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Tragic 8 Ball wrote:
Magic 8-Ball says... wrote:
Water Boy wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Tequila Sunrise wrote:

Today i finally opened a hospital bill that i’ve been avoiding. Turns out it’s not a bill after all, but a letter saying that i was exposed to sub par anasthesia safety standards, and i should get tested for hep A & B and HIV. Is it strange that my relief at no huge hospital bill is outshining my concern that i might have a lethal pathogen?

Also Mrs Sunrise is scared because i want to hallucinate a tulpa.

Not a great idea. Those are willful, hard to control, and even harder to get rid of...

Nononono, Drejk! Just get a CG tulpa of an efreeti~!

Literally nothing could ever go wrong

My sources say no.
Really!? My source says to give it 110%!

SEE?! Even both 8-balls agree with me! WOO~!

DRINK WATER!


Drejk wrote:
Tequila Sunrise wrote:

Today i finally opened a hospital bill that i’ve been avoiding. Turns out it’s not a bill after all, but a letter saying that i was exposed to sub par anasthesia safety standards, and i should get tested for hep A & B and HIV. Is it strange that my relief at no huge hospital bill is outshining my concern that i might have a lethal pathogen?

Also Mrs Sunrise is scared because i want to hallucinate a tulpa.

Not a great idea. Those are willful, hard to control, and even harder to get rid of...

Nononono, Drejk! Just get a CG tulpa of an efreeti~!

Literally nothing could ever go wrong


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Drejk wrote:

*sigh*

So father called. Apparently he feels fine while he recovers from peacemaker implantation...

Fine enough to smoke... I might be mistaken but he sounded a bit like he had a drink or two as well... Ugh.

And of course he found some more pseudoscientific B$ on YouTube, this times some Russian guy who supposedly made antigravity device...

What?! YouTube SCIENCE can NEVER be wrong!


A. Ziraphale wrote:
Oh, that won't do at all. Such a mess.

Water's good for cleaning messes!


Negachaotic Teenage Slaadhead wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

20K new posts

Ain’t nobody got time for that

*blink*

{freaks out in German} Aaaa! NÄCHT MONKEY!

I've heard of him! He's the cheap European knock-off of Spiderman!

... drink more water!


But Professor, Momma says we’ll be late delivering the package!


But... why?


The Osbic Bird wrote:
Nobody understands me anyway.

I... I... don't follow.


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John Woodford wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
...in front of 40-odd undergraduates.
So how odd were they?

Let me tell you how odd they were~!

/compulsion


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captain yesterday wrote:
Oh man, I missed the alias blitz!

*glqnces him up and down*

You are the alias blitz.


Pfffffffffffffffft.


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Hey, dreaming guy! Drink water!


Road Trippin' Cap'n Yesterday wrote:
Randarak wrote:

Apparently, Bissau is the capital city of Guinea-Bissau.

Google is my friend.

You've never been!

Road trip!!!

I don't think you quite understand how "ocean" works...


>:D

(Drink water!)


I mean, it's right up there with dangerous levels of di-hydrogen oxide.


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The circle is deep. Drink water!


I know I've never seen them both in the same room at the same time...


DRINK MORE WATER


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BLARGLARGLARGLE~!

*froths at the mouth... with water bubbles!*


Matt Damon Puppet wrote:
Matt Damon...
MageHunter wrote:
Matt Damon took money from charities and used it to expose children to Dihydrogen Monoxide, a chemical that has killed millions.
John Napier 698 wrote:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We all know water kills. Especially when you try to breathe it. Or when you're drinking it while watching funny commercials.
Water Boy wrote:

WATER DOESN'T KILL - PEOPLE DO! WATER THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF ALL LIFE!

DON'T FALL FOR THE LIE!

WATER IS LIFE! WATER IS LIFE! WATER IS LIFE!

John Napier 698 wrote:
My post was intended as sarcasm. :)

YOU KNOW NOTHING, JOHN SN-NAPIER~!

WE ALL SECRETLY BREATHE WATER, BY THE POWER OF OUR LUNG-SOAP!

DIHYDROGEN OXIDE IS THE FUTURE OF CLEAN POWER!

VIVA LA REVOLUTIOOOOOOONNNNN~!


WATER DOESN'T KILL - PEOPLE DO! WATER THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF ALL LIFE!

DON'T FALL FOR THE LIE!

WATER IS LIFE! WATER IS LIFE! WATER IS LIFE!


... and another mark against you...
Just keep 'em comin', guy-!
(Don't even have good rain, grumble...)

EDIT: ninja'd, but this still works as-is; also for a better alias...


At least frogs live in water, like see I me creatures! Now drink up! Pure H2O!


He should drink more water - keep hydrated - it'd help him cool off!


You're a bad kobold.

Clearly, you need more water.


Elephant in a Room wrote:
Can I get a bottle of flavored water while I wait...

NO~! WE DON'T SERVE THAT "FAKE WATER" CARP HERE~! PURE DIHYDROGENOXIDE< BABY!

>:(


Limeylongears wrote:
BEST. FILM. EVER.

I suspect you may not be entirely accurate.

Drink water, it'll help clarify your mind!


Because you suck and no one likes you. Drink water.


No!

*stuffs Vlaeros into Vlaeros-shaped sack.*

Drink water!


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captain yesterday wrote:

Yes, I'm drinking water, now. :-)

Good!


*finishes stuffing a Aeros-shaped thing in a sack*

Drink water. It'll make you pee, but you'll be healthy.


I think you're forgetting an important one...


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Yes! Water is the only true way!


... sounds good!
*wanders off to do so*


Everyone should probably cool off and take a niiiiice long drink of water.


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Hey, pick a side and stay on it! And drink water!


Ra, Alien Overlord wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Ra, Alien Overlord wrote:

And yet, you'll build pyramids at the drop of a hat.

Squishy humans, you'll believe anything!

Hey, now, just because it's worked in, like, fourteen different human civilizations, doesn't mean it'll work again!

Fool us fourteen times, shame on you. Fool us twenty-five times...

C'mon! You know you want to, just look at how square they are, and look the blocks roll along on logs, they practically build themselves.

Well, when you put it that way...

Hay, wait-a-minute, you're tryin' ta trick mee~! >:(


Steve Geddes wrote:

Well it's something new, which is good enough. I don't need charming.

FWIW, I presumed this was some kind of joke. Not having many friends myself, I have a habit of awkwardly joining in with other people's in jokes....and just getting them, slightly wrong.

You probably just Geddes'd the joke, somehow!

No. No, I don't. But the reference was too good to pass up. >:D


Wait, you mean to say that you can't be in a place where you aren't, and thus, due to natural human limitations, you might not be able to bend to our every whim?! IN-ACSEP-TEE-BUL! >:I


Going for water was better. >:(


Little Lost Bird wrote:
Water Boy wrote:

What's the best drink: water, or water?

(I rigged it!)

Are you my Mother?

No! But you can have water.


What's the best drink: water, or water?

(I rigged it!)


Machaeus wrote:

[obtuse function activate]

Of course PF 2 isn't an inevitable. THIS is an inevitable. DUH.

HEY! Mr. JOHNNY COME-LATELY! >:(

Water Boy wrote:
THE OP IS RIGHT! PATHFINDER 2.0 IS NOT INEVITABLE! THIS IS!

Just so we're clear, we're cool. This is a joke post and joke alias. :)


No, no! Y'r all wrong! It's his water-carrying device!


Jiggy wrote:
Water Boy wrote:

Especially the poo flinging!

Then everyone will need WATER!

What, because wet poo is the best poo...?

OF COURSE!


Yes. To everything.

Especially the poo flinging!

Then everyone will need WATER! I WIN!


Lance Bombardier Orthos wrote:
MissingNo wrote:
Water Boy wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Hey. Hey. Hey. That last one has "demon" in the title. I'm pretty sure you're being deceived by the Enemy, Brother. You should think of the children.
Yeah, but it's from Castlevania, which is all about beating up demons and taking their lunch money.

TO BAD. IT HAS TEH DEMONS IN TEH TITLE. IT MUST BE TEH EVIL.

edit: AND WHAT KIND OF LESSON IS THAT TEACHING THE CHILDRINZ TO BEAT UP FILKS AND TAKE THEYRE LUNCH MONEY. THAT IS TEH EVILS. IT SOUNDS LIKE THEM AR-PEE-JEEZ.

RPGs you say.... @##pd(*&@98....
I like RPGs!

SEE, VIO-LANCE, IT MUST BE TEH EVILS. TEH EVILS OF ROCK.


Orthos wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Hey. Hey. Hey. That last one has "demon" in the title. I'm pretty sure you're being deceived by the Enemy, Brother. You should think of the children.
Yeah, but it's from Castlevania, which is all about beating up demons and taking their lunch money.

TO BAD. IT HAS TEH DEMONS IN TEH TITLE. IT MUST BE TEH EVIL.

edit: AND WHAT KIND OF LESSON IS THAT TEACHING THE CHILDRINZ TO BEAT UP FILKS AND TAKE THEYRE LUNCH MONEY. THAT IS TEH EVILS. IT SOUNDS LIKE THEM AR-PEE-JEEZ.


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You know, I want to like what you wrote, but I'm not sure if half of that is in English*...

* Yes, I'm aware of the irony. That's the joooooke.


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