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Granted. Now they hide and wait for you to accidentally approach them. then they strike.

I wish I was married to a hot super model.

Wish granted. You are married to a supermodel who is always on fire.

I wish that I owned a cool mansion.

Sovereign Court

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Granted. Your mansion resides at the South pole and does not have a heater.

I wish I had a cutting edge computer.

Granted! Your computer now has razor sharp Damascus edges. You cut yourself every time you are near it. And, unfortunately, it's not any faster.

I wish that when I spoke a different language, I'd also be able to use the accent that goes with that language.

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Granted. Languages have many regional and cultural accents, however, so the wish defaults to giving you the most riduculously exaggerated version of the poor urban speakers of that language.

Oh, and since English originated in England, your native language now sounds like Bert from Mary Poppins.

"Oi'd bettah put a liddle moah thot inta me wishes frum now on, roight, Merry Pawpins?"

I wish that I had background music appropriate to the situation play wherever I go.

Granted! I think this will work for you whether it's grocery shopping, yoga class, family bbq, or any other just around-town type of excursion.

I wish dogs really did play poker so I could cheat them out of their hard-earned money.

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