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Granted. You are able to regularly loom over the shoulders of attractive women you see in coffee shops, looming over their shouders as you float behind them, making them uncomfortable.

After several weeks, you can identify different brands of pepper spray by flavor.

I wish I could summon any guest I wanted with a snap of my fingers.


Granted, you are able to produce as many proxy guests as you want at your own private party.
They're all made of plastic, but you can have as many as you like.

I wish to share my condolences with the people in Barcelona, Spain, who had lost loved ones, due to fanatics driving into the pedestrians. :(


Granted! You've shared you condolences, but only on the Paizo forums. Now, go love and be loved.

I wish my hover tank would work.


Granted. Your hover tank now works perfectly. Unfortunately, a programming error in its AI causes it to identify you, and your entire species, as "Vermin to be exterminated".

This unit wishes it did not get destroyed as frequently.


Granted. You shall only get destroyed 5,183,999 times a day, enjoy.

I wish that i had enough money to buy all the paizo books: this money shall not be stolen, require a expenditure of my time to gain (other than walking to the bank), shall not physically harm anybody, nor send anyone insane. This money should be gained in a completely legal way.


Very well. You buy every paizo book, and the people who were about to buy them rise up in anger and burn you at the stake.

I wish for a turkey sandwich. It won't make me a turkey, it won't be a zombie turkey, no funny business.


It's so cute how you try to set conditions on your wish! <pinches GM MacShacks cheeks> Cute, but...

Granted! Your turkey sammich appears before you - a live, 40lbs (18.14kg for my non-American friends) turkey between two loaves (yes loaves, not slices) of bread. In fact, all sammiches in the world are now served with live animals between bread, no exceptions!

I wish shoes tied themselves and shirts buttoned themselves.


Now all things have to be unbuttoned or untied before you can put them on. Do it fast because they will be trying to tie or button while you try to put them on.

I wish you would all write up these messed up worlds in the appropriate topics in homebrew.:)


granted. the thread is moved by admins 10 minutes later, of course.

a lawful evil candle of invocation, please.


The candle, possessed with the power of evil, bludgeons you to death. It takes a while, since wax is not very hard, but the candle is persistent.

JTDV wrote:
It's so cute how you try to set conditions on your wish! <pinches GM MacShacks cheeks> Cute, but...

Where's this guy when I need him?

I wish that my brain-dome would have a mouth so I can eat my turkey sandwich.


GM MacShack wrote:

Very well. You buy every paizo book, and the people who were about to buy them rise up in anger and burn you at the stake.

I wish for a turkey sandwich. It won't make me a turkey, it won't be a zombie turkey, no funny business.

I just wanted the money not the books, didn't you listen properly?. can someone who can listen properly please grant my wish?

no offence intended. JTD I liked your idea of cloning yourself


Granted [by Genies who G0F! :D] A team of lawyers descend upon you to capture every word and every intent with "The party of the first part" and "hence" this and "hence" that. Nevermore will you be misunderstood*.

I wish we got paid to answer wishes!

*Does not apply to arguments with the spouse, herein referred to as the party of the second part.

Only the moderators get offended around here. We don't. But wishes get corrupted in unexpected ways. Anything you say, can and will be used to corrupt the wish. Hence, this post.


JTDIII wrote:

Granted [by Genies who G0F! :D] A team of lawyers descend upon you to capture every word and every intent with "The party of the first part" and "hence" this and "hence" that. Nevermore will you be misunderstood*.

I wish we got paid to answer wishes!

*Does not apply to arguments with the spouse, herein referred to as the party of the second part.

Only the moderators get offended around here. We don't. But wishes get corrupted in unexpected ways. Anything you say, can and will be used to corrupt the wish. Hence, this post.

Thank you. I love how the lawyers Capture every word. I haven't been able to do that since the world was first formed. Now to extract their true name and use it to figure out how to do this. Also now I have a team of awesome lawyers (I will never lose a court battle again.


GM MacShack wrote:

The candle, possessed with the power of evil, bludgeons you to death. It takes a while, since wax is not very hard, but the candle is persistent.

JTDV wrote:
It's so cute how you try to set conditions on your wish! <pinches GM MacShacks cheeks> Cute, but...

Where's this guy when I need him?

I wish that my brain-dome would have a mouth so I can eat my turkey sandwich.

Let me fix that with my rotary glass cutter!

I wish people would post in the format set by the OP!


You have now been moved to the mentally sane house. Enjoy your stay.


Granted! Your unspoken wish to be popular is here! Unfortunately you are only popular with internet chatroom "people" and other spambots. Might want to run that virus checker again.

I wish that people still performed duals when they had differences to settle.


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JTDV wrote:

Granted! Your unspoken wish to be popular is here! Unfortunately you are only popular with internet chatroom "people" and other spambots. Might want to run that virus checker again.

I wish that people still performed duals when they had differences to settle.

Granted! Every difference you experience interpersonally will now be doubled! (Du*a*l is not du*e*l!)

I wish for sane, reasonable, truly representative government of my country.


Granted, Trump's new secret police are coming to adjust your perception of what sane, reasonable, truly representative government means.

I wish everyone on these boards would stop being such grammer nazis.

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Granted, now you are pursued by Grammar Antifa. They are more violent, and less tolerant of differences.

I wish I would not have forgotten to post my wish.

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