Build-A-Bear's Nightmare reporting in.
Request permission to release the "When I Was Your Age" and "Back In My Day" bombs.
HYPERACTIVE MAMMALIAN CHECKING IN ON USE OF W.M.D.S DO YOU HAVE SENATE APPROVAL......REPEAT DO YOU HAVE SENATE APPROVAL!!!
Oldie McOldson, this is Dingle-Tingle. The Secretary has approved your run, and may god have mercy on your soul.
* releases bombs and watches as the surviving whippersnappers run away in terror *
Springfield Retirement Castle reporting success. Requesting cleanup from Huff and Puff.
Watch your six, Springfield Retirement Castle! Those dang kids sent in reinforcements, and they're playing that newfangled dance music that makes no sense!
Build-A-Bear's Nightmare launching attack upon reinforcements. Things are about to get messy...
For them!
Thos is FREEDOM EAGLE LIBERTY SQUADRON! Requesting permission to bomb... er, I mean, liberate the enemies, over!
FREEDOM EAGLE LIBERTY, this is Mom's Mighty Latte. You are clear for liberation. I repeat, you are clear for liberation.
Build-A-Bear's Nightmare reporting successful elimination of whippersnappers upon lawn. Requesting new target.
Mom's Mighty Latte, requesting clearance for initiating operation Utterly Excessive Firepower.
Panther Wing: mark ten seconds until a Vulgar Display of Power.
Green Eater standing by.
Mom's Mighty Latte to Green Eater, good to hear you.
Moth Regiment checking in from the future to warn you about the battle—are those doughnuts? Mmmmchewchewchewmmm...your attack...mmmphchewchewchewmmm...casualties...mmmchewchewchewmmm...need a bigger boat...mmmphchewchewchew...
Mom's Mighty Latte has formed the torso!
This is Government spending! Clocking in!
This unit is willing to form the ass
Mom's Mighty Latte to Government Spending: Good to have you on board! Aaaand we're connected!
Just truly amazed this thread went 5 pages... standing by.
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SMASH LEADER, ALREADY RAGELANCEPOUNCE TARGET, AM HEADING HOME.
SKY BATTLE AM OVER, BARBARIAN AM WINNER.
Third Horse of the Apocalypse standing by.
Mom's Mighty Latte to The Incredible Machine and Government Spending: We seem to be out of primary targets. Rerouting to match secondary and tertiary targets instead. Oh, and we still need those lymphatics.
Government spending requesting permission to cut the red tape and the cheese
Green Eater here. Uh, negatory on the cutting of the cheese. You are all clear for cutting the red tape. Do you copy? Over.
Mom's Mighty Latte to Striped Wing: Good to see you. Did you get a visual on tertiary targets, over?
