Abandoned Alias Retirement Home

[Bickering Partisans]

Come one, come all, old aliases no longer seeing use due to lost PbPs, abandoned concepts, outdated jokes, vanished forumites, and changing community policies. Come and kick up your feet, lean back in a squeaky old rocking chair, and sip some old fashioned lemonade, and let's reminisce in a completely forum-legal and appropriate manner about the Old Days, how's that sound old chaps?

[Yelling Bird]

I just can't be true to the character anymore.

[Fourth Bridge]

*stands up*

[Mi-Go-Gos]

♫Can you hear them?
They talk about us
Telling lies
Well, that's no surprise
Can you see them?
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal
It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Their flesh is peeled...♫

[WBL]

Am I even gonna be a thing in the new edition?

[TriOmegaHipster]

Everything is just too mainstream now.

[TOZmanian Devil]

*raspberry*

[Vriska Serket]

I remember when I cared about this comic.

[the Smurfoz]

No one likes a good smurfing anymore.

[Hiram McDaniels]

I can't keep up a good performance with this guy.

[Louis Tully]

Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the belly of the Sloar that day, I can tell you!

[Buffalo Springfield]

There's something happening here...
what it is ain't exactly clear.

[Scourge of Deskari]

*buzzes by*

[Tasnim Attar]

Oh, hey character concepts I never actually played.

[Dejected Mola Ram]

I left my heart in San Francisco...

[ghost poster]

Now I'm just somebody that you used to know...

[Number Six]

I will not make any more posts! I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!

[The Chemist Inquisition]

No one expects the Chemist Inquisition!

[Chet Manley]

I was ok at first, but the last few seasons have been pretty bad.

[Cyril Figgis]

Same, friend.

[Clara Tremblay]

I don't even remember this character.

[KC's Traumatized Teddy Bear]

Kobold Cleaver used to tell me things, terrible things.

Now he's gone. but the terrible things are still there.

[Selda Quigley]

Or this one.

[Siri Lightfoot]

Never actually made this one. Ah well.

[Vidar Sandyx]

Think this lasted a single session. Shame.

[The Letter D]

I used to stand for something.

[The Dark Seer]

My world fell to a bunch of rowdy horsefolk who wanted to eat my shadowy heaven because they couldn't understand how not to be violent. But they will learn... some day. Heheheh.

[Rikka diJuliana]

Also didn't do anything with this one.

[Aradia Megido]

Vriska Serket wrote:

I remember when I cared about this comic.

th0se were the days.

th0ugh I still p0p up, fr0m time t0 time. usually t0 make time j0kes.

[Bickering Partisans]

ghost poster wrote:

Now I'm just somebody that you used to know...

Your time may be up again soon, my good fellow. Pip pip!

[Passive Agressive Paizo Insider]

No one talks to me, anymore.

[Adamantine Golem]

With a new edition coming out who will still argue about my crushingly soft hands.

[Bad Voice Acting]

There's just not a lot of demand for me these days.

[The Law]

I AM THE LAW- I mean, a one note joke.

[Rose Blackwood]

And I'm a missed opportunity.

[Quibbleocrates]

I drank WHAT?!

[Inadequate Duck]

Quark!

[The Osbic Bird]

Nobody understands me anyway.

[Water Boy]

The Osbic Bird wrote:

Nobody understands me anyway.

I... I... don't follow.

[Travis Walton "UFO Guy"]

Just don't let them take me again

[Mr. Ed]

I've been cancelled? Son of a mare!

[Son of Black Leaf]

I miss my mom.

[Grendel's Mother]

That's because you didn't have a real mom! Now suck it up and f~~*ing obliterate something will ya!

Well, I'm waiting....

[DungeonmasterCal]

I obliterated all the things so fast you didn't see it!

[Jack Noir]

I know how that goes.

[The Grays Probe]

UFO Guy wrote:

Just don't let them take me again

Gotcha!

[Rose Blackburn]

After being played to the end of Strange Aeons on Tabletop, I'm mostly a curiosity...

[G.S. of Taldor]

Rose Blackburn wrote:

After being played to the end of Strange Aeons on Tabletop, I'm mostly a curiosity...

Much like me in War For the Crown

[Ra, Alien Overlord]

Travis Walton "UFO Guy" wrote:

Just don't let them take me again

I keep telling you, we've already reached the limits of what anal probing can teach us! Stop calling, it's getting a little weird!

[quibblemuch]

Son of Black Leaf wrote:

I miss my mom.

NOOOOO!