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14 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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The Worst Person Ever wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
I am the Lord of Loitering and Buffets.

But not loitering AT buffets. Because that's my gig.

YES! PERISH OF HUNGER, FOOLS IN LINE BEHIND ME WHILST I MARVEL OVER THE SHADE OF RED ON THE CHERRY TOMATOES AND DEBATE ENDLESSLY ALOUD WHETHER TO GET PEPPERONI OR MEAT LOVER'S PIZZA!

GET OUT MY WAY A#@**~+! AM A DOCTOR!!!!


AM NEEDS TO GET REAL DISCOVER WHY AM SO ANGRY.

BY BUYING AM BOOK FOR 59.99!!

AND DON'T FORGET AM SEMINAR TO UNLOCK INNER AM, FOR AN ADDITIONAL 999.99!!!


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AM ALL NEED TO GET REAL AND START GETTING REAL WITH YOURSELF!!!!

ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN!!!!!!


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AM ALL NEED TO GET REAL! AND BUY AM'S BOOK FOR $99.99!


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AM HELP ANYONE IF IT HELP RATINGS, OR POCKETBOOK, AM HAVE NO SHAME!!!!


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AM NEED TO GET REAL AND BUY TAPE!!

ROBIN WILL BE BY SHORTLY TO TAKE WALLETS!!


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AM TELLING YOU, YOU NEED TO LET IT GO, AM GET REAL FOR 89.89 AND FOR LIMITED TIME, AM LET YOU SHAG ROBIN FOR EXTRA GRAND.


OPRAH!!!


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AM JUST DOING WHAT OPRAH TELLS HIM DO!

AM WANT TO LIVE!

HERE, EAT DR. OZ INSTEAD!

HE MUCH WORSE!


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Oedipus Rex Complexus wrote:
In your professional opinion, How would you rate this alias on a scale of 1-10

10!

AM VERY JEALOUS!!!


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AM GOING TO GIVE TUTORIAL, FOR 59.99, PLUS ROBIN GETS A GOAT!

TIME TO GET REAL B#++!ES!!


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AM BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! AND NEW BOOK! ALSO HALFWAY HOUSE WHERE YOU CAN GET REAL AND GIVE MY WIFE YOUR ENTIRE BANK ACCOUNT!


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puts Freehold on an anonymous soundstage in Berkeley

You need to get real and buy one of my books for 89.99 and tell us what the heck is goin' on here son!

Then we'll send you to a secure "treatment facility" where we can video tape you 24/7 and Robin can throw popcorn at your g!~*&*n head is what you need to do!

Get real son!

audience claps, while nodding wisely to each other


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YOU NEED TO GET REAL AND ACCEPT AM INTO HEART!!......... THEN BUY BOOKS!! FOR 49.99!!!

AM ALSO THERAPYING YOUR WIFE........ OR SOMEONES DOG!! AM DR. PHIL!!!