who use Axe body spray; Pulg, a proper adventurer, prefers spraying bodies with axes (rather like the Warrior from the Gauntlet games).

[lucky7]

IHIYC is the winner of the 74th annual Hunger Strike games, going a whole minute.

[John W Johnson]

lucky7 was the runner up of the 74th annual Hunger Strike Games, breaking down when they brought a peanut butter and banana sandwich to the circle.

[lucky7]

John W. Johnson was officially voted America's least liked person of 2013. Then they realized who it really was and gave the award to the idiot who created "The War Z".

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

lucky7 was a pop star in Germany. His cover album, "Knight Ridin': A Tribute to David Hasselhoff" spent 232 weeks on the charts: longer than Abbey Road, Thriller, or Hit Me Baby One More Time.
His fame dwindled, though, when he said on a German talk show that "He was more popular than bratwurst."

[John W Johnson]

Spanky hates bratwurst, but loves liverwurst

[lucky7]

John W. Johnson Jacob Jinkleheimer Schmidt invented both.