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"Sorry, Merisiel, but you need to go. Since Reiko showed up, you're worthless."
"So what kind of a name is James Jacobs anyway?"
Play it, Lem.
It is pitch black. We are likely to be eaten by... something.
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Its a barn. How the hell do you miss it one time in 20?
"Did Sajan just punch that t-rex to death from the inside?"
It is pitch black. We are likely to be eaten by... something.
*waves*
[Marches around film site with a sign reading "Paizo Unfair to Labor, Goblins"]
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Vive le Galt!
"I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Kortos Falcon."
"The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of."
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"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
And
"Let me get this straight, someone once thought it was a better idea to bind a sodding pit fiend and task it to maintain the water level here forever, than to build an overflow hatch in the dam???"
And
"Well, who can fathom the mind of a peasant?"
"You look like crap, my friend... How did you get into the city?"
"...by catapult. It seemed like a better idea back then."
And
"See fungal infection in my du-o-de-num here? Means you gonna bite it if you go left when you hear roar."
And
"Hey... Anyone seen a girl with very long white hair, big melons, painted blue, wearing a minimal red dress and ten pounds of cooking utensils?"
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That, my liege, is how we know Golarion to be banana-shaped.
97. "This is a trap isnt it."
98. "It's a TRAP!"
I am dungeonmaster, that was Vengor, welcome to the realm of...erm.....Golarion
...wait, are we talking *Paizo* movie or *Pathfinder* movie? Because they're two different things...and really, the former would be pretty well covered here: Overheard at the Paizo office :D
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...wait, are we talking *Paizo* movie or *Pathfinder* movie? Because they're two different things...
Good point, I'll go for both...
Paizo Movie:
"Redacted"
"You know, actually saying the word 'redacted' doesn't actually work the way you think it does..."
"Aaaarmooor Spiiiiikes!!!"
"Oh gawd, Am Barbarian! has struck again!"
"I hear that we've sold out of the waterfront taven flip mats again, time to hit the streets and do more 'research' ".
"It's pronounced Pai-, you know what, never mind... Golem, smash!"
“Welcome to Paizo… … and unfortunately our HR department has decided you aren’t actually a good fit for our company, though we wish you well in your next endeavor. Goodbye!”
Pathfinder Movie:
“I’m Valeros, that’s Seoni. Yes, in the snow. Don’t ask. Obviously Magic.”
"By the blighted eyes of Baba Yaga’s paramour, Am Barbarian! has struck again!"
“Why of COURSE I’m not a member of the Pathfinder Society. Those hooligans steal everything, I’m much more discerning.”
“Paracountess Dralneen, I presume” – this film is not yet rated.
“Razmir, eh? In my day, brigands just said ‘give me all of your stuff'. To be fair, they had fewer magics.”
-TimD
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...wait, are we talking *Paizo* movie or *Pathfinder* movie? Because they're two different things...
So, in the *Paizo* movie, do all the villagers suddenly turn into Tiny blue humanoids when they say the S word?
If it's an animated movie, can we get Lucky Yates to voice the PMG?
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...wait, are we talking *Paizo* movie or *Pathfinder* movie? Because they're two different things...and really, the former would be pretty well covered here: Overheard at the Paizo office :D
Do we call them marvel movies? Or just iron man?
116. "Give me that before you kill yourself.....or me!!"
117. That's no unicorn! That's the Dread Unfrozen Equine Lawyer... SEBASTIAN! His CR is too damn high! Run away, run away!
