KC's Traumatized Teddy Bear's page

I can’t throw beanie babies at KC, that would be mean.

That's all I need, competition.

Angels have fingers where?!

Everywhere!

Kobold Cleaver used to tell me things, terrible things.

Now he's gone. but the terrible things are still there.

Terrible, dark places.

You guys are using my thread wrong, you know.

Oh! Like you used me!! I saw you with that little stuffed lizard at PaizoCon!!!

Maybe, if you'd said that in Reno, I wouldn't have had to dig all those holes in the desert!!

I remember when you told me to hit the highway.

Even after I covered up the Lake Tahoe incident.

Great!

More competition for KC's unreciprocated love.

Waves flask drunkenly.

did you promise to hug them too!!

Gives Kobold Cleaver the hug he himself never gave me, not even after I bailed him out that one time in Vegas.

But it was his Craigslist ad...

C'mon on guys, knock it off.

If KC has to go back to the streets, guess who's turning tricks so mister diva lizard can sleep in a dumpster.

Yup, this guy, I.. I can't go back man!...