Wile E Coyote, Super Genius's page

Oh I wish I had that man's voice.

Perhaps if we paint a tunnel on a wall...

Or cut a hole from underneath.

I like the way you think, my good man. Keep it up and you just might be a Super Genius yourself one day!

*grumbles about someone having stolen a gallon of his Troll Bait stockpile*

*gets hit with the falling barrel*

Can you recommend a different supplier other then Acme?

as you've probably seen its not really working out with them, well.... maybe one more rocket and roller skates combo pack.....

Well well well, who's this handsome devil?

Oh my stars, who is that handsome devil?

Wile E Coyote, Super Genius wrote:

Bill Lumberg wrote:

What was I talking about?

Oh nothing, nothing at all. Here, hold onto this lit bundle of dynamite for me, would you? There's a lad.

Hmmm, what pretty flowers.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Get off my lawn, 90s Kid. I grew up in the 70s and...what was I talking about?....oh yeah, cartoons, that's right. Back then cartoons consisted of talking animals throwing dynamite at each other and pushing each other off of cliffs. That is when they were not hitting each other with massive, hard objects like anvils and oversize hammers. Violence was the order of the day, and we liked it.

Cartoons today are all about using reason and good judgment to solve problems, talking things out. Disgusting. Losing them is no great loss.

And another thing....

What was I talking about?

Oh nothing, nothing at all. Here, hold onto this lit bundle of dynamite for me, would you? There's a lad.

Meep meep!

*drops a safe on Shrimp Slaad*

I shut the door while Sissyl's inside the closet, and nail it shut with a few well-placed boards. That hazmat suit will only protect you for so long!

Heine Stick wrote:

Jason Nelson wrote:

I hope you enjoy our next update tomorrow (well, later today at this point, since it's past midnight). I think it just might be a stroke of genius... :)

Owen Stephens, eh?

Could be. Then again, could be Wile. E. Coyote. You just never know, and even when you think you know people might just go rogue on you.

Oh you're too kind.

Oh Wile E, you genius, you've done it again!

An excellent proposal.

You watch your mouth. Those are fine Acme products. They've served me well over the years.

You could never understand my plans. They're sheer brilliance! Oh, Wile E, you sly old devil you!

Oh MY.

Meanwhile...

Hey! Where'd my tunnel go?! It was right here and now it's gone! This must be Jeremy's fault somehow.

I repainted it. I think it will be much more efficient over here, and that poor rabbit won't know what hit him when he runs straight into that wall.... oh ho ho ho, I AM a genius!

*Holds up and opens tiny umbrella. Cringes underneath it.*

*likewise*

lynora wrote:

Heh. Kidlet is laughing like crazy while watching Tom and Jerry. That's a good sound. :)

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at cartoons than the Tom and Jerry and Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner ones. I laughed myself silly as a kid, rooting for the Coyote. I hear he became a super genius or something.

Here's my card.

I wish cartoons still used anvils nowadays.

Only quality ACME-brand anvils for this genius! Oh you sly old devil you!