I have a bill here for 40 mangy rats at 100 Quatloos a piece delivered to one succubus named Rysky over the Christmas holidays. Would you be the succubus in question?That depends, are they alive or dead?
How the heck would I know? They were delivered in allotments of 5 a day over 8 days, the last day being Christmas. I know they were alive when they were dropped off.
I know a well I can dump them down, I'll blame it on Gremlins and collect double.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
EN GARDE, VILE GREMLIN!You have sung your last violent—yet catchy—song, Captain!
Ho! Ha ha!
Ha!
I think not, O refugee from the First World!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M screaming at a masked Gremlin,
Who chopped up my favorite haaaaaaaaaaaaat...
So I'm gooooooooing to kill him,
And theeeeeeeen I'll grill him,
And make a pudding from his faaaaaaaaaat....
What currencies do you accept?How much would you pay?EN GARDE, VILE GREMLIN!A Pugwampi Vigilante vs a Goblin Swashbuckler.
I would legitimately pay to see this happen.
Well..... *whispers* and *whispers*. I don't think the board rules would allow me to say that out loud.
|
How the heck would I know? They were delivered in allotments of 5 a day over 8 days, the last day being Christmas. I know they were alive when they were dropped off.I have a bill here for 40 mangy rats at 100 Quatloos a piece delivered to one succubus named Rysky over the Christmas holidays. Would you be the succubus in question?That depends, are they alive or dead?
Eh, I didn't order nay dead rats, you better check and make sure.
|
|
Well..... *whispers* and *whispers*. I don't think the board rules would allow me to say that out loud.What currencies do you accept?How much would you pay?EN GARDE, VILE GREMLIN!A Pugwampi Vigilante vs a Goblin Swashbuckler.
I would legitimately pay to see this happen.
Silly Stool, that's what we have spoilers for.
Isn't it a bit rude to call Kretzer a Stool?
Unless that's part of his punishment, of course; in which case, fine.
For you or for him?
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
Is there any mileage in an Archmaid prestige class/archetype, do you think?
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
Is there any mileage in an Archmaid prestige class/archetype, do you think?Arch Maid?
Heh, definitely possible, depending on what all you do with it. That's a very open question since aside from being a maid it doesn't really bring to mind any abilities.
Dust Bunny Bane immediately comes to mind.
Super Polish (Ex)
At 1st level, the arch maid can shine the house's good silverware so well, that when used as an improvised weapon (we don't know WHY you would, but hey) it blinds those it strikes, AND impresses blue blood guests to boot!
| 5 people marked this as a favorite. |
The ability to fascinate as a full round action by slipping nylons off.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
I thought that was only for the French Maid archetype....
| 3 people marked this as a favorite. |
Frankly just typing that left me fascinated.
Arch what now....
| 4 people marked this as a favorite. |
I..eeerrr..sort of got distracted....
::alters every shelf in his home to be JUST beyond finger tip range, so the arch maid has to stretch to dust them::
I'll be in my bunk...
(ok, considering actually creating this now, see what happens when I browse the boards)
(can do, ok, I am officially going to do this thing!)
I..eeerrr..sort of got distracted....
::alters every shelf in his home to be JUST beyond finger tip range, so the arch maid has to stretch to dust them::
I'll be in my bunk...
(ok, considering actually creating this now, see what happens when I browse the boards)
(can do, ok, I am officially going to do this thing!)
Nice one, Beernorg :)
I..eeerrr..sort of got distracted....
::alters every shelf in his home to be JUST beyond finger tip range, so the arch maid has to stretch to dust them::
I'll be in my bunk...
(ok, considering actually creating this now, see what happens when I browse the boards)
(can do, ok, I am officially going to do this thing!)
It's from a videogame, and a Tactical RPG instead of an RPG, but first thing that comes to mind is that Disgaea had a Maid class. Of course, whit Disgaea being Disgaea...
|
|
I..eeerrr..sort of got distracted....
::alters every shelf in his home to be JUST beyond finger tip range, so the arch maid has to stretch to dust them::
I'll be in my bunk...
(ok, considering actually creating this now, see what happens when I browse the boards)
(can do, ok, I am officially going to do this thing!)
It's from a videogame, and a Tactical RPG instead of an RPG, but first thing that comes to mind is that Disgaea had a Maid class. Of course, whit Disgaea being Disgaea...
Ah, Disgaea, how I miss you.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
Nope, he's my stool. Good back and upper body strength exercise too.Isn't it a bit rude to call Kretzer a Stool?
Unless that's part of his punishment, of course; in which case, fine.
Sigh....I am only her....22nd stool....I think it is 22nd...I forgot.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
{walks in wearing bløødy aprøn} 21st støølie nuo. Hey, vhu's up fur sume-a suylent buørgers? Børk Børk Børk!
|
|
Sigh....I am only her....22nd stool....I think it is 22nd...I forgot.Nope, he's my stool. Good back and upper body strength exercise too.Isn't it a bit rude to call Kretzer a Stool?
Unless that's part of his punishment, of course; in which case, fine.
Correct! You were originally my 23rd favourite :3
Edit: Dammit Slaadi! That's not how this works!
{walks in wearing bløødy aprøn} 21st støølie nuo. Hey, vhu's up fur sume-a suylent buørgers? Børk Børk Børk!... do you have siracha?
HEY!!!
|
|
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
HEY!!!{walks in wearing bløødy aprøn} 21st støølie nuo. Hey, vhu's up fur sume-a suylent buørgers? Børk Børk Børk!... do you have siracha?
*noms on siracha lined burger*
I think the implication is that Slaadi was kind enough to prepare the former 21st as a snack, therefore making you the new 21st.
Yay!!! Advancement!
Yes! A promotion. :)
But you misunderstand my protest was to the siracha....I hate that stuff.
Are there any other half dead player races other than Dhampir, I have ideas for recreating the Crow for Pathfinder.
Yes! A promotion. :)
But you misunderstand my protest was to the siracha....I hate that stuff.
;_;
I'm going to need you to turn in your stool badge.
But why, Mistress? :(
|
|
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
Are there any other half dead player races other than Dhampir, I have ideas for recreating the Crow for Pathfinder.
I've always liked the Gheden template from 3.5.
Basically they're created when resurrections go wrong or if a pregnant woman was killed or zombified but still managed to give birth.
Because I love Siracha.But why, Mistress? :(Yes! A promotion. :)
But you misunderstand my protest was to the siracha....I hate that stuff.
;_;
I'm going to need you to turn in your stool badge.
But the fact that I don't like Siracha just means there is more for you...I mean you wouldn't want waste it on a stool, Mistress?
|
|
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
But the fact that I don't like Siracha just means there is more for you...I mean you wouldn't want waste it on a stool, Mistress?Because I love Siracha.But why, Mistress? :(Yes! A promotion. :)
But you misunderstand my protest was to the siracha....I hate that stuff.
;_;
I'm going to need you to turn in your stool badge.
Hey! If I want to pour Siracha on my stool and lick it off that is MY choice.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
Hey! If I want to pour Siracha on my stool and lick it off that is MY choice.But the fact that I don't like Siracha just means there is more for you...I mean you wouldn't want waste it on a stool, Mistress?Because I love Siracha.But why, Mistress? :(Yes! A promotion. :)
But you misunderstand my protest was to the siracha....I hate that stuff.
;_;
I'm going to need you to turn in your stool badge.
Well that is completely different....and have no problems with that use.
Just be glad it isn't tabasco, John.
Stools don't have fire resistance.
|
|
Well that is completely different....and have no problems with that use.Hey! If I want to pour Siracha on my stool and lick it off that is MY choice.But the fact that I don't like Siracha just means there is more for you...I mean you wouldn't want waste it on a stool, Mistress?Because I love Siracha.But why, Mistress? :(Yes! A promotion. :)
But you misunderstand my protest was to the siracha....I hate that stuff.
;_;
I'm going to need you to turn in your stool badge.
Good.
It's good for teaching people a lesson.
He worked as a chef in a hospital.
Every now and then he and his staff would make crunchy ragout balls.
They're snacks you deep fry.
They had to let them cool down a bit, before sending them to the patients.
However other non-kitchen staff were like 'oh, snacks *yoink*', when they walked by. This ticked off the kitchen staff, and so they took a medical needle from storage and made a special smaller plate full of the snacks.
They injected shots of tabasco into them, while placing the ones for the patients in a safe place.
:)
I tested it once - put a tiny drop on the tip of my finger and just touched my tongue to it.
Like putting your tongue in a match flame
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
Just be glad it isn't tabasco, John.
Stools don't have fire resistance.
*thinks for a bit*
I don't think I've ever had Tabasco. What's it like? Aside from hot.
It's very, very hot. It comes in tiny little bottles, and you don't pour it over things or use it as a dip - the idea is you employ it in small quantities as a seasoning. Unless you're using it for furniture discipline, of course.
|
|
It's very, very hot. It comes in tiny little bottles, and you don't pour it over things or use it as a dip - the idea is you employ it in small quantities as a seasoning. Unless you're using it for furniture discipline, of course.Just be glad it isn't tabasco, John.
Stools don't have fire resistance.
*thinks for a bit*
I don't think I've ever had Tabasco. What's it like? Aside from hot.
Good to know.
| 3 people marked this as a favorite. |
I have a brother, he poured half a bottle on his taco salad, once.
It's exactly like the cartoons. Exactly.