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HA! Yeah, isn't it grea-

*darted, bucketed, unconscious*


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Well now, not many of the goblins awake anymore. And Rysky went into the soundproof office...

*grins maliciously*

How about a game of decorate the drunk, Sissyl? Why, that's brilliant, dear Sissyl!

*takes out a magic marker*

*writes down the text of Glubbo the happy goblin goes boink ALL over Captain Killjoy's and Vingorg's bodies. Well, the places of their bodies not covered with clothes. There are limits.*


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*Walks in, carrying tattoo gun*

"Oh my, I certainly hope I'm not careless enough to leave *this* here. Who knows what might happen?"

*Drops tattoo gun next to Sissyl. Walks out*


Oh, how careless...

*thinks and is severely tempted*

No. My aim was to scare them, not torture them forever.

*adds the complete alphabet to both their foreheads using the magic marker*

*sets up a mirror in the room for when they wake up*

Let's hope Glubbo doesn't come here and wreck the mirror...


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In the interest of fairness and journalistic objectivity, I should mention that Captain Killjoy frequently smashes mirrors in his efforts to slay the "imposter" hiding on the other side...

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Cole Deschain wrote:
In the interest of fairness and journalistic objectivity, I should mention that Captain Killjoy frequently smashes mirrors in his efforts to slay the "imposter" hiding on the other side...

... ima gonna need more popcorn.


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Rysky wrote:
Cole Deschain wrote:
In the interest of fairness and journalistic objectivity, I should mention that Captain Killjoy frequently smashes mirrors in his efforts to slay the "imposter" hiding on the other side...
... ima gonna need more popcorn.

Rats! I knew I forgot something...

*leaves thread in a hurry in case Rysky notices*

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Cole Deschain wrote:
In the interest of fairness and journalistic objectivity, I should mention that Captain Killjoy frequently smashes mirrors in his efforts to slay the "imposter" hiding on the other side...
... ima gonna need more popcorn.

Rats! I knew I forgot something...

*leaves thread in a hurry in case Rysky notices*

*arches eyebrow*

He's lucky he's cute.


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Okay, Kantaria is a town that needs to feel Tammy's pain.

Any town with someone named Pious Pete needs to burn, deeply.


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Stabbyface looks up from the spellbook he was licking, eyes sparkling with joy

Stabbyface burnses now?


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At the mere mention of fire, he sits bolt upright,popcorn bucket askew.

BURN! DESTROY! SPINDLE! FOLD! MUTILATE!

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Tammerine "Tammy" Dragontoe wrote:

Okay, Kantaria is a town that needs to feel Tammy's pain.

Any town with someone named Pious Pete needs to burn, deeply.

Wow, seriously?


Yes, he's a (non drunk) vagabond that gives tours of Iomedae's former earthly home.

Honestly, the place needs to burn.

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Tammerine "Tammy" Dragontoe wrote:

Yes, he's a (non drunk) vagabond that gives tours of Iomedae's former earthly home.

Honestly, the place needs to burn.

*pinches nose*

*hands Tammy a gallon of alchemist's fire*

Knock yourself out.


*contributes sixteen fire bombs from Dark heresy equipment tables*

Enjoy =)


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*whispers to his Goblin alias that Kantarians were the ones who wrote those nasty words on his face*

Aaaaaaand look at him go. Oooo, dear, that's gonna leave a mark...


My next foray into villainous character creation will be my iconic Murderhobo Pepe.

I was thinking Swashbuckler, but if you (or anyone) have better ideas, by all means.


How about Duke von Murderhobo.

Anyway.... Rysky, have you ever played X-Com, enemy unknown/within, or X-Com 2?

If yes to either, what's your favorite party setup?

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Pepe, Murderhobo Professionnel wrote:

My next foray into villainous character creation will be my iconic Murderhobo Pepe.

I was thinking Swashbuckler, but if you (or anyone) have better ideas, by all means.

Vigilante looks like a lot of fun.

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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

How about Duke von Murderhobo.

Anyway.... Rysky, have you ever played X-Com, enemy unknown/within, or X-Com 2?

If yes to either, what's your favorite party setup?

I don't think that's a class.

Nope and nope, sorry. I know they exist but haven't played either, don't really have an interest, especially since apparently the latest overrides the other games endings and had the aliens win or something?

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How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

Spoiler:
And should I be sharing it here too? :D


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I'm still not quite sure about Ultimate Intrigue and the Vigilante.

I'll probably get it, but not for awhile.

We'll see, maybe around Christmas. :-)


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Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

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They really need a way to favorite PM, it's the only way to know for sure.

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Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

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When you have a feeling it's inappropriate or the other person says so.

And yes. Or you can PM me :3

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captain yesterday wrote:

I'm still not quite sure about Ultimate Intrigue and the Vigilante.

I'll probably get it, but not for awhile.

We'll see, maybe around Christmas. :-)

It's really fun ^w^

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captain yesterday wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

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They really need a way to favorite PM, it's the only way to know for sure.

*nods*

That or stack the conversations like RPoL or Gmail does so they're easier to keep track of. I've got a lot of RP I love in there that will probably take me days to find if I look for it :(


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Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

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If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.

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Limeylongears wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

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If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.

I have TWO hands for a reason!


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Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

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If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.
I have TWO hands for a reason!

Yes, but remember the off-hand TWW penalty!


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Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

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If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.
I have TWO hands for a reason!
Yes, but remember the off-hand TWW penalty!

That is watt auto-collect is maid four. :p


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Number of hands available varies with the use of equipment. With fluff added, it can even be comfortable.


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Limeylongears wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

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If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.

Or they keep forgetting to recharge the battery. ≧◡≦

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Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

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If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.
I have TWO hands for a reason!
Yes, but remember the off-hand TWW penalty!

I don't have an "off-hand". Or foot. Or tail.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

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If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.
Or they keep forgetting to recharge the battery. ≧◡≦

Oh, yeah, that is a bummer. Why I don't really use thing with batteries anymore.

A f@*$-machine though would definitely be fun to try out though.


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Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

** spoiler omitted **

If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.
Or they keep forgetting to recharge the battery. ≧◡≦

Oh, yeah, that is a bummer. Why I don't really use thing with batteries anymore.

A f$**-machine though would definitely be fun to try out though.

Lube is your friend...


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Limeylongears wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

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If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.
I have TWO hands for a reason!
Yes, but remember the off-hand TWW penalty!

I need both hands personally.


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Sissyl wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

** spoiler omitted **

If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.
Or they keep forgetting to recharge the battery. ≧◡≦

Oh, yeah, that is a bummer. Why I don't really use thing with batteries anymore.

A f$**-machine though would definitely be fun to try out though.

Lube is your friend...

Most succubi lairs have a pet gelatinous lube.

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Sissyl wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

** spoiler omitted **

If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.
Or they keep forgetting to recharge the battery. ≧◡≦

Oh, yeah, that is a bummer. Why I don't really use thing with batteries anymore.

A f$**-machine though would definitely be fun to try out though.

Lube is your friend...

Fact.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Kalindlara wrote:

How much porn can you PM someone before it becomes inappropriate?

** spoiler omitted **

If they stop replying, assume it's due to severe wrist strain and give it a rest for a bit.
Or they keep forgetting to recharge the battery. ≧◡≦

Oh, yeah, that is a bummer. Why I don't really use thing with batteries anymore.

A f$**-machine though would definitely be fun to try out though.

Lube is your friend...
Most succubi lairs have a pet gelatinous lube.

Also fact.


Real succubi use steam-powered sex toys. :-)


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There's an episode of Quickdraw where the brothel owner decides to retire and she starts giving away all her steam powered toys to her top gal.


Sissyl wrote:
Real succubi use steam-powered sex toys. :-)

Those actually existed...

Scroll down to 1873.

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Sissyl wrote:
Real succubi use steam-powered sex toys. :-)

Eh, never been that big on Steampunk.

Mmm, Steampunk Succubi...

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captain yesterday wrote:
There's an episode of Quickdraw where the brothel owner decides to retire and she starts giving away all her steam powered toys to her top gal.

Nice boss :3

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Limeylongears wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Real succubi use steam-powered sex toys. :-)

Those actually existed...

Scroll down to 1873.

...


Manley Waxface, Demodand Tiefling Alchemist.

A former nobleman, his heritage was discovered in an unfortunate beard waxing accident.

Thoughts?

Also, are you surprised this the only Lemure avatar I found in a quick search.

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Manley Waxface wrote:

Manley Waxface, Demodand Tiefling Alchemist.

A former nobleman, his heritage was discovered in an unfortunate beard waxing accident.

Thoughts?

Also, are you surprised this the only Lemure avatar I found in a quick search.

Ooh, that'd be a fun slip n slide.

Um, no? *shrugs*


Manley Waxface wrote:

Manley Waxface, Demodand Tiefling Alchemist.

A former nobleman, his heritage was discovered in an unfortunate beard waxing accident.

Thoughts?

He needs an associate named Hedley Lemurre. It's not Hedy, it's Hedley.

Hunto only pawn... in game of life.


Surely THE BLUE PUGWHAMPHO!! is nobody's pawn!


The BLUE PUGWHAMPHO perhaps, but Hunt is just a lowly, mild mannered minion.

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