Adamantine Golem's page

Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Horn Golem

A golem made of horns and antlers of many animals, to guard deep forests, druidic circles, and glades where witches gather.

I genuinely thought it said horny golem.

I was excited for a moment.

Just wait until she feels my soft, delicate hands. Then you'll get your horny golem!

I'd like to ask some very specific questions about my fists and if they're just soft, or extra soft.

Yeah i'm not seeing anything darker than previous APs, which oculd indeed run very dark. The second AP even involves a circus.

CorvusMask wrote:

It also has adorable kobolds and boggards weirdly enough

Yusssss, I love the plushies.

Also the Adamantine Golem is adorable too.

Yes, but are our hands still pillowy soft?

Looks down at his soft, almost delicate hands, despondent.

Damn!

I used to punch EVERYTHING, then someone noticed how soft my hands were.

Curse you Dawn!!

With a new edition coming out who will still argue about my crushingly soft hands.

But then where can I gently caress the cheeks of adventurers with my dainty fists.

You're not really giving me a lot of room to grow here.

But, my fists are as soft as newly fallen snow!

Looks down at surprisingly soft hands.

Good times!

But what does that mean for my soft, delicate fists?

Does it mean I get to bring the pain again (or still, I forget where they landed with Adamantine Golem fists)

Soft luxurious fists.

Who needs Mythic when you have soft delicate fists that can reduce the rules forum into a smoking pit in less then a day.

Go ahead, start a thread about the Adamantine Golem's slam, and bask in the devastation.

Just beware our soft dainty hands.

I'm just going to wash my hands of the whole situation.

My delicate, soft, dainty hands.

Hmm, there has to be some sort of metal shaping spell, I certainly can't go around with it looking like this.

Yeah, I'm back b&%@~es! Not even the Tooth Fairy can lock up these beautifully soft fists.

throws Gauntlet at Talonhawke.

With the soft hands of an angel.

The body is strong!! But the fists are soft, like a warm caress of the cheek.