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Oh hey it seems I got back in time for this to be a meme. I want in on it.
I guess you could also ask AM stuff, but he's loud and kind of crazy and I think he just...
..yep. He just broke a hole in my roof.
Be right back. But ask away anyways!
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How did Aroden Die?
People keep asking me and i'm not sure what to tell them
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Have you seen my sister?
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Will you give me your brain?
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Why is Elminster so f#&$ing popular, that old piece of f*~%ing s@$~ doesn't do anything, just sits in his tower smoking pot while his gay over achieving scribe does everything for him, meanwhile he bangs all these chicks he raised from babies (ewww, by the f#+*ing way) i.... i....just don't get it, i run f%$#ing Waterdeep practically by myself, well other then that ranger guy that lures people into his well/torture dungeon..... er, sorry i mean "Undermountain"
crap forgot where i was going..... oh yeah, does this robe make me look fat.... also i think Laeral is cheating on me.....
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How did Aroden Die?
People keep asking me and i'm not sure what to tell them
He didn't. This is all an elaborate scheme to escape having to pay child support for Iomedae, whom he knocked up.
He's currently residing somewhere in the worldwound, and has tea with visitors while calling himself Uncle Grandpa.
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Have you seen my sister?
...no sir. No I have not.
RAAAAAAGE?!
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Are you my Mother?
Greetings!?
EDIT: Oh, sorry.?
EDIT 2: Oh, sorry, again!
EDIT 3: Dang it!?
EDIT 4: First try!?
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YOU NEED TO GET REAL AND ACCEPT AM INTO HEART!!......... THEN BUY BOOKS!! FOR 49.99!!!
AM ALSO THERAPYING YOUR WIFE........ OR SOMEONES DOG!! AM DR. PHIL!!!
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Will you give me your brain?
Sorry, I promised it to this zombie I know.
I know a guy... do you?
Do you like sweet tea?
What questions?
*Sigh.* Ignore him. Please?
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Why is Elminster so f@+~ing popular, that old piece of f*@$ing s~~@ doesn't do anything, just sits in his tower smoking pot while his gay over achieving scribe does everything for him, meanwhile he bangs all these chicks he raised from babies (ewww, by the f%%~ing way) i.... i....just don't get it, i run f!$&ing Waterdeep practically by myself, well other then that ranger guy that lures people into his well/torture dungeon..... er, sorry i mean "Undermountain"
crap forgot where i was going..... oh yeah, does this robe make me look fat.... also i think Laeral is cheating on me.....
HAVE MAYBE CONSIDERED BARBARIAN? AM GETTING SPELL SUNDER, AND CLEARLY HAVE LOT OF RAGE ISSUES. WOULD POSSIBLY BE BETTER CAREER CHANGE. BARBARIAN AM GETTING ALL THE LADIES.
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RAAAAAAGE?!
AM VERY GOOD QUESTION. AS GENERAL RULE, BARBARIAN PREFER 'YES.'
What's the best drink: water, or water?
(I rigged it!)
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Don't mind me i'm just going to sit over here....... can i get a glass of water.... no not that water... the other water... never mind.....i'll just sit over here..... don't mind me....
So, uh, what about them favorites? Amirite?
EDIT: for clarity.
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Are you my Mother?
I'm sorry, but I'm not.
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Greetings
EDIT: Oh, sorry!?.?
EDIT 2: Oh, sorry, again!
EDIT 3: Dang it!
EDIT 4: First try!?
...well it's all on one post, so sure let's go with that.
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YOU NEED TO GET REAL AND ACCEPT AM INTO HEART!!......... THEN BUY BOOKS!! FOR 49.99!!!
AM ALSO THERAPYING YOUR WIFE........ OR SOMEONES DOG!! AM DR. PHIL!!!
BARBARIAN POINT OUT AM AM BARBARIAN MIDDLE NAME. AM DR. BARBARIAN AM BARBARIAN, PHD. AM ALREADY IN HEART. ALSO BARBARIAN GENERALLY AVOID PURCHASE OF BOOKS. THAT SEEM LIKE GATEWAY DRUG TO BECOME CASTY.
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I know a guy... do you?
Only one. It might be the same one as you.
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would you mind dropping off various packages in these exact trash cans, just follow the map Exactly and hardly anyone.... a few hundred people.... half of Manhattan has to be doused in Gamma Radiation... remember exactly!!
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What questions?
I dunno. I'll answer serious or nonserious questions alike, though it seems I'm bound for inanity at the end of the day.
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*Sigh.* Ignore him. Please?
...oops. Too late! Sorry.
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What's the best drink: water, or water?
(I rigged it!)
I'm gonna go with mountain dew, code red.
Did i ever tell you the story about this b~&@@ Sell Sword and her g$#%!@n iguana paladin?
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Do you like sweet tea?
I prefer sodas, sorry. Never been a tea person.
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What's the best drink: water, or water?
(I rigged it!)
Are you my Mother?
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So, uh, what about them favorites? Amirite?
EDIT: for clarity.
That is indeed a lot of favorites. Someday I'll figure out what I'm doing right to get them. o.o
Are you my Mother?What's the best drink: water, or water?
(I rigged it!)
No! But you can have water.
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Is it Ironic if i use A-1 Steak sauce on my next meal?
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Can you recommend a different supplier other then Acme?
as you've probably seen its not really working out with them, well.... maybe one more rocket and roller skates combo pack.....
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Do you need a spare Kidney?
....... I've got plenty.... over here in this alleyway, just follow my associate Rocko...
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Can you recommend a different supplier other then Acme?
as you've probably seen its not really working out with them, well.... maybe one more rocket and roller skates combo pack.....
Well well well, who's this handsome devil?
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Dangnabbit Dragon gimme back my teeth! i can bang on a ya with my cane all day if'n i gots too!!
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Well well well, who's this handsome devil?Can you recommend a different supplier other then Acme?
as you've probably seen its not really working out with them, well.... maybe one more rocket and roller skates combo pack.....
Are you my Mother?
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would you mind dropping off various packages in these exact trash cans, just follow the map Exactly and hardly anyone.... a few hundred people.... half of Manhattan has to be doused in Gamma Radiation... remember exactly!!
...okay but having spoken to many people from the general highly populated New York area on the phone to deal with their bills?
I think they can take the hit this time, I've done enough for them.
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Did i ever tell you the story about this b%@!! Sell Sword and her g#~$&#n iguana paladin?
That you didn't. But it sounds like a heck of a tale, indulge me.
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Is it Ironic if i use A-1 Steak sauce on my next meal?
Yes.
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Can you recommend a different supplier other then Acme?
as you've probably seen its not really working out with them, well.... maybe one more rocket and roller skates combo pack.....
I buy all my roadrunner murdering paraphernalia from Paizo directly. Their store has all sorts of cool stuff in it, and nothing says 'GOODBYE ROADRUNNER' like sprinkling the path with caltrops--I mean d4s.
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Is it Ironic if i use A-1 Steak sauce on my next meal?
I'm not 100% on the rules of irony vs coincidence, but I'm going to go with 'yes.'
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Do you need a spare Kidney?
....... I've got plenty.... over here in this alleyway, just follow my associate Rocko...
Seeing as one of my kidneys has passed a stone roughly the size of my thumb from the knuckle forward, they seem to have taken levels in barbarian all their own.
I'm not tempting fate by trying to add in a third party.
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Did you not realize I had 69 aliases and wrestled the computer away from the kids at the exact same moment you started this thread would be such a perfect storm of inanity:-D
Sorry! I couldn't help myself :-)
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Did you not realize I had 69 aliases and wrestled the computer away from the kids at the exact same moment you started this thread would be such a perfect storm of inanity:-D
Sorry! I couldn't help myself :-)
I didn't realize it, but this is what we in the business know as an 'opportunity.'
And when I see an opportunity I'm totally taking it.
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HEY! You answered this two times!Is it Ironic if i use A-1 Steak sauce on my next meal?Yes.
I do that sometimes. It's called a BOGO special.
Is it Ironic if i use A-1 Steak sauce on my next meal?I'm not 100% on the rules of irony vs coincidence, but I'm going to go with 'yes.'
Oh god, I had almost forgotten that song existed. Why did it come to this.