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There was a blog post some months ago that detailed features of The Hellfire Compact. In that post, we were promised statblocks for puppies.
WHERE ARE THE PUPPIES, I DON'T SEE THEM IN THIS MODULE
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There was a blog post some months ago that detailed features of The Hellfire Compact. In that post, we were promised statblocks for puppies.
WHERE ARE THE PUPPIES, I DON'T SEE THEM IN THIS MODULE
They're dogs. "Puppies" was a cute way of saying the PCs are going to do bad things. And kicking actual puppies is where I, personally, draw the line. :)
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Here ya go! Enjoy!
Puppy! CR 1/8
XP 50
Young dog (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary, 87)
N Diminutive animal
Init +4; Senses low-light vision, scent; Perception +8
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Defense
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AC 18, touch 18, flat-footed 14 (+4 Dex, +4 size)
hp 4 (1d8)
Fort +2, Ref +6, Will +1
Weakness delicious
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Offense
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Speed 40 ft.
Melee bite +2 (1d2-2)
Space 1 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
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Statistics
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Str 7, Dex 19, Con 11, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 6
Base Atk +0; CMB +0; CMD 8 (12 vs. trip)
Feats Skill Focus (Perception)
Skills Acrobatics +4 (+16 to jump), Perception +8; Racial Modifiers +4 to survival when tracking by scent
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Special Abilities
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Delicious (Ex) A creature that successfully inflicts bite damage on a puppy gains a +4 morale bonus to attack and damage rolls with its bite attack for the next round. Grapple checks made to determine the success of a swallow whole attempt against a puppy gain a +8 circumstance bonus to the check.
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you're my hero, James
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<3 the Delicious (Ex) especially.
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No one say "bag of kittens!"
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Bag of Kittens
Price 100 gp
Weight 8 lbs.
As a standard action, you can open a bag of kittens to let out the cute little bundles of joy. All creatures within a 60 foot radius must make a DC 30 Will save or be unable to take any violent action for as long as the kittens remain cute and adorable. Any character who DOES take a violent action immediately functions as an enemy for all other creatures in the area, and if that violent action was perpetrated on the kittens, all creatures gain a +10 bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls and checks made to overcome spell resistance against the perpetrator of the violent action. A creature who takes violent action against a kitten who is killed is judged immediately by Pharasma and cannot be restored to life. As a move action, a person can pet an adjacent kitten to receive a +6 morale bonus to all saving throws.
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Here ya go! Enjoy!
Puppy!
Wiggles! What have those Paladins done to you! Did they baste you, those savages!
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*eyes his own puppy*
Given the farts he occasionally lets out, I'm not sure how delicious he would be....
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Of course if you really want to troll the heroes you do this.
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*eyes his own puppy*
Given the farts he occasionally lets out, I'm not sure how delicious he would be....
Oh sure, blame the dog!
Typical.
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*eyes his own puppy*
Given the farts he occasionally lets out, I'm not sure how delicious he would be....
Oh sure, blame the dog!
Typical.
It's only typical because it's honest. :P
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If I tempt the puppy with enough belly scratches and sausage links, could I eventually get it to convert to Asmodeus and become Lawful Evil?
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Awww kittens!
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One of my players was wondering why puppies were delicious.
So I got to explain about Paizo hiring evil T-Rexes to run things... =^-^=
(This being the lass in my Skype Runelords game who runs an Irrisen Imperious Sorceress who had to flee Irrisen because she was too nice and was able to get more work out of the peasants using diplomacy than fear... and who regularly uses spells to completely screw over my villains. More than one big bad has been strangled to death with her pale golden hair...)
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Bag of Kittens
Price 100 gp
Weight 8 lbs.
As a standard action, you can open a bag of kittens to let out the cute little bundles of joy. All creatures within a 60 foot radius must make a DC 30 Will save or be unable to take any violent action for as long as the kittens remain cute and adorable. Any character who DOES take a violent action immediately functions as an enemy for all other creatures in the area, and if that violent action was perpetrated on the kittens, all creatures gain a +10 bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls and checks made to overcome spell resistance against the perpetrator of the violent action. A creature who takes violent action against a kitten who is killed is judged immediately by Pharasma and cannot be restored to life. As a move action, a person can pet an adjacent kitten to receive a +6 morale bonus to all saving throws.
Does my severe allergy to cats make me immune or more susceptible to this item?
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That sounds like a -2 Circumstance penalty on the Will save.
please consult your GM on the Allergy flaw, but it sounds like a DC 20 Fortitude save or gain the sickened condition, not a function of the Bag of Kittens.
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What about Bunnies?
[...]Whimper[...]
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I'm pretty sure it's from the announcement thread that popped up as the crew unveiled it at the PaizoCon seminar last year.
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Yeah, during the announcement, and to make sure that people understood you would actually have to do evil stuff in the adventure, Wes said that the first thing you have to do is murder a man's puppy. Which pretty much makes the PCs the ultimate evil from page 1...
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Bag of Kittens is officially the best thing ever, I am totally using that against my players, thanks James, anyone that says T-Tex aren't awesome has not seen a T-Rex create hilarious kitten items!
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The real question is.
Can our characters get Hell Hound puppies during the course of the AP?
What are the stats for using a bag of kittens as a melee weapon?
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Haha, maybe something like:
Melee 36 claws -2 (1d2-1)
That would be stats of a thrown weapon.
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Bag of Kittens
Price 100 gp
Weight 8 lbs.
As a standard action, you can open a bag of kittens to let out the cute little bundles of joy. All creatures within a 60 foot radius must make a DC 30 Will save or be unable to take any violent action for as long as the kittens remain cute and adorable. Any character who DOES take a violent action immediately functions as an enemy for all other creatures in the area, and if that violent action was perpetrated on the kittens, all creatures gain a +10 bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls and checks made to overcome spell resistance against the perpetrator of the violent action. A creature who takes violent action against a kitten who is killed is judged immediately by Pharasma and cannot be restored to life. As a move action, a person can pet an adjacent kitten to receive a +6 morale bonus to all saving throws.
It looks like you...
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...let the cat out of the bag!
Bag of Kittens
Price 100 gp
Weight 8 lbs.
As a standard action, you can open a bag of kittens to let out the cute little bundles of joy. All creatures within a 60 foot radius must make a DC 30 Will save or be unable to take any violent action for as long as the kittens remain cute and adorable. Any character who DOES take a violent action immediately functions as an enemy for all other creatures in the area, and if that violent action was perpetrated on the kittens, all creatures gain a +10 bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls and checks made to overcome spell resistance against the perpetrator of the violent action. A creature who takes violent action against a kitten who is killed is judged immediately by Pharasma and cannot be restored to life. As a move action, a person can pet an adjacent kitten to receive a +6 morale bonus to all saving throws.It looks like you...
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...let the cat out of the bag!
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Here ya go! Enjoy!
Puppy! CR 1/8
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Oh sweet! can we use this for
:P
PS: any secret list on a memory stick somewhere that compiles a rough list of common dog or horse breeds in Golarion? I don't know... I love that stuff!
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Well now I have a player asking me to have his goblin rogue character carry a sack of tied up puppies around so he can hide under tables, bite the puppies for the morale buff and then sneak attack bite people. I'd be less amused if that didn't sound exactly like a plan a goblin would come up with if you told him biting puppies made him better at biting other stuff.