Late Night Forum with Vidmaster7

[Vidmaster7]

I'm doing a poor job of it.

[gran rey de los mono]

I would tell you to keep your pants on, but you obviously haven't.

[Nekkid Vidmaster7]

I'm kind of jealous of people that get to sleep through it.

[Monocle Popoff]

Gads! Nekkidity!

[Nekkid Vidmaster7]

Get with the times old man! cloths are so over. Long live the buff!

[Monocle Popoff]

Brubarubaruba! That was a new monocle!

[Limeylongears]

Monocle, shouldn't you be out selling Miracle Prayer Cloths on BET?

[Comrade Obozaya]

Comrade Obozaya prefers clothing. Otherwise too cold for cold blooded lizard.

[Monocle Popoff]

Limeylongears wrote:

Monocle, shouldn't you be out selling Miracle Prayer Cloths on BET?

Brubaruba! No relation! No relation at all!

swats at ghost of James Randi

Dem! Dem, ghost of James Randi, I said no relation!

[Nylarthotep]

Just a Mort wrote:

Congratulations Vidmaster7 on your wedding,

I can already hear the bells ring.
Gran what do you intend to do on your vacation days?
There's not much now that can be done for a getaway.

waves at Just a Mort

[Vidmaster7]

Nylarthotep wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

Congratulations Vidmaster7 on your wedding,

I can already hear the bells ring.
Gran what do you intend to do on your vacation days?
There's not much now that can be done for a getaway.

waves at Just a Mort

I see you. just coming in here and waving at mort. *wave*

[Nylarthotep]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Nylarthotep wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

Congratulations Vidmaster7 on your wedding,

I can already hear the bells ring.
Gran what do you intend to do on your vacation days?
There's not much now that can be done for a getaway.

waves at Just a Mort

I see you. just coming in here and waving at mort. *wave*

I see you in another thread all the time. Mort disappeared from that thread so I thought I would say hi. Sort of.

[Vidmaster7]

I was teaseing you silly. also you have to do a ritual to summon the mort.
I could call in my head rtualist if you like?

[Definitely NOT a certain Kobold]

Sup?

[Just a Mort]

Spent the beginning of the week with my hubbie.
All over Singapore we scurried.
Then I brought him to x Park at Bounce.
Now he's lying on the couch declaring he's trounced.

X-Park

[Vidmaster7]

Man that Kobold is good at that.

[Jurassic Bard]

If only the kobold had some fleas that Porto could obtain.

[gran rey de los mono]

Back at work is where I am
People think that I should give a damn
I just want to go back home
And fall into a mass of foam

[Vidmaster7]

Good few days off. Wedding shower Got a Stand mixer so excited to use it. Also that other thing. You know the one.

[gran rey de los mono]

Yeah. The Crock Pot. I know you've been waiting for that for a long, long time.

[Vidmaster7]

My fiancé got a wonder woman themed crockpot last year. we have not used it yet sinc the old one is just fine. but sooon.

[gran rey de los mono]

You should set them both up and have dueling crock pots.

[Vidmaster7]

a stand mixer isn't a crock pot silly.

[gran rey de los mono]

I wasn't talking about stand mixers. I was talking about crock pots. The stand mixer can be the judge.

[Vidmaster7]

Good idea. I think Wonder Woman is gonna win hands down though.

[A Gelatinous Cube]

*squaflikkles in excitement*

[Vidmaster7]

That is a weird verb.

[gran rey de los mono]

That's only because you don't speak cube.
You can learn by watching on the tube.
Then you'll know all about "splurch",
"Blurmpiggin", "trovking", and "merch".

[Vidthulu]

If you are just making up words
Id be careful you might have heard.
Their are those who sleep in old R'lyeh.
If you wake them your doom will not delay.

[Shallow Thoughts w Mite Unhandy]

If an adventurer disguised themselves as a Rubik's cube and made their Disguise check, would a gelatinous cube refuse to eat them out of professional courtesy?

[Un-Bear-able Puns]

Well depends if the slime knows to mess with a rubik cube means getting Rekt-angle. It might just have to ask itself what is the point? or four points rather.

[Vidmaster7]

So Alex Trebek passed away so soon after Sean Connery. I swear the guys must of had a competition going and Trebek won then decided he could move on after. I hope they get along in the next place.

[gran rey de los mono]

Shallow Thoughts w Mite Unhandy wrote:

If an adventurer disguised themselves as a Rubik's cube and made their Disguise check, would a gelatinous cube refuse to eat them out of professional courtesy?

I'm not sure that jellies are professional.

To find out would require a confessional.

[Vidmaster7]

Haircut today I no longer look like my avatar.

[gran rey de los mono]

I still look like mine.
And will until the end of time.

[Vidmaster7]

#grandoesnotexsist

[gran rey de los mono]

#taghashhashtagtahashghatagshhashtaghtagashhtashag

[gran rey de los mono]

My figment is an imagination of your own person.

[Singed Vidmaster7]

It's cold without all that hair for insulation.

[Just a Mort]

A townhall meeting my company has called.
I believe I will be walking out of it appalled.

The future of the company is to be told to us all,
I don't think it isn't something that wouldn't cause a squall.

[Contrivancecougar]

That does sound quite tragic.
Maybe somehow they can work some magic?
I hope your work doesn't ending up making you cephalalgic,
Its not cheap to feed a cat since their so sarcophagous.

(some of those words are a contrivance for sure.)

[Just a Mort]

I have just lost my job
Mewed the cat with a sob.

[gran rey de los mono]

That is so very sad to hear.
Some people might suggest a beer.
But I know better, this I swear,
For there's a mousey over there!
Stalk it, pounce it, bat it around,
And soon kitty's smile will be found.

[Vidmaster7]

Oh noes!
That blows.

I'm sorry Mort.

although I do respect how you kept the rhyming scheme.

What sort of unemployment stuff does your country offer?

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

That is so very sad to hear.

Some people might suggest a beer.
But I know better, this I swear,
For there's a mousey over there!
Stalk it, pounce it, bat it around,
And soon kitty's smile will be found.

At first I tried to pronounce swear like it rhymed with beer. Suh-Wee-ear.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

That is so very sad to hear.

Some people might suggest a beer.
But I know better, this I swear,
For there's a mousey over there!
Stalk it, pounce it, bat it around,
And soon kitty's smile will be found.

At first I tried to pronounce swear like it rhymed with beer. Suh-Wee-ear.

That's w-ear-d.

[Vidmaster7]

You know what is nonsensical? stove love and move don't rhyme.

[gran rey de los mono]

What about "though", "through", and "thorough"?

[Vidmaster7]

I hate those words they always make me have to double check myself.