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I love the idea and I'm sure my players would, too!
Did anyone get around compiling some into a pdf for printing as a handout?
Yes, PM me your email and I'll send you the one I have. It's entertaining. I generally print them out and laminate them, punch a hole and hand the players a keyring to put them on
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Sir Hickenheim Olgenford Winthrop Galadeir McPharny XIV, Last Glorious Heir To The Opalescent Throne Of The Majestic House Spaggendeer Of The Land Of Xorgil, Where The Will Of The Mahogany Xylophone Reigns Supreme: Play a noble character with a ridiculously long name
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I SHIP IT!!!: Marry an NPC after completing the adventure??????
Eh, ship happens (not sure if the AMV is cool to post on these boards).
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No One Expects The...: Kill an enemy with an improvised weapon
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Can't You Play an Elf Like a Normal Human Being?
Replace one race's entire set of default racial traits with alternate racial traits.
Didn't Think This Through
Take on an enemy with a CR at least three higher than your character level by yourself and lose.
Golf Bag Full of Weapons
Become proficient with every simple and martial weapon, and five exotic weapons.
Holy Crap Your Not Serious Are You (2016 Edition)
Take one level each of the alchemist, arcanist, barbarian, bard, bloodrager, brawler, cavalier, cleric, druid, fighter, gunslinger, hunter, investigator, inquisitor, kineticist, magus, medium, mesmerist, monk, occultist, oracle, paladin, psychic, ranger, rogue, shaman, skald, slayer, spiritualist, sorcerer, summoner, swashbuckler, vigilante, warpriest, witch, and wizard classes.
How Hard Can CR 1 Creatures Be?
Get killed by an encounter at least three CR lower than your character level.
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Holy Crap Your Not Serious Are You (2016 Edition)
Take one level each of the alchemist, arcanist, barbarian, bard, bloodrager, brawler, cavalier, cleric, druid, fighter, gunslinger, hunter, investigator, inquisitor, kineticist, magus, medium, mesmerist, monk, occultist, oracle, paladin, psychic, ranger, rogue, shaman, skald, slayer, spiritualist, sorcerer, summoner, swashbuckler, vigilante, warpriest, witch, and wizard classes.
Given that (a) it's spelt you're and (b) you'd need to be 36th-level to qualify for this, I'd suggest this instead:
Reach 10th-level by having a single level in ten different base classes.
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Give the GM a week-long migraine by abusing the time-travel device they thoughtlessly gave you.
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Holy Crap Your Not Serious Are You (2016 Edition)
Take one level each of the alchemist, arcanist, barbarian, bard, bloodrager, brawler, cavalier, cleric, druid, fighter, gunslinger, hunter, investigator, inquisitor, kineticist, magus, medium, mesmerist, monk, occultist, oracle, paladin, psychic, ranger, rogue, shaman, skald, slayer, spiritualist, sorcerer, summoner, swashbuckler, vigilante, warpriest, witch, and wizard classes.Given that (a) it's spelt you're and (b) you'd need to be 36th-level to qualify for this, I'd suggest this instead:
Reach 10th-level by having a single level in ten different base classes.
The misspelling is intentional; the reference was the response someone got from the creator of I Wanna Be the Guy after saying they beat the game on Impossible mode.
(The original version of this achievement was made when the newest true class was the gunslinger, which would put you at nineteenth level. =p)
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Achievements for levels in classes from Paths of prestige
Lord of Swords: take 2 or more levels in Aldori Swordlord
Often Open Third Eye: take 2 or more levels in Arclord of Nex
DAMN YOU PATHFINDER SOCIETY: take 2 or more levels in Aspis Agent
The Smallest of Liberators: take 2 or more levels in Bellflower Tiller
Rip Open The Rifts: take 2 or more levels in BlackFire Adept
Punching the Gates Closed: take 2 or more levels in Brother of The Seal
Enlightenment Acheived: take 2 or more levels in Champion of Irori
Just One Drop...: take 2 or more levels in Daggermark Poisoner
Holy Backstabber: take 2 or more levels in DawnFlower Dissident
The Freedom Phalanx: take 2 or more levels in Golden Legionnaire
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!: take 2 or more levels in Gray Gardener
The Greenest of Faiths: take 2 or more levels in Green Faith Acolyte
Hell Yeah, I Got Magic: take 2 or more levels in Hellknight Signifier
A Longstanding Tradition of Raising The Middle Finger at Liches: take 2 or more levels in Knight of Ozem
Subterranean Exterminator: take 2 or more levels in Lantern Bearer
Spell-Preparation Master: take 2 or more levels in Magaambyan Arcanist
Tamer of Big Mammals: take 2 or more levels in Mammoth Rider
Heir To Somewhere: take 2 or more levels in Noble Scion
Master of The Arena: take 2 or more levels of Pit Fighter
Merchant Lord: take 2 or more levels in Prophet of Kalistrade
Hiding Under The Mask: take 2 or more levels in Razmiran Priest
SHUT THE DAMN DOOR TO HELL ALREADY!: take 2 or more levels in Riftwarden
Boomstick Patrolman: take 2 or more levels in Shieldmarshal
Castle-Hunting Dwarf: take 2 or more levels in Skyseeker
I Know Forensics: take 2 or more levels in Sleepless Detective
Lightning is Rad: take 2 or more levels in Storm Kindler
Inked-Up Arcanist: take 2 or more levels in Tattooed Mystic
Messed-Up Emissary: take 2 or more levels in Umbral Court Agent
The Question Remains, Is It Real?: take 2 or more levels in Veiled Illusionist
Never Gonna Let It Go: take 2 or more levels of Winter Witch
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Never Gonna Give You Up... Carry an intelligent item for the entire campaign and never allow another character to touch it
...Never Gonna Let You Down...: catch another characters as they fall or cast feather fall a total of 20 times on another player
...Never Gonna Run Around...: Don't take the run or double move actions ever for the duration of the entire campaign
...And Desert You...: Spend an every round in a combat adjacent to an ally.
...Never Gonna Say Goodbye...: Meet up with another player after competing the campaign.
...Never Gonna Tell A Lie And Hurt You: Never attempt any bluff or disguise check for the duration of the entire campaign.
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A Lot Of Friends: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have noncombatant followers and cohorts.
Mage's Guildmaster: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have Spellcasting followers and cohorts.
War Leader: take the leadership feat (or any similar feat from the Cohorts & Companions book) and only have followers and cohorts with a base attack bonus equal to their level or proficiency in all martial weapons.
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Open Mouth, Insert Foot: Fail a Diplomacy check at a crucial, campaign-changing moment.
Open Foot, Insert Mouth: Receive an impromptu amputation from something with sharp, pointy teeth.
Must You?: Play a bard and successfully seduce your way to bed with at least three different NPCs.
I Thought You Had It?: Misplace an artifact or other item that you were sent to retrieve.
Did We Forget Something?: Leave a plot-crucial NPC for dead.
Hope They're the Right Ones: Cause a riot by making the townsfolk doubt the power of their god(s).
Painting the Roses Red: Slay a group of nobles in a woodland or garden environment.
That Guy: Arrive to a session with a cheesed-out character.
Anybody Want a Peanut?: Roll a natural 20 on a Perform (oratory) check.
But It's What My Character Would Do!: Avoid having your alignment becoming changed with a well-thought-out argument.
What is That Thing!?: Have three or more of the following: Eldritch Heritage feat, sorcerer's Bloodline feature, alchemist's Mutagen feature, Aberrant Tumor feat, alchemist's Tumor Familiar discovery, summoner's Aspect feature, etc. (I'm sure there are a TON more, but this is the general idea :D)
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There Was Unrest In The Forest, There Was Trouble With The Trees...: Incite a treant war using your Perform skill.
Let Them Eat War!: Start a war using your perform skill.
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Circus Minimus
Win a chariot race in a campaign by being the only remaining competitor.
The End of the Millennium
Your adventuring party is a human fighter/paladin, an elf fighter/cleric, a human sorcerer, and an android gunslinger.
The Fellowship of the... oh, Whatever
Your adventuring party is four halfling rogues, one human wizard, two human fighters, one dwarf fighter, and one elf ranger.
Generations of Doom
Have a campaign go on so long that your characters retire/die and their children take up the campaign.
Hang In There, Baby!
Win a chariot race in a campaign by getting dragged across the finish line by your horses.
Look At Me. Look At Me. I Am the Dungeon Master Now
Usurp the position of Dungeon Master.
Old-School Throwback
Your adventuring party is a human fighter, human rogue, human wizard, human cleric, dwarf fighter, elf magus, and halfling rogue.
Successors of Time
Have a campaign go on for so long that you wind up playing the child of the character you played as in the Generations of Doom achievement.
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I'm Just a Sweet Transvestite - don a girdle of gender
A Mental Mind F~@# Can Be Nice - simultaneously suffer the effects of a deleterious enchantment effect and a deleterious illusion effect
Let's Do the Time Warp Again! - Redo at least one complete round of combat
It's Just a Jump to the Left... - cast ethereal jaunt
...Then a Step to the Right - cast etherealness
You're as Sensual as a Pencil - botch a seduction roll
Give Yourself Over to Absolute Pleasure - willingly couple with a succubus/incubus
I Don't Like Men With Too Many Muscles - inflict at least 6 points of Strength penalty/damage/drain in a single attack
Charles Atlas Seal of Approval - end the campaign with a Strength or Constitution score at least 50% higher (not counting magic items) than it was when you started
Well, You Promise You Won't Tell? - sleep with the BBEG
Time is Fleeting - suffer at least 1 year of unnatural aging
Madness Takes its Toll - inflict at least 6 points of Wisdom penalty/damage/drain in a single attack
I've Got to Keep Control - succeed at a Will save against a mind-affecting effect
Whatever happened to Fay Wray? - get picked up by an enemy at least 3 sizes larger than you
It's Not Easy Having a Good Time - get attacked on your downtime
I Would Like, If I May, to Take You on a Strange Journey - accept an invitation to an adventure from a complete stranger
That's a Rather Tender Subject - engage in cannibalism
Stay Sane Inside Insanity - get through a confusion/insanity effect without getting any of the worst results
Any of You Guys Know How to Madison? - botch a Diplomacy roll against an entire room full of people
My God, I Can't Move My Wheels! - be reduced to a movement speed of 0
What Charming Underclothes - be stripped of all your belongings
Some Kind of Hunting Lodge for Rich Weirdos - the party gains its own keep
You're Lucky, He's Lucky, I'm Lucky, We're All Lucky! - everyone in the party rolls at least one natural '20' over the course of a single session
Enchente. - raise a creature's attitude toward you by at least two steps with a single die roll
I See You Shiver With Antici... - turn someone to stone
...Pation! - restore someone who's been turned to stone
I have gotten everything from I'm Hiding In Your Closet except "That's a Rather Tender Subject" in various games - all of them spring rather quickly to mind, to. Neat.
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Painting the Roses Red: Slay a group of nobles in a woodland or garden environment.
This clearly should be, "Painting the Violets Blue." c'mon man.
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This clearly should be, "Painting the Violets Blue." c'mon man.Painting the Roses Red: Slay a group of nobles in a woodland or garden environment.
Duly noted. Will fix in the errata.
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I Think I Borked It: Have a character slain or rendered obsolete by errata.
EVERYONE WINS!
Can you do that?: Take an unusual path to a prestige class.
Doin' it twice enter a prestige class because you fulfilled the prerequisites by entering another prestige class before
Do it Thrice Have at least 3 prestige classes
It's like reading a list of characters that I'm never allowed to play. :/
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Achievements For Other Planets
Just in case Pathfinder takes you to another world besides Golarion. Or wherever.
Does This Look Infected?
Contract a disease from another planet.
Ieyui Nobomeno, Renmiri Yojuyogo
Worship a deity from another planet.
I've Got a Girl on the Moon, I've Got a Girl on Mars
Have sex with a humanoid from another planet.
No, John, You Are the Zombies
Be the only extraterrestrial in a party of a planet's natives.
No Xenobiological Filter
Suffer from a poison from another planet.
One Small Step For Humanoid
Travel to another planet.
Really Exotic Weapon Proficiency
Become proficient in five weapons of extraterrestrial origin.
Resistance Is Futile
Be the only native in a party of extraterrestrials.
Set Course For Home
You and your entire adventuring party get involuntarily transported to another planet.
Tastes Like Chicken
Eat five distinct foods from another planet.
That's One Ruined Liver
Get stinking drunk from another planet's alcohol.
tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'?
Learn two languages not native to your planet.
Wilma Deering Would Be Proud
Travel to every planet in your local solar system.
You Say Water, I Say Dihydrogen Oxide
Drink five non-alcoholic liquids from another planet.
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You're Perfect!
Get tangled up in the ever growing story web the GM has been building for years.
Trust Issues
Use Touch of Truthtelling or Detect Alignment on another party member.
I Swear I'm not Psychic
As a spontaneous spellcaster have 3 or more "throwaway" spells have a significant role in a battle or the story.
Nothing Better to do
As a PC, make and plan out a castle during adventure downtime.
Totally a Native!
Purchase goods without knowing how to speak the shopkeeper's language.
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What did I start?
Start a contest of the Dwarven Door Game.
What's behind door #3?
Open a door that begins a new encounter while a separate encounter is already under way.
No one ever loses
End a session with the highest running total for the Dwarven Door Game.
You're a hairy wizard
Use magic to open a door while playing the Dwarven Door Game.
Dual-Wielding
Open 2 doors during one turn.
True craftsmanship
Open a door that you made.
Did I do that?
Apologize to your friends for causing a TPK while playing the Dwarven Door Game.
I regret nothing!
Don't apologize to your friends for causing a TPK while playing the Dwarven Door Game.
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What did I start?
Start a contest of the Dwarven Door Game.What's behind door #3?
Open a door that begins a new encounter while a separate encounter is already under way.No one ever loses
End a session with the highest running total for the Dwarven Door Game.You're a hairy wizard
Use magic to open a door while playing the Dwarven Door Game.Dual-Wielding
Open 2 doors during one turn.True craftsmanship
Open a door that you made.Did I do that?
Apologize to your friends for causing a TPK while playing the Dwarven Door Game.I regret nothing!
Don't apologize to your friends for causing a TPK while playing the Dwarven Door Game.
Does shattering a door count as opening it?
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Does shattering a door count as opening it?What did I start?
Start a contest of the Dwarven Door Game.What's behind door #3?
Open a door that begins a new encounter while a separate encounter is already under way.No one ever loses
End a session with the highest running total for the Dwarven Door Game.You're a hairy wizard
Use magic to open a door while playing the Dwarven Door Game.Dual-Wielding
Open 2 doors during one turn.True craftsmanship
Open a door that you made.Did I do that?
Apologize to your friends for causing a TPK while playing the Dwarven Door Game.I regret nothing!
Don't apologize to your friends for causing a TPK while playing the Dwarven Door Game.
Sounds like a qualifier for You're a hairy wizard.
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You Can't Touch This - spend an entire level as a melee class without getting hit in combat
Hammer Time - Kill the BBEG with a non-optimised blunt weapon.
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Don't Get Hot and Flustered - an enemy fails to demoralize you with an Intimidate check
Use a Bit of Mustard - kill a troll/similar regenerating monster with acid
You're a Hot Dog - kill a troll/similar regenerating monster with fire
But You'd Better Not Try to Hurt Her! - use Intimidate against an enemy in a situation where you have no leverage
The Sword of Damocles is Hanging Over My Head! - be crowned King/Queen/Emperor/Empress
He Had a Certain Naïve Charm, But No Muscle! - deliberately get a character killed so you can bring in a new one you like better
Michael Rennie Was Ill the Day the Earth Stood Still - begin the campaign having already taken ability damage
But He Told Us Where We Stand - resist a bull rush attempt
Flash Gordon Was There In Silver Underwear - be the only "futuristic/sci-fi" character in an otherwise "Medieval/Renaissance" party
Claude Raines Was the Invisible Man - spend an entire session separated from the party
Something Went Wrong For Fay Wray and King Kong - botch an attempt to rescue a character from a monster at least 3 size categories larger than they are
They Got Caught In a Celluloid Jam - lose a character because you lost their character sheet, forcing an improvised in-game excuse for their sudden departure
At a Deadly Pace It Came From Outer Space - survive planetfall without a spacesuit or spaceship
This Is How the Message Ran - manage to memorize and recite a summary of every step of your primary quest up until the final part
I...F&+%ing...Hate...CELERY!!! - ruin a dinner party in a spectacular manner
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Delightful Decapitation: Light up your fortress using the skulls of your enemies and continual flame.
Combat Arts and Crafts: Turn something to stone and use it to decorate your fortress.
It's okay if it's a Fiend: Do something horrible to an evil outsider that would have gotten you an alignment check if it were anything else.
I was kind of hoping more people would post here! >.> ;)
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I was kind of hoping more people would post here! >.> ;)
Is there a consolidated list to look through?
I was kind of hoping more people would post here! >.> ;)Is there a consolidated list to look through?
Alas, no - you just gotta page-at-a-time it, as I did and your forefathers before your pretty much just me.
HOLY CARP! THAT'S AWESOME~!
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I AM THE GOD OF WAR: Sucessfully cause the death of an entity at least demon lord status or greater.
Down the Rabbit Hole: Travel to the Firstworld
"How many of those do you have?" "FIFTY!!": Die three times or more in the same combat.
The trail that we Blaze: Get lost doing a survival check but still make more than 300gp before finding the right trail.
I ment to do that...: Kill a non-PC enemy with a natural 1.
To the Pain: sucessfully perform a called shot on every avaible spot except the ears.
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No, it's mine now. Find a way to use a cursed item to your advantage and then refuse to part with it for the entire campaign.
Fear me! End an encounter by causing half or more of the enemies to run away because of what you did to the others instead of rolling an intimidate check.
Too dumb to act stupider Justify any actions with "I have an int of 3".
We regret buying you that book. While outlining any character build, say "then I take an obscure feat from psionics".
Do you know what the chance of that is? Roll 4 ones in a row, declare you have no chance of rolling another, perform your lucky ritual, and then roll another one.
I believe in the power of luck Roll badly for a while, perform some kind of luck ritual, and then start rolling better immediately.
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We regret buying you that book. While outlining any character build, say "then I take an obscure feat frompsionics".
(Ahem: fixed that for you. ;D)
(((The other, other option, of course, is "We regret not knowing the rules of that book. While outlining any character build, say "then I take an obscure feat from psionics".")))
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Fantasy-Western-Cosmic Horror-Politcal Intrigue-Mass Effect 2: Have fun in a setting that, by rights, should be an insane mish-mash of incoherence with no internal logic, but the DM somehow manages to pull off.
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You scratch my back, I scratch your back, you scratch mine again: Apply a debuff thanks to a buff or debuff applied by an ally, then have your ally hit because of tat debuff. (works in reverse)