I appreciatively slam Gorilla Grodd's back so hard, for congrats on that creative way of killing, he suffers from internal bleeding and falls down half a minute after.
I whisper something so terrible, so abhorrent, and so true into IHIYC's ear that he turns to the bottle and dies a pauper's death in an abandoned building, where the hobos rifle through his pockets for valuables and the rats have a feast, untroubled by what their meal has known.
Poog shank GoatGroper for suggesting awful ambush by japanese boys in girls' clothing.
I'll just hire Bolba Fett to assassinate the Ulfen Death Squad
I kill krevon via beard arson.
Ulfen's Squad provides the mass for a new universe. It isn't a pleasant experience.
Poog shove big stick in backside of blackbird, we roast him over bonfire nice and crispy.
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I Photoshop Gorilla Grodd's head onto a series of pictures of GoatToucher enjoying a few very private moments, making the ape die of shame
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I publish very real moments of Pulg in a Sailor Moon costume with GoatToucher, causing him to share in the monkey's fate.
I lure IHIYC into a nice closet for hiding. Unfotunately for him its actaully a disguised airlock and he is jettisoned into empty space where he explodes in a messy pink and purple mist.
UDS loses their heads laughing so hard at the entertainment!
Wei ji lands on my cleverly disguised glue trap, breaks a wing trying to get out and dies of internal bleeding. Yick. Someone pick it up with a pair of tongs and put it in the trash.
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I fill Agraic's mouth with peas then challenge him to a duel, asking him to name his weapons. While he's attempting to say 'glaive-guisarme-fauchard' with a mouthful of peas, I stab him through the eye.
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Little does the mad monkey know I secretly planted a explosive devise in Pulgs rectum (don't ask) which will detonate upon Pulgs death.
The Gods themselves speak on this silliness. Holy water rains from the heavens. UDS was accidentally caught in the shower.
Holy Water enemas for the UDS!
A goat sprayed with utterly lethal contact poison... Okay, it isn't a perfect plan, but I still score some points for trying, don't I?
A pot pourri breathing komodo dragon submerged in Sissyl's pot pourri, assuming she has some. If not, I dunno. Trebuchet?
On IHIYC's bath night, I surreptitiously push a plugged in toaster into the bath tub with him. Shocking, I know.
I'll use an old Jedi mind trick to get Gorilla Grodd to take a walk in the vacuum of space.
I put a paper sack around Krevon's beard and light it on fire so he hammers his head and face into a pulp on the nearest hard surface trying to put the fire out.
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Molten Dragon is so busy watching his death by fire that he fails to notice the loaded canons surrounding him.
I yell out, "Hey, all you rip-roaring-drunken bishops there! You're being manipulated by a bunch of crude undead vikings, what does that make you feel like doing to them?"
Boatload of hostile Energy Channeling in 3, 2, 1....
Time for a classic. I hand IHIYC a wrapped present with a bow and all, containing just enough air-primed explosives to let me get out of explosive range.
"Here you go, clown."
Don't worry about the clown, worry about this...
*pulls a lever to dump UDS into a lake of churning lava*
:does a seductive fan-dance for Sissyl, causing her brain to self destruct to avoid the trauma:
The old fashioned way, * twist GoatToucher's neck*
Into the wood chipper with you. Don't struggle, it's almost over.
I'll just time travel and kill your mom in the closet
And ecause you're really his brother, adopted away at birth, you efficiently cease your own existence too.
And because -you- are the mother in question, you freeze and shatter into a million fragments.
Inflates GT a-la Dig Dug where he expands until he pops in a gooey mess.
I jab a bomb into MOlten Dragon's mouth and bolt it shut.
1 portal away and his head explodes in a gory mess.