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Corrupt the Wish


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Sure, but only on paper.

Poog wish viking-zombie-posse start wearing frums hats


Granted! However. Rolls dice: 20 It's a natural 1. Rocks fall, they all die. Again.

I wish for a wish that is impossible to corrupt.


Granted. You wish for a corrupted wish.

I wish for the ability to satisfy every woman.


Granted, you are now a butler working at an all women hotel, 24/7, without rest. You get whipped for slacking.

I wish for Dr. Sigmund to take care of MBT's therapy.


Wylliam Harrison wrote:

Granted, you are now a butler working at an all women hotel, 24/7, without rest. You get whipped for slacking.

I wish for Dr. Sigmund to take care of MBT's therapy.

Granted, but overcharges for it and you have to pay the price because he is so good at what he does and because you wished it

I wish to have a girlfriend who works/will work/did work for Paizo. How cool would that be?


Granted, but she is not allowed to bring work home and non-family members are banned from the premises.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much at lunch.


Granted. You ate even more than "so much".

I wish the Fighter class was balanced.


Granted! The fighter is now a weeble wabble.

I wish salty hippos wouldn't explode when I walk into a room.

Sczarni

Granted but they each implode, each one creating a black hole in the process that tears you apart, very slowly.

We wish for more Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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