The Grays Probe's page

Just don't let them take me again

Gotcha!

All need a good probing now and then, it builds character

We caught our fair share of you big bags of water

Am ready

Let us look into this rogue thing deeper

Oh sweet I have been meaning to check one of these out, *Begins probing, gets bored and exits most... unpleasantly

Relax this wont hurt

Flys off to austalia at hypersonic speed looking for a loud mouthed dingo

Ah excellent, a new specimen to get a probin with

It will happen do not resist

"Nothing to see here"

*Gets busy lobotomizing crows*

what is going on here

*Fires dazzling ray*

Nothing boy, now come closer to the nice friendly barrel

True True, We mostly hang around the 37th parallel

Banned for abandoning your mother..for shame, for shame

Banned for lacking DNA samples from which to harvest

Oh good the chicken is back.. time to get probin

Hmmm. No DNA samples in puppet..*Looks around* Travis we have probed you 3 ways to sunday.

Ah the waif..probe extends again at mind numbing speed i'm talking a parsec in 2.4532 seconds

*looks through "idiots guide to probing"*

Can a puppet be probed?, only one way to find out

*moves at mind bending speed towards MDP and gets a probin*

*Fires hypnotizing ray at chicken*

"Now Now come on over a little closer, we are your friends"

Aah the waif, come a little closer to this nice bright light, your mom is here and she has candy.

"Sorry..*Checks DNA database of previously abducted earthlings* Travis, It specifically says in my idiots guide to probing that if at first you don't succeed probe probe again.

maybe we'll go do some crop circles after mutilating cattle

"Hmmm. looks like someone needs more probing, We should be able to knock this out quick and then get on to some cattle mutilation"

Please explain how you aquired this technology

*flies off impossibly fast towards the dingos home*

The Grays Probe wrote:

Trust us this will not hurt...well at least you wont remember it hurting

That's what you said the last time and I remeber what you did. I want my mommy!

She's right over here waif..just come toward the light

Trust us this will not hurt...well at least you wont remember it hurting

Answer the question...or else

Burning hands 5d4 + 11 ⇒ (3, 1, 2, 2, 1) + 11 = 20

The Grays Probe wrote:

I promise this wont hurt a bit

YOU LIE!!!!

"Looks like you picked the wrong day to wear a skirt, come here you anal packing narco smuggler"

*Extends probe*

I promise this wont hurt a bit