108: "I expected a challenger, not the baby sister of my opponent's squire."
109: (Sniffs the air as if smelling something bad) "Do you smell that?"
(Looks at boots and looks relieved) "Oh good, I thought I stepped in something. That foul stench is coming from you."
111.) Out of curiosity, have you ever heard about (last opponent I fought)?
[Foe says yes] - Well, you're looking at his killer.
[Foe says no] - Interesting. I suppose the next enemy I fight will say the same thing when I ask them if they've ever heard of you.
112.) Feel free to quaver. Even Paladins fear my blade.
113.) I've met the luckiest and bravest man. He was the only person who's challenged me twice.
Edited for that extra sting.
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115. (With a hefty nod to Raul Julia and the writers of Street Fighter the movie) Your friends and family will recall this day with great remorse and pain, I will recall it as another Oathday.
116. Dying by my hand will be the most memorable thing about you, to those who will bother to remember you at all.
117. Do not concern yourself about who will take care of your lovely bride, I've been taking care of her since I arrived and I will take care of her after you're gone.
118. NEXT!
119. Come along, the rest of your tribe is waiting for me to kill them.
120. If your gods truly loved you, they would have caused you to oversleep this morning.
121. Don't worry, what I'm about to do to your face will most likely improve it.
122. When someone told you to die young and leave a good-looking corpse, did you forget the part about being good looking.
123. Years from now, the people living in this hamlet will remember the day I came to this town and killed some half-wit whose name they can't recall.
124. Hemlock would have been less painful.
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125. Did your mommy make you that armor?
127. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you couldn't kill it either!
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128. Take out my ass? Let me tell you a little story about my ass. I put my ass on the line every day. There is a long line of people and monsters that have wanted to kick my ass, chew out my ass, or take a piece out of my ass. My ass is worth its weight in gold. But I'm in a generous mood. If you ask really nicely, I might just let you kiss it.
129. I've seen better movement from that tree over there
130. Who taught you how to fence? You should get your money back.
131. *To a seer, diviner or oracle* You can see the future and you still came here? You must have a death wish.
131 b. *When the oracle says 'future can be changed' or something like that* Then this is your chance to change the future. Kneel and beg for mercy.
135 Don't bother (when opponent intruduces himself), I tell them to write 'Turd' on your tombstone.
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136. No one [insert verb here] like Gaston!
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138. First, take a big step back... and literally, F#*+ YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of b%!*%%&$ power play you're trying to pull here, but [insert location here] is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly f%@$ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the f*&~ing [insert name of powerful organization here] and get a f*!$ing binding resolution to keep me from f!%*ing destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, m!~+*$*$#*$@! I will massacre you! I WILL F~~~ YOU UP!
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139. You are a child's plaything!
140. *In response to #139* You are a sad, strange, little man, and you have my pity.
141. There once was a Knight of the Cock,
who faced a foe dumb as a rock.
Said the foe, "I will beat you,
and roast you, and eat you!"
"What you need in your mouth," quoth the Knight, "is a sock!"
142. "Look, given your obvious level of skill, I could pull down my pants, tie both hands behind my back, and fight you with my... Ahem. And still win, of course. But if I wanted a fight that embarrassingly easy, I'd pick one with a newborn."
150. What, are you here to audition for the part of Ugly Corpse in my next play? Because that's the only intelligent reason to challenge me.
151. Just die. I have better things to do than kill you myself.
153. You're such an easy opponent that the only way it would be hard to kill you is if you were already dead.
155. Oh look! Your head has suddenly separated from your body! Oh wait, you can't hear me. Wasted witticism.
156) Look, I know you want the body, but if you don't cooperate therse' going to be two corpses I've gotta carry around...