Rosie Cusswell

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15 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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G+!%&!n iguana Paladins.


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Don't get me started on Dragonbait! G@!&~&n pompous iguana!


Unless, you want to sell it, that is.

You'd be surprised, who will sell you their name.


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Not to mention I carried The Wyvern's Spur.

I got stuck with some nobleman comic relief (who is actually a super cool guy) who can barely fight off a pack of Kobolds and a few stirges, and a bunch of clones with some seriously f$*+ed up daddy issues.

*deep breath Olive girl, deep breath*


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Thomas Seitz wrote:
All I know is if they do bring in Curse of the Azure Bonds, it should be with Alias, Dragonbait and the rest.

"the rest" Really?

Um, who did all the work! That a$!$%&! lizard is some kind of knight errant and steals my thunder at the last minute! f!!@ that! i had that b%~!~ dragon right where i wanted her!


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Especially Olive!


Just be honest about being a Paladin, is that too much to ask!


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Olive Ruskettle wrote:

Sets free Giogi Wyvernspur's horse Buttercup into field.

Perhaps a good horse mauling will soothe the frustrated Dragon.

I can sing a song for you, because I am totally a Bard.

No seriously, the rules allow it now.

{adds heaping dose of hot chili flakes to Ruskette's trail rations}

G~$&*~n it! It's like traveling with Akabar all over again!


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Wait! At least take me with you! I can't travel with that b!&%~ and her iguana anymore!


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Sets free Giogi Wyvernspur's horse Buttercup into field.

Perhaps a good horse mauling will soothe the frustrated Dragon.

I can sing a song for you, because I am totally a Bard.

No seriously, the rules allow it now.


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46. I'm getting sick of bossy swordswomen and their g@+!*~n f~*%ing Iguana Paladins, I miss Geogi.


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Yeah lets throw s~&$ at Tasselhoff


Did i ever tell you the story about this b+$~% Sell Sword and her g#&%!@n iguana paladin?


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Or possibly Iguana Paladins...


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I know this lady, she had this big ass odd smelling "iguana".

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turns out she was just a clone for some crazy b#%#+ wizard lady, and her "iguana" turns out he was a f+~#ing paladin!!

true story!!