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NO ONE EXPECTS THE CHEMIST INQUISITION!
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NO ONE EXPECTS THE CHEMIST INQUISITION!
Very neat. I don't use elementals enough in my games. NO ONE EXPECTS THE CHEMIST INQUISITION!
Look at a picture of one. Does it look remotely basic to you? *slow clap*
No one expects the Chemist Inquisition!
*Summons uranium elementals.* Oh crap! Critical ma—
Or When Sodium Elemental's meet Create Water! *cackles in unseemly fashion for just a little too long*
If it were made out of real-world atoms, we would expect there to be 118 different kinds of elementals. And that's assuming no wizard managed to reach the valley of beta stability.While that would be amusing, the elements present in RPGs are inspired more by the classical "elements" that those of real world chemistry. I'd love to know what special powers a potassium elemental has. I'd imagine you could lick its skin to get an alchemical bonus to Fort saves against muscle cramps...
If it were made out of real-world atoms, we would expect there to be 118 different kinds of elementals. And that's assuming no wizard managed to reach the valley of beta stability.
Is a mole of dogs made by taping together a buch of dogs in the shape of a mole? Can it be star nosed or only regular? What does its mole hill look like? Can these message boards make a mountain out of it? I was using it in the sense of a unit.
Scientifically speaking, I believe this works--until you reach a mole of dogs. At that point, the simulations indicate they will form a small planetoid with a molten core. Which is pretty awesome as a companion, now that I think about it...
No one expects Poe's Law! Our chief weapon is satire! Or is it? Yes. It is. OR IS IT?! Among our weapons are satire or possibly the lack of satire...
NO ONE EXPECTS THE CHEMIST INQUISITION! Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Our two weapons are surprise and fear. And mixing in a little magnesium dust to make things burn really bright and hot. Among our weapons are... |