Wondrous. By all the lords of the infinite Abyss, the word is wondrous, not "wonderous."
Nor is it "wonerous" or "wondermus"...
This alignment requirement is unnecessary and needlessly prevents some interesting roleplaying options. Why?
"All formatting" included cost, slot, construction, etc. It was all description.Nice job squeezing your item into 300 words. Unfortunately, the method you chose in order to do so was leaving out all formatting.Bear in mind that tags like [b] don't actually add to the wordcount.
I reported one like that...
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I always downvote any item that tries to make swarms a not-pain in the ass. HERESY
Item that helps user be evil vs. item that does evil on its own... :(
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If I downvote you again, WILL YOU PLEASE GO AWAY???
Owww the power to safely ingest all the poison, diseased, and rotted monsters I ever wanted...not going to picture it, not going to picture it, AHHHH!!!!!
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Moaning vs. vibrating......and I am done.
Kurzak, if that's an actual item description, you're gonna need to remove it. As I have just been reminded, you can't directly discuss entries, even for educational purposes. :P
But welcome to the forums!
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I apologize, Chris—I only intended to clarify something that was icking people out a bit. I actually saw it as a bit of a service to the item (though perhaps too much of one). My bad.
Nope. Totally made up. Just referring to the manner of oh, this is cool and impossible, and cheap.
Oh, gotcha. Sorry I got your first second post deleted. ;D
No worries. Just being snarky.
To back up Chris: My Previous Comments on This.
I'm quite a few votes in, and I finally encountered an obvious intentional joke item. Here I was wondering if you were all joking about joke items (joking!).
Ugh.
Bear theme defeats Lion theme this time!
Bear theme defeats Lion theme this time!
Strangely, no tigers yet...
How do you cost less than a +1 weapon, how?
There is an item in the list that has a name that makes me think it may be similar to mine. I haven't seen it yet. I've seen mine twice. That makes me worried that it has already been upvoted way above mine.
Of course, it may be something entirely different from mine. Only time will tell...
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Some of these items make me want to gouge out my own eyes, because that is a necessity to unleash their true power!
I didn't like upvoting this item because it's another "I don't like this aspect of the game" item, but the opposition was crap.
I saw this in a comic book and it was soooo cool.
Just read an item that wanted to replace exploration.
I swear I think I've seen this in a MOBA before
Just read an item that wanted to replace exploration.
If it cost less than the price of a +2 armor then I think saw the same one. Multiple times actually.
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Who run Bartertown? Master Blaster runs Bartertown.
It reminded me of an item in Minecraft, but better.
I really liked this item, until that last part at the end where it ladles a huge helping of metagaming onto an otherwise perfectly good magic item.
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Oh, geez, it's this garbage entry again. It's like a monkey designed it. A monkey that gouged out its brain for a wondrous item that gave a +5 to Profession checks. What a pathetic...
Oh, wait. That's mine. Yeesh, I keep running into this one. This is, what, the fifth time today?
Someones Apologize to thread is going to get MUCH bigger...also a preemptive I am sorry for everything I have said and will say in the snark thread. ;)
Plot item! And... not even a subtle plot item... like... item has no use except in relation to plot, because it offers no mechanical benefits at all... >.>
And up against it... oh. Oh wow. I wish this item were matched up against a better item, so that I felt like the upvote were more meaningful. Congratulations, Mystery Designer, my next skald is going to be a swordsman...