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Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
So what do you think of Ultimate Intrigue?

I was pleasantly surprised with it ^w^

Really liking the Avenger specialized Vigilante.


I'm eagerly awaiting a copy myself. Though I picked up a gift for my GM today. We're currently nearing the end of pt 5 of Legacy of Fire, and I got him Moonscar - a module with a High Level Succubus enemy, on the moon. It ought to be fun when we get there.

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GreenDragon1133 wrote:
I'm eagerly awaiting a copy myself. Though I picked up a gift for my GM today. We're currently nearing the end of pt 5 of Legacy of Fire, and I got him Moonscar - a module with a High Level Succubus enemy, on the moon. It ought to be fun when we get there.

Aww, that's really nice of you ^w^

Alas, I've never gotten to play it, or any other high level game. But I have indeed heard it is fun.

Tropical Succubi kingdom on the dark of the moon! What's not to like?

Needs more Acavna references and shout outs though :(


Rysky wrote:
GreenDragon1133 wrote:
I'm eagerly awaiting a copy myself. Though I picked up a gift for my GM today. We're currently nearing the end of pt 5 of Legacy of Fire, and I got him Moonscar - a module with a High Level Succubus enemy, on the moon. It ought to be fun when we get there.

Aww, that's really nice of you ^w^

Alas, I've never gotten to play it, or any other high level game. But I have indeed heard it is fun.

Tropical Succubi kingdom on the dark of the moon! What's not to like?

Needs more Acavna references and shout outs though :(

Its a gift that keeps on giving. I buy it. He runs it. I get to play it.

And he was cackling insanely while skimming it. I might need to be worried.

Silver Crusade

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GreenDragon1133 wrote:
Rysky wrote:
GreenDragon1133 wrote:
I'm eagerly awaiting a copy myself. Though I picked up a gift for my GM today. We're currently nearing the end of pt 5 of Legacy of Fire, and I got him Moonscar - a module with a High Level Succubus enemy, on the moon. It ought to be fun when we get there.

Aww, that's really nice of you ^w^

Alas, I've never gotten to play it, or any other high level game. But I have indeed heard it is fun.

Tropical Succubi kingdom on the dark of the moon! What's not to like?

Needs more Acavna references and shout outs though :(

Its a gift that keeps on giving. I buy it. He runs it. I get to play it.

And he was cackling insanely while skimming it. I might need to be worried.

works out perfectly!

And nah, you're fine, just think of all the Succubi!


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Rysky wrote:
GreenDragon1133 wrote:
Rysky wrote:
GreenDragon1133 wrote:
I'm eagerly awaiting a copy myself. Though I picked up a gift for my GM today. We're currently nearing the end of pt 5 of Legacy of Fire, and I got him Moonscar - a module with a High Level Succubus enemy, on the moon. It ought to be fun when we get there.

Aww, that's really nice of you ^w^

Alas, I've never gotten to play it, or any other high level game. But I have indeed heard it is fun.

Tropical Succubi kingdom on the dark of the moon! What's not to like?

Needs more Acavna references and shout outs though :(

Its a gift that keeps on giving. I buy it. He runs it. I get to play it.

And he was cackling insanely while skimming it. I might need to be worried.

works out perfectly!

And nah, you're fine, just think of all the Succubi!

*ears perk up*

Dealing with succubi on the moon?

*rummages through haversack*

Tired of feeling listless and drained of life after frolicking with your favorite lust demon? Worried that your cracked and rapidly aging hide will grate against her smooth skin? Well step right up and get Master Pugwampi's Sure Fire Succubus Balm! This cream will smooth out that skin so all the energy draining and life sucking kisses and caresses won't mark you at all! You will look your pristine self right up until you drop! Made from aloe, the tears of widows, spider...um...stuff, and many other unpronounceable ingredients! Some represented only by an elder rune! Only 10 pp a dose! A real bargain! Get it today!

Possible side effects include hair loss, jaundice, increased susceptibility to energy drain, thickening nose hair, and sudden urges to slap people with fish. Consult your local gremlin union affiliate should any of these occur to brighten their day with a good laugh.

Silver Crusade

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
GreenDragon1133 wrote:
Rysky wrote:
GreenDragon1133 wrote:
I'm eagerly awaiting a copy myself. Though I picked up a gift for my GM today. We're currently nearing the end of pt 5 of Legacy of Fire, and I got him Moonscar - a module with a High Level Succubus enemy, on the moon. It ought to be fun when we get there.

Aww, that's really nice of you ^w^

Alas, I've never gotten to play it, or any other high level game. But I have indeed heard it is fun.

Tropical Succubi kingdom on the dark of the moon! What's not to like?

Needs more Acavna references and shout outs though :(

Its a gift that keeps on giving. I buy it. He runs it. I get to play it.

And he was cackling insanely while skimming it. I might need to be worried.

works out perfectly!

And nah, you're fine, just think of all the Succubi!

*ears perk up*

Dealing with succubi on the moon?

*rummages through haversack*

Tired of feeling listless and drained of life after frolicking with your favorite lust demon? Worried that your cracked and rapidly aging hide will grate against her smooth skin? Well step right up and get Master Pugwampi's Sure Fire Succubus Balm! This cream will smooth out that skin so all the energy draining and life sucking kisses and caresses won't mark you at all! You will look your pristine self right up until you drop! Made from aloe, the tears of widows, spider...um...stuff, and many other unpronounceable ingredients! Some represented only by an elder rune! Only 10 pp a dose! A real bargain! Get it today!

Possible side effects include hair loss, jaundice, increased susceptibility to energy drain, thickening nose hair, and sudden urges to slap people with fish. Consult your local gremlin union affiliate should any of these occur to brighten their day with a good laugh.

Hmm, do you give bulk discounts?


Rysky wrote:
Hmm, do you give bulk discounts?

Only at the 1000 unit level and above. Hunt can only mix so much at any one time.

Silver Crusade

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hmm, do you give bulk discounts?
Only at the 1000 unit level and above. Hunt can only mix so much at any one time.

Hmmmmm.

Will talk to my Finances lady and get back to you.


Have you read Pirate's Prophecy yet?

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Have you read Pirate's Prophecy yet?

No :(

I've built up quite a bit of a backlog, really need to go through those...


Civilized Lich

The potential prospect of my sorcerer's lichdom, in his study.
Your thoughts?

Edit:
If such a lich was to be a placeholder and you as a (if you have a G aligned) PC would encounter this scene, what would your PC do?

Edit #2:
Don't worry JK, there won't be a cat named Flloyd there, for the PCs to abduct.

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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Civilized Lich

The potential prospect of my sorcerer's lichdom, in his study.
Your thoughts?

Edit:
If such a lich was to be a placeholder and you as a (if you have a G aligned) PC would encounter this scene, what would your PC do?

Edit #2:
Don't worry JK, there won't be a cat named Flloyd there, for the PCs to abduct.

Dawww is one of them his familiar?

Probably try to play with one of them :3

Don't f*+! with the kitties.


Why on earth would anyone even consider using peanut butter as an intimate lubricant?

Silver Crusade

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Limeylongears wrote:
Why on earth would anyone even consider using peanut butter as an intimate lubricant?

Because stupid happens.


...yeah, use a STICKY. SUBSTANCE. As a lubricant.

...well, it's at least better than using booze. Or, hell, most things fanfic writers come up with anyway.

Silver Crusade

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Dragoncat wrote:

...yeah, use a STICKY. SUBSTANCE. As a lubricant.

...well, it's at least better than using booze. Or, hell, most things fanfic writers come up with anyway.

Yeah, alcohol on sensitive bits... (Though I do like Wakame Sake).

People, if you haven't had sex, at least do SOME research. Even if you have had sex, do research!


For some weird reason, my brain displayed Wakame as Wasabi.

No people, don't use wasabi as a lubricant XD
Unless you're a japanese hard-core masochist.....

Would there actually be people crazy enough to use it though? :/

Silver Crusade

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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Would there actually be people stupid/crazy enough...

Yes.


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

For some weird reason, my brain displayed Wakame as Wasabi.

No people, don't use wasabi as a lubricant XD
Unless you're a japanese hard-core masochist.....

Would there actually be people crazy enough to use it though? :/

As I recall, wasabi burns on fingers. I couldn't imagine putting it somewhere sensitive.


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Has Wrath of Thrune improved your outlook on Hell's Vengeance so far.


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Accidentally got a bit of Tiger's balm down there, once.

It was... different.


Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
So what is your poison?

Um, Green Apple Smirnoff Ice.

If that meant what I think it meant.

That is what I meant by it....

My favorite is Ginger Ale + Spiced Rum( like Captain Morgan or Sailor Jack).

So why do you have such a back log of books to read? What( or who) is keeping you busy?

Silver Crusade

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GreenDragon1133 wrote:
The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

For some weird reason, my brain displayed Wakame as Wasabi.

No people, don't use wasabi as a lubricant XD
Unless you're a japanese hard-core masochist.....

Would there actually be people crazy enough to use it though? :/

As I recall, wasabi burns on fingers. I couldn't imagine putting it somewhere sensitive.

I believe, and this may as well be an urban myth, that in certain South American countries ages ago that applying Habanero juices to sensitive parts was a form of punishment.

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captain yesterday wrote:
Has Wrath of Thrune improved your outlook on Hell's Vengeance so far.

Haven't really got a chance to read it, been too engrossed with Ultimate Intrigue and Inner Sea Faiths :3

Silver Crusade

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captain yesterday wrote:

Accidentally got a bit of Tiger's balm down there, once.

It was... different.

I'd offer to kiss it and make it better but I'm afraid that would only exacerbate the... different.

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
So what is your poison?

Um, Green Apple Smirnoff Ice.

If that meant what I think it meant.

That is what I meant by it....

My favorite is Ginger Ale + Spiced Rum( like Captain Morgan or Sailor Jack).

So why do you have such a back log of books to read? What( or who) is keeping you busy?

Hm, can't remember if I've ever had spiced rum or not.

It's the opposite of busy, I just don't have the drive to do anything, and in my free time I've just been sleeping more and more.


Wasabi is not painful on skin. That said, getting it on sensitive areas is probably no fun at all.

Silver Crusade

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Sissyl wrote:
Wasabi is not painful on skin. That said, getting it on sensitive areas is probably no fun at all.

Good to know.

Does parasite munch area count as "sensitive"?


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Well, don't put wasabi in your nose, eyes, armpits or between your legs and you are probably good to go. I am not certain about tails, wings, horns, hooves or, indeed, what you mean by "parasite munch area" other than that it makes me feel a bit uneasy. :-)

Silver Crusade

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Sissyl wrote:
Well, don't put wasabi in your nose, eyes, armpits or between your legs and you are probably good to go. I am not certain about tails, wings, horns, hooves or, indeed, what you mean by "parasite munch area" other than that it makes me feel a bit uneasy. :-)

Just trying to help a, uh, friend :3


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Rysky wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Well, don't put wasabi in your nose, eyes, armpits or between your legs and you are probably good to go. I am not certain about tails, wings, horns, hooves or, indeed, what you mean by "parasite munch area" other than that it makes me feel a bit uneasy. :-)
Just trying to help a, uh, friend :3

That's what SHE said!

>:P

Silver Crusade

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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Well, don't put wasabi in your nose, eyes, armpits or between your legs and you are probably good to go. I am not certain about tails, wings, horns, hooves or, indeed, what you mean by "parasite munch area" other than that it makes me feel a bit uneasy. :-)
Just trying to help a, uh, friend :3

That's what SHE said!

>:P

*blink*

Sissyl did say that.


No...you see it's...I mean...

*sigh*

Forget it. I'm out of here.

*leaves thread shaking his head*

Silver Crusade

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

No...you see it's...I mean...

*sigh*

Forget it. I'm out of here.

*leaves thread shaking his head*

*pats poor overachieving Wumpums on the head*


VICTORY!!!!


DRIVE THE MISCREANT FROM OUR MIDSTS!

...or is that 'mists'? Being illiterate, I can never tell...


Does it matter?!


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Well, yes, if we want our message to come across clearly...

...of course we could always just stab people: very clear message and a lot more amusing...

Forget what I just said!

>:D


THE THREAD IS OURS!!! BURN EVERYTHING!!!


HUZZAHHHH!

Silver Crusade

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Ugh, they're breeding.

*readies spray bottle*

Shoo, shoo.

*spritzes*


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THE IMPERIAL GOBLIN NAVY FEARS NO SPRITZING!

Silver Crusade

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Habenaro juice tells me otherwise.

*spritzes Captain Killjoy right in the eyes*


Stabbyface does, the Paladins's sprays me when I makeses shrines to mother monster mother outs of sticks, and squirrelses at the orphanage.


IT BURNS ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS THAN MY DISAPPOINTMENT AT HAVING NO SHIPS AND BEING BASED HUNDREDS OF MILES FROM THE COAST!

Silver Crusade

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Stabbyface, Orphaned Goblin wrote:
Stabbyface does, the Paladins's sprays me when I makeses shrines to mother monster mother outs of sticks, and squirrelses at the orphanage.

Leave out the Squirrels and the Paladin should stop.

Silver Crusade

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Captain Killjoy wrote:
IT BURNS ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS THAN MY DISAPPOINTMENT AT HAVING NO SHIPS AND BEING BASED HUNDREDS OF MILES FROM THE COAST!

Then you should head back to the coast and reclaim your ships. Or someone else's. I don't care.

*continues spritzing*


Dear Rysky, you really have to know how to handle goblins. Allow me to demontrate.

Captain Killjoy? Oh, by the way, is that Killjoy with one or two L's? I had a present for you.

*hands the goblin captain a brightly coloured book titled "Glubbo the happy goblin goes boink!"*

Do you see how happy Glubbo is when he's reading? Wouldn't you want to be as happy as him? Come, read it with me...


Bah! THE IMPERIAL GOBLIN NAVY ALSO HAS NO FEAR OF LITERACY!

Mostly because we don't really grasp the concept... I mean, YOU can lose the words out of your heads if you want, but...

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