Dr. Kreiger's page

"Everyone knows what a river is. You could hand Helen Keller a topographical map and ask her to point out the river to you, and she'd get it done. Which is impressive, because, well, she's dead."

Not for long! Mwah hahahahaha!!!!

Aw, isn't baby Splinter adorable!

Yuugasa wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Still sick as a dog. Definitely doesn't match any of the symptoms of the flu, but definitely an amazingly irritating illness: Fever between 100 and 101 all day every day, scratchy throat, weakness, etc.

Trying to get in a half-day's work (can't exactly get my co-workers sick remotely), but that involves actually sitting up and paying attention, which is hard.

Ah, well, it's a good time to be sick -- we're between projects until early April...

Geez, are you alright?

Oh, the flu was far more dangerous than whatever-the-heck this is. It's more losing another 2 1/2 days of work to a major illness this year.

This thing is just, "Here, sit at 100.5-101 degrees for a few days, feel weak as a kitten, and get grumpy 'cause there are things that need to get done."

Today I had a big spike in the fever in the afternoon, let it run for a bit and then took 600 mg of ibuprofen (I know, I know, everyone insists that ibuprofen isn't an antifebrile, but it works miracles in our family's genetics). So now I'm feeling far more chipper, and of course that's when you have to be really cautious to take it easy.

So yet another early bedtime for me tonight. I'll lick this thing yet!

I'm no doctor... I mean, I'm definitely a doctor, but might that be how you caught it in the first place...

I am alive.

Released from the hospital in the wee hours of the morning. I now officially have benign essential hypertension and need blood pressure meds.

In other words, I am old.

He's alive!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!

Where there's a will (and shitloads of electricity) there's a way.

Remember to ask to keep the tumor, for... science.

Yeah, that's it.

Don't listen to him! All it takes is confidence. Self delusional confidence.

I hardly think ethics have anything to do with science...

Dr. Kreiger wrote:

Is that something that can be defined...

Yes.

Not the way I do it.

Is that something that can be defined...

A good doctor would pretend to be both.

Hanging out in space is illogical...friggin' morons.

Which makes it just crazy enough to work!!

On the other hand: BAM! You just gained 3d6 + 2 levels in a Pathfinder class (or classes)! Which class(es) do you pick, and why? Incidentally, if you could spontaneously switch races, would you? And if so, to which?

Alchemist! Mad scientists have all the fun!

I need to shave.

What you need is bionic hair!

Freehold DM wrote:

Auditor is STILL. HERE.

Stall them longer.

I NEED MORE TIME.

On second thought, I very much want to be taken alive.

I personally would call it poseur influenza, but hey I'm not a doctor... I mean, I absolutely am a doctor.

No break in the finger, so yay!

looks at the forecast for Saturday, notices a high temperature of 57, immediately begins giving summer chest compressions.

What are you doing! You can't give up! Live damn you, live!!!

Why!!! Damn it all to hell!!!! Why!?!?!?!!!

You don't remember where it is, my, oh my, memory is such a tricky thing.

Who's to say it wasn't in there, memory is a tricky thing.

He lives!!

And it's a good thing too. You guys did not want to see Zombieneighbors 2.0.

It's been scientifically proven that humans are incapable of NOT liking Rush.

But you already knew that... didn't you...

Captain Yesterday fun fact: this was my first alias. :-)

It's the boys from Brazil all over again!

Hey! I was around first!

Eh, probably.

But, I can rebuild her, with science!. And LSD

It lives!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!

I can solve your Ant problem.

I should warn you though, it won't get better, after it gets worse.

If you think that one's good, check out this one!

Eerie, isn't it :-)

This is such a fun topic I won't let it die, live Damn you, live!!

It lives!!!

It lives!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!....

It Lives!!!!

thegreenteagamer wrote:

The Obvious Guy wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I find people that use lots of aliases tiresome :-)

I find this intensely hypocritical...

I find that alias to look a frickin' LOT like Nick Cage.

Anybody have a GOOD script I can use...?

You've never needed one before, oh great and powerful Lord of Darkness!

33. It never hurts to have extra DNA, just in case.....

would you mind dropping off various packages in these exact trash cans, just follow the map Exactly and hardly anyone.... a few hundred people.... half of Manhattan has to be doused in Gamma Radiation... remember exactly!!

It Lives!! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!

It Lives!!!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

It Lives!!
Mwahahahahahahaha

I would be a Vivisectionist Alchemist, yup yup yup

It Lives!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

It Lives!
mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

IT LIVES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It Lives!
Mwahahahahahaha!

IT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT LIVES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. Kreiger wrote:

Misroi wrote:

I'd be worried about the group that decides not to burn the Graul homestead to the ground...

C'mon! it's a fixer upper! a little Aqua Regia, just like new.

Fixed that for you...

i don't get it?

I'd be worried about the group that decides not to burn the Graul homestead to the ground...

C'mon! it's a fixer upper! a little Febreeze, just like new.

IT LIVES!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Took a while. More should come later (that's what she said?).

Phrasing!!

IT ALSO LIVES!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

IT LIVES!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!