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Corrupt the Wish

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Granted, you are the newest character in My little pony, friendship is magic. Friendship is so powerful, you no longer want to hurt anyone.

I wish to also become a character in MLP-FIM.

As goblins know, pictures of you remove bits of your soul. After being plastered across the world on television, you don't have a soul or a personality.

I wish for a pizza.

Sure, here it is. It is moldy and inedible, however.

I wish for Jurassic Bard to make an appearance.
Which also involves him not eating me.

Granted! Jurassic Bard makes an appearance...just not on this thread.

I wish to have a great birthday today

Today shall be a great birthday. But not for you.

I wish that the opposite thing that you grant me happens.

Silver Crusade

Granted, A paradox forms and destroys the universe, and everything is right with the universe.

I wish to be sad forever.

Wish granted. You are sad forever.

(What? I don't need to add a twist. Being sad forever would suck!)

I wish that this wish didn't have a twist.

Nothing happens. No twist or anything else too.

I wish that the recent spat of paradox creating/anti corruption wishes would end.

Wish granted. The concept of paradoxes disappears from the universe. All games and plots the involve time travel and/or magic are incredibly boring now.

I wish for something fun to happen.

Scarab Sages

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Granted. Everyone experiences it but you.

I wish for for a Pern dragon egg.

Granted! Unfortunately it's not fertilized and therefor will never looks good on your mantel though!

I wish that anytime anything I perceive as bad happens to me or those around me that something exponentially better immediately follows for whoever had the bad thing happen to them.

We'll use the exponent of -10.

I wish that I could break the fourth wall.

Wish granted. One of the walls of the building you are currently in collapses, taking the rest of the building with it after a few moments.

I wish that I had a cool-sounding leitmotif that would play whenever I entered a room.

Granted. It is Baby Elephant Walk by Henry Mancini.

I wish I had a certain body part that struck people with wonder and amazement when they looked upon it.

Granted. Your butt is so amazing the Kardashians are trying to keep up with you.

I wish all out of game arguments that last over 30 minutes to be settled by an in game maxed fireball.

Granted, but you always loose said arguments.

I wish my professors would stop assigning me so much work.

Granted! You get kicked out of school for spelling "lose" with an extra o

I wish more people cared about the earth as much as they care about who they believe created it.

Granted, but they differ in their opinions of what is best for the earth and, because their beliefs are so strong, they still fight with each other.

I wish the cute girl I asked to prom in 11th grade had said yes.

Wish granted. The cute girl said yes to the shadowy group that wanted her to have you murdered to fulfill their dark designs.

I wish for a hug.

Sure thing, save for the other being a gelatinous are absorbed and digested.

I wish for a big mug of hot chocolate.

Granted, you drown in a massive vat of hot chocolate.

I wish math would be a bit easier.

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