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232. Wizard's First Rule

233. That. Fecking. DRESS.
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234. The Great Regression.

0. Wrathack is the reason we can't have nice things. RAW

235. Babaji keeps spamming the sections we want to visit.
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236. The Fiend Fantastic's beard - you're gonna poke somebody's eye out with that thing someday!

237. The Sun. (damn UV rays)
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People whose name begins with 'I'm hiding'!
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239. Missing out the number 238!

240: Lactose intolerance.
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241: A crippling lugnut shortage.

242: An incompetent government of robot elders.

243. A competent government of robot elders

244. A incompetent government of robot elder gods

243. A competent government of robot elder gods
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246. Typos.

247. Hodor
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248. krevon's chronic allergies.

249. Something bigger and hairier.

Krevon, no hodoring.
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250. Kender.

251. Seriously: Kender.

252. Badly scripted NPCs

253. Excellent scripted NPCs who we cannot kill with fire because it is not in the script.
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254. Wizards of the Coast owns it and won't share.

255. It's not in the canon.
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256. Rob Liefeld.
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257. Our hands were sculpted out of fine cheese.

258. All your slots are occupied by big 6 items that only boost attributes. Seriously, there are about 10 topics solving this.
259. The local gamestores and bookstores are not carrying the full line of Pathfinder books. I'm looking at you Alternate Universe in Norristown Pa.

260. The "artwork" of Greg Land.

261. Retcon
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262. Comics that get rebooted.
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263. The Law of Conservation of Mass-Energy.
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264. Gnomes, plain and simple

What a coincidence...
265. Gnome haters.
266. Elf haters.
267. Dwarf Haters.
268. Halfling Haters(except for Kender)
269. Rogues who steal from their fellow party members.
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270. Bean-counters.

271. Vampires inspired by Sesame Street (how many ways vill I kill you? Vun! Ah, ah ah...)

272: Vampires inspired by -That Woman-.

273. Kender.
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274. The Sylph flies away with the princess!
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275. People who hate the fighter class.

276. People who play melee characters as mindless murderhobo drones.
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277. Previously mentioned murderhobo is literally a homeless character that doesn't bathe unless if forced to..... Then instigates a riot because they did make him bathe.....

Arthus storms off to take care of his farm outside of town.
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278. Vampires inspired by cereal box mascots.

279. Cereal killers.

280. Alignment threads.

281. Dark Side Points
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282. Wiseguys trying to "Bring balance to the Force"

283. Open faced club sandwiches.

284. Club sandwich with a small club in it.
Also any other literal puns that are otherwise useless.
285. A spiritual weapon that goes right through things because it's a ghost.

286. As a player, the GM's flawless dice.

287. Heartless megacorps that close good games and try to force you to play sucky games. Over on Facebook Pyramid Valley is being cancelled. You will never get to experience one of the greatest games ever. :(
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289. 288 was a nice thing, but my inability to type the number eight prevents you from experiencing both IT and the dry, sardonic wit this reason was supposed to be.

270. The amount of logical contradictions in #288 and #289

291. People not keeping count of the actual count. ^
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