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17 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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Rysky wrote:

Yeah i'm not seeing anything darker than previous APs, which oculd indeed run very dark. The second AP even involves a circus.

CorvusMask wrote:
It also has adorable kobolds and boggards weirdly enough

Yusssss, I love the plushies.

Also the Adamantine Golem is adorable too.

Yes, but are our hands still pillowy soft?


Looks down at his soft, almost delicate hands, despondent.

Damn!


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I used to punch EVERYTHING, then someone noticed how soft my hands were.

Curse you Dawn!!


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With a new edition coming out who will still argue about my crushingly soft hands.


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But then where can I gently caress the cheeks of adventurers with my dainty fists.

You're not really giving me a lot of room to grow here.


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But, my fists are as soft as newly fallen snow!


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Looks down at surprisingly soft hands.

Good times!


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But what does that mean for my soft, delicate fists?

Does it mean I get to bring the pain again (or still, I forget where they landed with Adamantine Golem fists)


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Soft luxurious fists.


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Who needs Mythic when you have soft delicate fists that can reduce the rules forum into a smoking pit in less then a day.

Go ahead, start a thread about the Adamantine Golem's slam, and bask in the devastation.


Just beware our soft dainty hands.


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I'm just going to wash my hands of the whole situation.

My delicate, soft, dainty hands.


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Hmm, there has to be some sort of metal shaping spell, I certainly can't go around with it looking like this.


Yeah, I'm back b%&#@es! Not even the Tooth Fairy can lock up these beautifully soft fists.


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throws Gauntlet at Talonhawke.


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With the soft hands of an angel.


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The body is strong!! But the fists are soft, like a warm caress of the cheek.