Corrupt the Wish


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Wish granted, nothing interesting will happen again until the whole city comes down around you eleven years later.

I wish there was an official Psionics book for Pathfinder, that way I could explode heads with my own head.


Granted, your head is now made of TNT, but you can only bash it once.

I wish to conquer Redwall.

Silver Crusade

Granted. Tommorow you will awake on the tallest building on the highest terrace in Redwall, climbing gear at your feet. You will be observed as the one who conquered Redwall.

I wish to safely and comfortably live in a new home more grand than any other made just for me and my family/friends/loyal subjects.

Liberty's Edge

Granted. But you can never leave. Ever. And a thousand enemies outside the house is better than one inside.

I wish I had a sidekick.


Excellent choice..
Too bad your Glorion character will have no bars.

If I ever get my tax rebate I may buy one. Speaking of which, I wish the post office would deliver my friggin mail!

Silver Crusade

Granted. Check the toilet, you should find the shredded delivery there ready to be flushed.

I wish my skin to taste like caramel and chocolate so that...

Spoiler:
tee hee... NSFW


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Granted. Check the toilet, you should find the shredded delivery there ready to be flushed.

I wish my skin to taste like caramel and chocolate so that... ** spoiler omitted **

Wish granted. Your skin was turned into caramel and chocolate and proceeded to melt.

I wish for a delicious fish.


The fish swallows you and does indeed find you to be delicious. Might be that it is a whale. You spend many hours in it's belly chatting with a puppeteer.

I wish for a quality final movie to re-end the Indiana Jones/Raiders of the Lost Ark series.

Liberty's Edge

Wish granted, but it is only in Korean audio and has no subtitles.

I wish I could recruit more people to help make my game.


Put up a link like this...
Special Discoveries..
But you have to help complete the Cleaves in return. Also, you have to help all the other amateur developers who will now come out of the woodwork.
Same wish as Seth.


You manage to recruit people to help make your game. They're all Pathfinder Goblins and refuse to read.

I wish for a set of quality, working blacksmith's tools and that I knew how to blacksmith well, and for no forging-related accidents to happen to me or anyone else.

Liberty's Edge

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Granted, but all other metal goes away, leaving you with nothing to blacksmith.

I wish for the ability to create illusions.


Granted. You make illusions so well that you become unable to determine what is real and what are the figments that you have created.

I wish that I had enough pie to share with everyone.


Granted. You have pie to share with everyone. It's laced with peanuts and it kills people with severe peanut allergies. You are accused of murder.

I wish they played music like this at clubs.


Aniuś the Talewise wrote:

Granted. You have pie to share with everyone. It's laced with peanuts and it kills people with severe peanut allergies. You are accused of murder.

I wish they played music like this at clubs.

Granted. While good to listen to at first, neo-medieval music becomes so played out that you wish you had never heard it in the first place.

I wish I made the perfect wish.


Lies, I never get tired of middle ages folk music. It is like 80% of what I listen to. (Unless by 'neo-medieval' you mean every Dick Tom and Harry doing to middle ages folk music what Vanilla Ice does to rap)


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Aniuś the Talewise wrote:
Lies, I never get tired of middle ages folk music. It is like 80% of what I listen to. (Unless by 'neo-medieval' you mean every Dick Tom and Harry doing to middle ages folk music what Vanilla Ice does to rap)

Let's just say that the chart topper ended up being "Ye Olde Ice Ice Babye."


You made the perfect wish. The wish is for something horrible that you don't want at all.

I wish that the production of my comic will be successful and that it will be enjoyed by many during my life, and for generations to come


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Granted. Evangelical Christians use it as an example of "What's gone wrong with America."

I wish it would rain down. Down on me.


Granted. It ceases to rain water and starts to rain down, as in the soft fluffy feathers on birds' underbellies. Plants everywhere die off from lack of water and the world experiences famine.

(Also I would be very proud if evangelical christians actually did that so that's hardly even a corruption. my story is very gay and norse heathen after all)

I wish I had quality viking age reenactment equipment.


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Wish granted! The quality of the axes is such that over half the actors end up losing at least one limb during a historical re-enactment of a viking battle.

I wish I knew what time it was.


Granted. Flayva Flav randomly appears when you least expect him, brandishing a huge clock medallion and bellowing "YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!" at the top of his voice. This proves problematic at job interviews, in public toilets, at funerals, and in the marital bed.

I wish I was -just- wealthy enough to be comfortable, but not so wealthy that I had to worry about my money all the time.


Granted. You are taken down and stripped of your possessions like the other bourgeoisie in an anti-capitalist revolution the following year.

I wish I was adopted by a family of happy, healthy cats who love me and whom I love.


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Granted. You're adopted by a pack of one hunderd man-eater cats! And they love so much your flesh!

I wish to have a girlfriend!

Liberty's Edge

Granted. But you know what happens on "Star Trek" whenever the captain falls in love? That happens to you.

I wish Aurelio 90 had a non-tragically ending relationship.


Granted. The relationship doesn't end tragically, it just ends mediocrely and anti-climactically. The story is immensely unsatisfying and feels lacklustre.

(I have no idea what Aurelio 90 is so this is the best I can do)

I wish for a beautiful, finely crafted, viking age sword and shield, that will fight well in battle.

Liberty's Edge

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Granted, but world peace is declared mere seconds after you open the box, turning your horrendously expensive weapons into horrendously expensive paperweights.

I wish more people would post in the Goofus and Gallant forum game.


Granted, but they're all spammers.

I wish i could drop a meteor on any desired country.


Granted. The meteor you dropped rivals the one that caused the Cretaceous extinction event in size. It causes a decade-long nuclear winter and a massive extinction event. Humans are among the species killed off.

@lucky7: to be fair, reenactment is a thing that exists, even if real combat won't.

I wish I had all of the tf2 items.


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Granted! You are promptly permabanned from the game because of suspicions that you hacked them in.

I wish that something nice happened to the person who grants this wish.


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Granted. I am seriously injured, and men in white coats come to your house to forcibly harvest your organs so that I might be saved.

I wish it wouldn't chafe so much.


Granted! It chafes a little less. Not enough for you to feel a difference, mind you.

I wish I had my own late-night talk show.

Liberty's Edge

Granted, but you have to cohost with Pauly Shore.

I wish for things to go well for me tomorrow.

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

Granted. They'll go very well for you tomorrow. Your weekend however...

I wish to be eternally tormented at Zon-Kuthon's feet.

Liberty's Edge

Granted. Sadly, the torment you get is that he doesn't actually DO anything to you.

I wish for a crossbow. I could be a real problem solver with a crossbow.

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

Granted. Your deer hunting buddy loves the new crossbow you got him! Those deer won't hurt anyone anymore.

I wish to know Sheyln's eternal love for all eternity eternally.

Liberty's Edge

Granted. She loves you like a brother. Or sister. Whichever is more disappointing to you.

I wish Rocksteady had not put the Batmobile into Arkham Knight, and instead focused on the team fights.


granted. they implemented the combat system of final fantasy 13.

I wish to challenge varg vikernes to a duel to the death and win, while he loses.

vvv G@&&&#nit


Granted. The duel in a mutual kill, but technically he DID die a microsecond before you did. Also, the duel was with Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

I wish that the moon was real.


Granted. The moon from Majora's Mask is now real, and it's coming.

I wish to find an efficient, truly random method of shuffling cards that does not damage my cards.


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Granted. Instead of damaging the cards, this method damages your hands.

I wish I could teleport.


Granted! However, you are limited to teleporting about a millimeter each time.

I wish that I was America (and So Can You!),


Granted. Your flesh now turns into dirt that becomes part of America.

I wish I could control time freely.


Granted. You are free to proceed forward in time at a 1 sec::1 sec ratio. You get a toy sonic screwdriver and a refrigerator box painted blue.

I wish you would do what you do when you did what you did, to me.


Your head explodes due to the vagueness of that statement.

I wish for a cursed monkey's paw and five reckless owners. Purely as a conversation piece.


Granted. The monkey's paw is cursed so that whenever someone wishes on it, bad things happen to you. Specifically you.

I wish for the most comfortable pair of underwear in the universe.


Granted, though they don't come in your size, and the design is too cuddly in style it makes you puke upon seeing it.

I wish for the power of alchemy like that Fullmetal Alchemist, which i was shown the other day.


Granted. In a botched attempt to bring a relative back to life, you create a homunculus that kills you.

I wish I was a Plant, like in Trigun.


Granted. You're Polymorphed into poison ivy on the spot, and not immune to yourself.

I wish I could know the ultimate truth of the universe.


Granted! The truth is so unbelievably dull that you spend the rest of your life staring into space, wondering why the point of everything is so banal.

I wish I was a wizard.

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