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Granted. You now have 5 million euros signs cut out of paper.

I wish for things that would make my life better.

Granted. You need not pay anymore taxes. Instead you will work a 48 hour shift every end of the month in a quarry under the blistering sun as compensation.

I wish mr Scholz took a change of color of his hat. After all this time a new look does wonders on mortals.


Wish granted. Now its a color you can never comprehend.

I wish for...
Infinite wishes!

Granted, Infinite Wishes's next concert will be next month.

I wish government's weren't such pr!cks to start with.

Your wish is granted. They are now retroactively incompetant a$$wipes.

I wish I could afford to retire.

Granted your car's tires have been taken and recycled free of charge

I wish that Justin Bieber was deported to Canada

Your wish is granted, but Canada didn't want him either and refused to let him cross the border.

I wish Spring was here already.

Granted, but the weather is so messed up it feels like it's winter.

I wish Captain Spalding would show us the ship she's captain of.

Granted, but it is now on top of you
I wish I was CIA

Granted...*grabs the gnome by the neck and squeezes till death*..
Choked In Action......

I wish the people at city hall knew what the heck they're supposed to do.

You find yourself tied up in front of a camera, reading a confession of your crimes as heavily armed masked men watch.

I wish nothing would go wrong ever again.

granted, but everything goes right. no more lefts for you
I wish for an uncorrupted wish( my first one was meant to be easy)

Granted no more wishes for you.

I wish for a porcupine needles stuck into my eyes.

Granted. You now have 1000 needles stuck in each eye.
The pain is so unbearable you start wandering around aimlessly.
You step in front of a moving train and are cut into a dozen pieces.
They find your head and put it in a jar with the needles still in them.
Your head is still alive, but you can not see, nor are you able to speak as you have no vocal chords.
All you can do is listen as every says what idiot you were to make such a wish.

I wish I wasn't so long winded.

Andoran RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16

Your wish is granted! You're short-winded and continually gasping for breath.

I wish the lines at the DMV weren't so damn long.


Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber

Your wish is granted. They close the DMV and you have to do everything online. There is so much traffic on the DMV website it is now slower than standing in line at the DMV.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

Granted, the DMV has been suspended, you are now awaiting the formation of a new similar organisation.

I wish corrupt politicians would line up at the grand canyon, jumping off like lemmings.

granted but they survive
I wish to be richer than bill gates

Granted, but the government raises the tax bracket for that much money to 99.95%.

I wish for thing that aren't but should be.

CR 500 Cricket = a Lvl 1 Human.

Granted: I become a god
I wish for Ranger Alissa to shut up



I wish for my last wish to be erased

Granted: but I can't guarantee
I wish for the Liberals to get kicked out of Ontario

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Cr500cricket wrote:

Granted: but I can't guarantee

I wish for the Liberals to get kicked out of Ontario

Granted, The Ontario Liberals get Kicked out, but due to the Debt, numerious scandals of over millions or billions of dollars, the rising Hydro rates, the Green Energy Act, the Windmills, cover ups and etc.

Ontario Goes bankrupt, along with everyone in it.
Note this is likely to happen in the next couple of years.
Especially if Toronto votes the Liberals back in, or Vote NDP

I wish Valve time was shorter.

granted: there are time limit on all Valve games

I wish every belieber in creation would die!

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Cr500cricket wrote:
I wish every belieber in creation would die!

Granted: They WILL all die. Eventually.

I wish I had not wished.

granted: but you had wished yourself into existance, so you no longer exist.
I wish Miley Cyrus had never twerked

Granted, she's dancing the style your great-grandmother used to dance. In the same fashion as well.

I wish rap wasn't so full of cursing and swearing, even without they "could" produce sellable records.

Granted: every other kind of music,literature and other media is chock full of swearing
I wish that people would stop saying Dre fell off.

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