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"Not Today" (return from the dead)
"Not Anytime Soon" (return from the dead 3 times)
"Not In This Lifetime" (return from the dead 5 times)
"Schrodinger's Cat" (return from the dead 9 times)
"Time Lord" (return from the dead 12 times)
"Too _____ To Die" (return from the dead 25 times)
"You Call It Hell, I Call It 'Time-Out'" (return from the dead 50 times)
"Kenny" (return from the dead 75 times)
"The Nameless One" (return from the dead 100 times)
"Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home" (refuse resurrection, stay permanently dead)
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![Leonard Kriegler](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9533-Leonard.jpg)
Is this whole thing tongue-in-cheek or is there a mechanic for pulling these off? Like should I incentivize my players to Castlevania by offering them full healing at the end of the scene or something? I suppose if they're pulling off that achievement the healing should be a floating heart symbol in mid-air once the BBEG is defeated; they need to jump into it or whip it to collect the HPs.
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![Vigliv](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9072-Vigliv_500.jpeg)
Is this whole thing tongue-in-cheek or is there a mechanic for pulling these off? Like should I incentivize my players to Castlevania by offering them full healing at the end of the scene or something? I suppose if they're pulling off that achievement the healing should be a floating heart symbol in mid-air once the BBEG is defeated; they need to jump into it or whip it to collect the HPs.
I'm just being silly. I put it there because my investigator had both a whip and a vial of holy water in her hands at the same time and I thought holy crap I am totally rocking the Belmont style.
Sadly I wasn't doing damage with the whip, just tripping, but the holy water came in handy for killing one apocalypse zombie and doing one damage to another which then took 21 HP of damage from the bloodrager. For those that don't know the bestiary they have 22 HP. Speaking of which.
Chips Ahoy! - Deal out a tiny amount of chip damage to an enemy and have it be the deciding factor for bringing an enemy to 0 HP or below before your next round.
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![Naazza](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9526-Satyr.jpg)
Jus' say "AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH": Beat the snot out of or kill 5 drug dealers.
I do not call that much of an argument: As a non-believer in any gods, survive an attack by one.
There are not 2,300,009 invisible bloodsucking vampire ghosts: Weaken an opposing army by spreading lies and disinformation among the ranks.
Iron enough to make a nail: Create a new body for yourself.
Rule No. 1: Beat someone two age categories younger than yourself.
If you don't understand it, it's because they're all references to one piece of media. If you do get, you are awesome.
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Not an Orphan
Created a PC whose parents weren't tragically killed.
Let's see...one still alive and one dead because of illness, both still alive, both still alive and complete a@@#!*$s, one died giving birth other is a racist d-%k, both still alive, both still alive, one alive and safe the other either dead or captured by the GM...dear gods how have I gone this long without making an orphan?!
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![Taergan Flinn](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9544-Taergan_90.jpeg)
Oops... Instigate a conflict where you suffer no penalty or punishment, but your allies do.
Fisticuffs While you do not have the improved unarmed strike feat, win a battle against an armed enemy of level appropriate CR, while making unarmed strikes.
Pimping Arrange for a fellow PC to have a sexual experience.
All of these were unlocked by me during our Wyrmwood Mutiny game last Monday.
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From something that actually happened in one of my 1-sthot convention games:
I'm just that Charming: Seduce the BBEG at the end of the module.
the PC used a simple Charm Person spell and I rolled a 1 on the save... Talk about anticlimactic end to a module.
Just because they like you doesn't mean their machinations are stopped.
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Liranys wrote:Just because they like you doesn't mean their machinations are stopped.From something that actually happened in one of my 1-sthot convention games:
I'm just that Charming: Seduce the BBEG at the end of the module.
the PC used a simple Charm Person spell and I rolled a 1 on the save... Talk about anticlimactic end to a module.
"Because you are my friend, I will wait for you to move out of the way before I activate the Doom Cannon."
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Loren Pechtel wrote:"Because you are my friend, I will wait for you to move out of the way before I activate the Doom Cannon."Liranys wrote:Just because they like you doesn't mean their machinations are stopped.From something that actually happened in one of my 1-sthot convention games:
I'm just that Charming: Seduce the BBEG at the end of the module.
the PC used a simple Charm Person spell and I rolled a 1 on the save... Talk about anticlimactic end to a module.
Doom might not even do that.
"Because you are Doom's friend, he will honor your sacrifice forevermore. A Latverian holiday will be named for you.
"FIRE!!"
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Yes, but the PC's description of what he was attempting and the fact that he not only used charm person but was spouting pickup lines at the female BBEG and his PC was male and a Bard....
If I hadn't rolled a 1, I wouldn't have gone with it, but it was too funny to pass up. And everyone at the table was dying of laughter.
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Yes, but the PC's description of what he was attempting and the fact that he not only used charm person but was spouting pickup lines at the female BBEG and his PC was male and a Bard....
If I hadn't rolled a 1, I wouldn't have gone with it, but it was too funny to pass up. And everyone at the table was dying of laughter.
Awesome.
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Out With a Bang
Die from a succubus's energy drain. (In exactly that way.)
Go Go Power Wizards
Get a Colossal construct to fight a kaiju.
Whacked 'Em All
Kill one of every creature in the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Bestiary.
Thou Art a Smite-Meister
Kill one of every creature in all four Bestiaries.
Scroll of Genocide
Kill enough of one creature to drive it to extinction.
Blessed Scroll of Genocide
Kill enough of one creature type to drive it to extinction.
Killin' Ain't Easy
A ranger in your party has to retrain a favored enemy because of the Scroll of Genocide achievements.
It's Not Throat Cancer
Earn twenty levels of the vigilante class.
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Jaelithe wrote:Nice turnaround there ... except I'd call that a ruddy nightmare!Dawg Has His Day: And then recover to nail each in turn and have them fighting over him for the rest of the campaign.
[Hey ... it's fantasy, remember?]
Aaaah, that's what they all say, until the ruddy ... er, rutting begins.