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I'd just like to point out how small and unassuming my tower is.
Unlike Khelben's.
F&+& you, a++$~$&.
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I'll take the first shot! I've been looking forward to this!!
Elminster. >:-(
I fully support your brutal F@~*ing of the spellplague. Make sure the broomstick is especially splintered.
*Ugh* It's alright guys, this is on me, there's a reason I faked my death and moved to Golarion...
This one gets a little more adult :-) : Can we talk about Elminster banging the girls he raised for Mystra, you know I got in on that action with Laeral, man you should've seen her when she was possessed by that Artifact, here I painted a picture of it. But no one talks about that! It's all Elminster totally shagged the Simbul as a cat under some chick's bed.
How is it everyone goes to him to bail them out! I turned a Harpell into a f&*$ing Archmage! Do you know how huge that is! *sigh* I'm just gonna go paint Laeral again, maybe about that one time when Drizz't stayed over...
Who wants to b&@~* about Elminster?
Why is Elminster so f#$&ing popular, that old piece of f@+#ing shit doesn't do anything, just sits in his tower smoking pot while his gay over achieving scribe does everything for him, meanwhile he bangs all these chicks he raised from babies (ewww, by the f###ing way) i.... i....just don't get it, i run f&*!ing Waterdeep practically by myself, well other then that ranger guy that lures people into his well/torture dungeon..... er, sorry i mean "Undermountain" crap forgot where i was going..... oh yeah, does this robe make me look fat.... also i think Laeral is cheating on me.....
So, just how drunk does one have to be to think of crossing a bear and an owl? You'd be surprised at how quickly into the bottle the thought occurs...:-)
I loved the Forgotten Realms once... then some jerk with a pen killed me off, so here I am painting for Pharasma, I much prefer it here anyway, f%#*ing Elminster was always stealing the spotlight:( |