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[Cr500cricket]

I toss Sissyl in the way of the shot, two people, one explosion.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Poog toss lightning-bomb at metal cricket, he shut down with much crackling.

[krevon]

I'll tell Poog there is candy and firworks in torpedo tube one, then launch him into space.

[Gorilla Grodd]

I crack open krevon's skull with a war hammer made from dwarf forged steel. I just love irony!

[Gorilla Grodd]

Unfortunately, I meet my own tragic end when I accidentally spy several attractive young girls bathing in a hot spring. While I enjoyed watching, I none the less suffered a fatal heart attack from over stimulation.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

That fatal heart attack be Poog knifing you in back.

[lorenlord]

I convince Poog that that next time someone asks if he's a god, say no.

Poog is vaporized by extraplanar energy.

[krevon]

Picking up lorenlord and tossing him down the reactor core of "extraplanar energy"

[Game Master Scotty]

Booting krevon into a molten pot of gold.

[Gorilla Grodd]

And I boot GMS into the pot of gold after him.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Boot (as in, the back end of a car) To Gorilla Grodd's Head!

[krevon]

I'll go ahead toss the clown and his closet in the reactor core. Instead of a back wash of energy it will bursts of confetti.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I make sure it's razor-sharp Damascus steel confetti so it scours krevon's face off his skull as he so carelessly looks on his handiwork from above.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Remote destroy Death Star, with all you guys and gals on it, goblinz FTW!!!

[Sissyl]

*tries to regain control of her ship spinning away from the wreckage*

*sees a tiny shuttle with a gobbo on it, and fires, reducing THE Poog and his remote control to space debris*

[rashly5]

I use an Implicate-Order Annihilation Field [Fatal, Potential Theological Implications] to separate your entire beings from everything in the universe in every way.

[krevon]

I'll just let Han shoot first.

[Icyshadow]

While Han is busy shooting, I give krevon a fatal stab through the heart with a rusty but nonetheless sharp dagger.

[Gorilla Grodd]

*Straps Icyshadow to a catapult and flings him into the sun.*

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Poog use lethal cattleprod on ape-Grodd.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I bombard "THE" Poog of Zarongel with sound effects from the 1960s Batman TV show until his head explodes.

POW!
KA-ZAM!
WOW!
BOOM!!!

Right! I hereby call for a new dawn of Sound-Effects-For-Your-Kills Season!

[Sissyl]

I put the clown into an iron maiden, then pull the lever to release it to impale him.

Sssssssschplurrrrrtzzzz....

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I put Sissyl on the rack, then pull the grip until it's....a messy finish.

[Game Master Scotty]

Strap TFF into a dunking chair and rinse and repeat in a pond of holy water.

[Cr500cricket]

Skins Game master Scotty alive

[Pulg]

I infect Cr500cricket with BANJO FEVER!

*rikkydinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink*
*rikkydinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink*
*rikkydinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink*
*rikkydinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink*

*Dinkdinkdinkdikkleikkledinkdinkdinkdink
Dinkdinkdiiink di-dink, di-dikkleikkle ink
Dikkleink
Dikkleink
Dikkleink*

AAAAAAAUGH!!!!!

[Gorilla Grodd]

I put my hands on Pulg's head and...

*SQUEEZE!!!*

...His skull caves in.

*CCCRRRRAAAACCCKKK!!! SPLUSH!!!*

[Sissyl]

I throw Gorilla Grodd into a woodchipper. Turns out it chips gorillas too.

Thunkwhinewhineshraggashraggashraggasplatt!!!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I tie Sissyl to a railroad track, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

*CHUGGACHUGGATOOOOOOOOOOOTTOOOOOOO-squish!*

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I knock our board jester over the head, shackle him and drop him into a piranha populated lagune.

[Pulg]

I ask TFF 'ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!', and when he says 'yes', kick him in the nuts.

That won't kill him, of course; I have a little man with a steel-rimmed bowler hat who takes care of that sort of thing.

*WHUPWHUPWHUPWHUPWHUP*

*SCHLUK!*

*THUMP*

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Sadly for Pulg, i'm not into football in the least, saying NO and just push Cr500cricket in my place.

Watching the poor cricket, i cross my devilish heart and exact revenge by ripping off Pulg's head...Mortal Kombat style.

[Cr500cricket]

I break the bonds between the atoms in TFF causing him to simply disappear.

[Gorilla Grodd]

*Acts like Tarzan while swinging on a vine...*

Aaaaaahhhhh, aaaahhh!

*Until it breaks!*

*SNAP!*

Look out below!

*KER-SPLAT!!!*

I land on cr500cricket, turning him into the world's largest pizza.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I put Gorilla Grodd in a Chinese water torture apparatus until his brain implodes.

*drip...*

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[krevon]

I'll let Grodd loose while IHYC is adjusting the drip rate.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Poog drop 50 flasks of alchemist fire onto krevon, full dmg.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I dispose of "THE" Poog of Zarongel Dig-Dug-style.

*PuffpuffpuffpuffPOP!*

[Sissyl]

Horror clown gets tied up and put in a trebuchet. Sissyl produces an axe.

"Hey, Sissyl, aren't you gonna aim that at something?"
"Nah. It goes for miles. Doesn't much matter what it hits."

Chop! RUMBLECRACKFLINGGGG!!!...
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waiting
waiting
waiting
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THLUSCH!!!

[GoatToucher]

Having summoned the elder god THLUSCH herself, Sissyl's body and soul are consumed with no external effort from me.

[Gorilla Grodd]

Coward! If you're going to KILL someone, then do it YOURSELF!

*Lunges onto GoatToucher and pounds him to death. Then starts to eat the corpse.*

Now you know why I hate bananas, I'm carnivorous.

[rashly5]

*proceeds to back a dumptruck filled with bananas into the scene before dumping said bananas on Gorilla Grodd to suffocate him*

[krevon]

I'll summon an ewok swarm to pound you to death with sticks and rocks and stuff

[Sissyl]

I explode a death star over krevon and all his ewoks, destroying their entire forest moon with countless tons of radioactive waste.

eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

[GoatToucher]

:watches as a chunk of Death Star slams into Sissyl's ship, sending it into an uncontrolled descent into the atmosphere of the forest moon:

:few survive the landing. Those that do are soon devoured by ewoks:

[Game Master Scotty]

Kidney check Goat Toucher with a shiv.

Yup, still has 'em.

I keep digging to assist with that little problem.

[ℬaphomet]

I beamed Scotty, with a falling I-Beam.

[Game Master Scotty]

ℬaphomet wrote:

I beamed Scotty, with a falling I-Beam.

I beam up Baphomet, then scramble the transporters so badly all that remains are, well..nothing.

That should make my namesake happy.

Surprised it took this long for a beam me up scotty joke/kill.

[Gorilla Grodd]

I ensured that it would take a while, so that GMS would die of surprise.

[GoatToucher]

I provide Grodd with dozens of lady gorillas hopped up on gorilla aphrodisiacs (I keep a bottle in my pocket for just such an occasion). I watch with glee as Grodd mates himself into a frenzy, and, ultimately, fatal cardiac arrest.

In lieu of flowers, I place a bunch of bananas with him in his coffin, telling those gathered "He always loved bananas..."