Goblin Plush

KC's Traumatized Teddy Bear's page

9 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


RSS


4 people marked this as a favorite.

Kobold Cleaver used to tell me things, terrible things.

Now he's gone. but the terrible things are still there.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Terrible, dark places.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You guys are using my thread wrong, you know.

Oh! Like you used me!! I saw you with that little stuffed lizard at PaizoCon!!!


6 people marked this as a favorite.

Maybe, if you'd said that in Reno, I wouldn't have had to dig all those holes in the desert!!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

I remember when you told me to hit the highway.

Even after I covered up the Lake Tahoe incident.


Great!

More competition for KC's unreciprocated love.

Waves flask drunkenly.

did you promise to hug them too!!


6 people marked this as a favorite.

Gives Kobold Cleaver the hug he himself never gave me, not even after I bailed him out that one time in Vegas.


1 person marked this as a favorite.

But it was his Craigslist ad...


4 people marked this as a favorite.

C'mon on guys, knock it off.

If KC has to go back to the streets, guess who's turning tricks so mister diva lizard can sleep in a dumpster.

Yup, this guy, I.. I can't go back man!...