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Wish granted, nothing interesting will happen again until the whole city comes down around you eleven years later.

I wish there was an official Psionics book for Pathfinder, that way I could explode heads with my own head.


Granted, your head is now made of TNT, but you can only bash it once.

I wish to conquer Redwall.

Silver Crusade

Granted. Tommorow you will awake on the tallest building on the highest terrace in Redwall, climbing gear at your feet. You will be observed as the one who conquered Redwall.

I wish to safely and comfortably live in a new home more grand than any other made just for me and my family/friends/loyal subjects.

Silver Crusade

Granted. But you can never leave. Ever. And a thousand enemies outside the house is better than one inside.

I wish I had a sidekick.


Excellent choice..
Too bad your Glorion character will have no bars.

If I ever get my tax rebate I may buy one. Speaking of which, I wish the post office would deliver my friggin mail!

Silver Crusade

Granted. Check the toilet, you should find the shredded delivery there ready to be flushed.

I wish my skin to taste like caramel and chocolate so that...

Spoiler:
tee hee... NSFW


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Granted. Check the toilet, you should find the shredded delivery there ready to be flushed.

I wish my skin to taste like caramel and chocolate so that... ** spoiler omitted **

Wish granted. Your skin was turned into caramel and chocolate and proceeded to melt.

I wish for a delicious fish.


The fish swallows you and does indeed find you to be delicious. Might be that it is a whale. You spend many hours in it's belly chatting with a puppeteer.

I wish for a quality final movie to re-end the Indiana Jones/Raiders of the Lost Ark series.

Liberty's Edge

Wish granted, but it is only in Korean audio and has no subtitles.

I wish I could recruit more people to help make my game.


Put up a link like this...
Special Discoveries..
But you have to help complete the Cleaves in return. Also, you have to help all the other amateur developers who will now come out of the woodwork.
Same wish as Seth.


You manage to recruit people to help make your game. They're all Pathfinder Goblins and refuse to read.

I wish for a set of quality, working blacksmith's tools and that I knew how to blacksmith well, and for no forging-related accidents to happen to me or anyone else.

Silver Crusade

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Granted, but all other metal goes away, leaving you with nothing to blacksmith.

I wish for the ability to create illusions.


Granted. You make illusions so well that you become unable to determine what is real and what are the figments that you have created.

I wish that I had enough pie to share with everyone.


Granted. You have pie to share with everyone. It's laced with peanuts and it kills people with severe peanut allergies. You are accused of murder.

I wish they played music like this at clubs.


Aniuś the Talewise wrote:

Granted. You have pie to share with everyone. It's laced with peanuts and it kills people with severe peanut allergies. You are accused of murder.

I wish they played music like this at clubs.

Granted. While good to listen to at first, neo-medieval music becomes so played out that you wish you had never heard it in the first place.

I wish I made the perfect wish.


Lies, I never get tired of middle ages folk music. It is like 80% of what I listen to. (Unless by 'neo-medieval' you mean every Dick Tom and Harry doing to middle ages folk music what Vanilla Ice does to rap)


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Aniuś the Talewise wrote:
Lies, I never get tired of middle ages folk music. It is like 80% of what I listen to. (Unless by 'neo-medieval' you mean every Dick Tom and Harry doing to middle ages folk music what Vanilla Ice does to rap)

Let's just say that the chart topper ended up being "Ye Olde Ice Ice Babye."


You made the perfect wish. The wish is for something horrible that you don't want at all.

I wish that the production of my comic will be successful and that it will be enjoyed by many during my life, and for generations to come


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Granted. Evangelical Christians use it as an example of "What's gone wrong with America."

I wish it would rain down. Down on me.


Granted. It ceases to rain water and starts to rain down, as in the soft fluffy feathers on birds' underbellies. Plants everywhere die off from lack of water and the world experiences famine.

(Also I would be very proud if evangelical christians actually did that so that's hardly even a corruption. my story is very gay and norse heathen after all)

I wish I had quality viking age reenactment equipment.


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Wish granted! The quality of the axes is such that over half the actors end up losing at least one limb during a historical re-enactment of a viking battle.

I wish I knew what time it was.


Granted. Flayva Flav randomly appears when you least expect him, brandishing a huge clock medallion and bellowing "YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!" at the top of his voice. This proves problematic at job interviews, in public toilets, at funerals, and in the marital bed.

I wish I was -just- wealthy enough to be comfortable, but not so wealthy that I had to worry about my money all the time.


Granted. You are taken down and stripped of your possessions like the other bourgeoisie in an anti-capitalist revolution the following year.

I wish I was adopted by a family of happy, healthy cats who love me and whom I love.


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Granted. You're adopted by a pack of one hunderd man-eater cats! And they love so much your flesh!

I wish to have a girlfriend!

Silver Crusade

Granted. But you know what happens on "Star Trek" whenever the captain falls in love? That happens to you.

I wish Aurelio 90 had a non-tragically ending relationship.


Granted. The relationship doesn't end tragically, it just ends mediocrely and anti-climactically. The story is immensely unsatisfying and feels lacklustre.

(I have no idea what Aurelio 90 is so this is the best I can do)

I wish for a beautiful, finely crafted, viking age sword and shield, that will fight well in battle.

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