I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.

['Glistening' Buff Scrotes]

George Formian?

[Tacticslion]

I just knew you were going to link to something like this, but nope: I was fooled twice over.

[Sam, The Andoran Eagle]

You are all weirdos. Ugh.

[Vorlon Brando]

Thread necromancy... is a three-edged sword.

[Tacticslion]

Hmmmmm...

[Hannibal Lecture]

Tell me Clarice, has the thread stopped screaming?

[AngryNerdRageDemon]

WHAT?! I CANT HEAR YOU WITH MY EARLLUGS IN!! DID YIU SAY YOU WERE SCHEMING?! OKAY!!

[Quibblethulhu]

*waits dreaming*

[Water Boy]

Hey, dreaming guy! Drink water!

[Dr. Ms. Frankenslaad]

{pokes dead thread with stick} Now, while it's quiet and everyone is off fighting elsewhere, rise undead thread, RISE!

[AngryNerdRageDemon]

BOPs the thread!

> eeeehhhheeeeehhhheeeeee <

[Ambrosia Slaad]

AngryNerdRageDemon wrote:

BOPs the thread!

> eeeehhhheeeeehhhheeeeee <

{stops, drops, and rolls} AHHHHH, it burns us!

[Tacticslion]

*Hugs an Amby*

[Romo, Firestarter]

SO HOW ABOUT THAT FIRE THING, HUH?

[Water Boy]

Pfffffffffffffffft.

[The Dark Seer]

I see... this thread rising... again...

Like, I mean, right now.

[Dread Piewright Jacques Pepin]

The Yeast of Necromancy is indeed potent.

[Portentio the Purple Sage]

Six six six

The number of the Yeast

The size of breads

Are bound to be increased

[Tacticslion]

You're off by, like, 52, my purple dude.

That's another 10 off from life the universe and everything.

C'mon! You can do better than that!

[Drow Fleshwarper]

Why, I'll confess. I didn' expect it to live this long. Normally lifespan and beetles are negatively correlated.

[Po'-Boy, TaeKwonFu CuddlePanda]

That is s-sooo awesome! *sniff*

[MageHunter]

Wow almost a month

[All Yesterday's Parties]

As Thread Necromancy is still a subset of Necromancy proper, does our alignment take a hit further toward evil every time we add a comment?

[MageHunter]

I don't feel like counting the alignment steps...

[The Sideromancer]

You know that race from Pact Worlds that's sort-of undead that results from resurrections not quite working? Maybe that's what the thread has become.

[The Game Hamster]

This has gone one for far to long, how could you guys not let this die alread...
Oh, shoot.

[The Game Hamster]

A post a day keeps the rigor mortis at bay.

[MageHunter]

Like a salmon, or Spock, I feel a need to return and spawn new posts.

[Negachaotic Teenage Slaadhead]

MageHunter wrote:

Like a salmon, or Spock, or a Todd McFarlane, I feel a need to return and spawn new posts.

FTFM

[Diggle Commando]

Your over-sized eyebrows won't protect you this time!!

[The Sideromancer]

Flex those eyebrows like a world-conquering roboticist!

[Dan, Halfling Mime Lawyer]

Starts handing out cease and desist letters from Todd Mcfarlane for use of the word Spawn.

[The Sideromancer]

*pokes with a stick*

[Tacticslion]

Hey! That hurt!

[The Sideromancer]

Somewhat recently, I went with my family to see a show based on an AD&D adventure.

New player: "It's a fairy, so it should be nice, right?"
Me: *snerk*

Later, my family asked about it.

My response: You know that dungeon from last summer
the one where the enemies were abducting people to power ritual sacrifice
and who first made there presence known with an eviscerated dwarf put there so you'd have enough ammo?
Those were fairies

[MageHunter]

It's a bad idea to assume ANYTHING is nice.

[Dejected Mola Ram]

That seems like a heartless attitude...

[An Immortal Lychee]

Rise... rise... RISE!!!

[Tacticslion]

Isn't that what this thread is fo- OH! Oh! Oops! Nevermind!

[MageHunter]

A neural network of this would be interesting...

[The Game Hamster]

Of the necro-thread?

[Tacticslion]

I'd be interested both of the necro thread and the succubus in a grapple thread...

[Tacticslion]

I mean, two different neural networks.

Well... probably.

[The Sideromancer]

I remember finding the absolutely hilarious results of training a bot on Lovecraft and telling it to complete sentences form a cookbook. Can't remember where, though.

[Quibblethulhu]

The Sideromancer wrote:

I remember finding the absolutely hilarious results of training a bot on Lovecraft and telling it to complete sentences form a cookbook. Can't remember where, though.

Ah... the Necronomnomnom...

[The Sideromancer]

Let's see how well this works with a proportionally spaced font:

&---.
/_____\-|-O
|#######|
|#######|
|-------\=======(
|O|O|O|O|\
|O|O|O|O|(\
|O|O|O|O|()\
|O|O|O|O|\()\


[The Game Hamster]

Took me a minute but... It is there.

[90s Simpsons Referotron]

And I for one welcome our new Dalek overlords! I'd like to remind them that as a trusted messageboard personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to be exterminated.

[Future Roach]

*scuttles over Dalek-exterminated thread*

[Euthyphro]

Is the thread alive because we keep posting to it, or do we keep posting to it because it's alive?