Go ahead and ask your questions, my friends. However, the answers may not be what you are expecting. There could be five types of responses:
1) I may actually answer your question.
2) I may answer your question with another question.
3) I may answer your question by typing in random letters and numbers.
4) I may use contemporary dance to answer your question.
5) I may find a way to answer your question that is beyond the so called limits of the human mind and imagination.
So with that being said, you may begin...
Where?
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Finish this sentence "It was a dark and stormy..."
And then if you could add on another 900 pages or so and sign it "By Captain Yesterday" that would be great.
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Are you my mother?
What's up with these homies, always dissing my girl, why do they gotta front?
What did I ever do to these guys, that made them so violent?
Where?
There?
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Are you my mother?
Are you my clone?
What's up with these homies, always dissing my girl, why do they gotta front?
Those homies never learned any proper manners.
What did I ever do to these guys, that made them so violent?
You didn't do anything. Its not your fault.
Why have you never asked me any questions on my Thread?
If you have and I have forgotten...
Why have not asked anymore questions on my thread lately?
Why?
42.
Why have you never asked me any questions on my Thread?
If you have and I have forgotten...
Why have not asked anymore questions on my thread lately?
I can't answer that question, because there's no acceptable answer. I will go onto your thread and ask you a question.
What's your favorite dinosaur?
If the color aquamarine was a food what would it taste like?
Do you like boobies? I love the blue footed ones.
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What's your favorite dinosaur?
The Raptor.
If the color aquamarine was a food what would it taste like?
Chicken
Do you like boobies? I love the blue footed ones.
I like the purple ones, because love is too strong of a word.
It was a dark and stormy night, when the captain said to his crew, "Tell me a story." And so the crew began, "It was a dark and stormy night, when the captain said to his crew...
What am I paying you guys for? Seriously, someone tell me because right now I have no clue! The fish aren't going to catch themselves!!!
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A kraken lashed the ship with a hurricane, snatching up crew and officers alike to eat those it caught feet-first. The loot spilling forth from the wreckage sank to the depths of Davey Jones' Locker along with the crew that drowned instead of being eaten. Everyone died horribly and became draugr or food. The End.
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Does this look infected?
Got any mint, man? And a poodle? C'mon man, I just need one poodle to cuddle with my mint! Don't hold out man!!! S#*$! Nox is coming!! C'mon man, just act cool.
Candygram for Mongo?
Will you be a dear and check the inside of this oven.
What did I do to you?
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You ever fight a dragon.
I fought a dragon! In the war! 1944.
Beat it with my cane! In the snow! Uphill, both ways! Damn hippie! Didn't know what hit em!!
How many Woodchucks can you chuck, if you wanted to chuck Woodchucks.
What are your top five favorite bands.
How many foreign athletes or celebrity names can you make up off the top of your head.
If given one free shot, who would you hit in the face.
People wearing glasses are exempt, of course.
What number am I thinking of right now, dude.
Does this look infected?
Yes.
Got any mint, man? And a poodle? C'mon man, I just need one poodle to cuddle with my mint! Don't hold out man!!! S*#!! Nox is coming!! C'mon man, just act cool.
I have no mints or poodles.
Candygram for Mongo?
I only send telegraphs.
What did I do to you?
You time traveled into the past and prevented my parents from going to their high school prom together, which wiped me out of existence.
You ever fight a dragon.
I fought a dragon! In the war! 1944.
Beat it with my cane! In the snow! Uphill, both ways! Damn hippie! Didn't know what hit em!!
No, but I flew on a dragon once:
the dragon ride
What are your top five favorite bands.
How many foreign athletes or celebrity names can you make up off the top of your head.
Charlie Sheen, Tim Robbins, John Stewart, Madonna and Farael.
If given one free shot, who would you hit in the face.
People wearing glasses are exempt, of course.
What number am I thinking of right now, dude.
How many Woodchucks can you chuck, if you wanted to chuck Woodchucks.
Zero.
Will you be a dear and check the inside of this oven.
How about having a steak dinner first?
A kraken lashed the ship with a hurricane, snatching up crew and officers alike to eat those it caught feet-first. The loot spilling forth from the wreckage sank to the depths of Davey Jones' Locker along with the crew that drowned instead of being eaten. Everyone died horribly and became draugr or food. The End.
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A kraken lashed the ship with a hurricane, snatching up crew and officers alike to eat those it caught feet-first. The loot spilling forth from the wreckage sank to the depths of Davey Jones' Locker along with the crew that drowned instead of being eaten. Everyone died horribly and became draugr or food. The End.No, this is The End.
Every story needs a good soundtrack. ;)
Every story needs a good soundtrack. ;)A kraken lashed the ship with a hurricane, snatching up crew and officers alike to eat those it caught feet-first. The loot spilling forth from the wreckage sank to the depths of Davey Jones' Locker along with the crew that drowned instead of being eaten. Everyone died horribly and became draugr or food. The End.No, this is The End.
Yes, true. Make it the soundtrack of the OTW. ;)
What did I do to you?You time traveled into the past and prevented my parents from going to their high school prom together, which wiped me out of existence.
Impossible I hate time travel.
Impossible I hate time travel.What did I do to you?You time traveled into the past and prevented my parents from going to their high school prom together, which wiped me out of existence.
If you hate time travel, then you need to watch PRIMER and then you need to watch this video to explain what you just saw, and then you need to watch PRIMER again to understand it. It the best time travel movie ever made for just $7,000.
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....maybe...I like the Back to the Back to the Future movies and Time After Time...
What is your favorite dire animal.
Starfinder or Pathfinder.
If we add yeast and warm water, will you become Rarael the Risen?
What is your favorite dire animal.
Starfinder or Pathfinder.
If we add yeast and warm water, will you become Rarael the Risen?
It is possible that one day Farael will be allowed to return the Heavens after the heavenly war there, but he would retain his name.