147. The tavern is haunted and cursed- it's built on an ancient dwarven burial ground.
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149. A group of pirates bumps the corner table of a group of ninjas...
151. We just had 150 bar brawls and we want to celebrate.
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153. The drunkards stop the fight and make amends. All seems to be peaceful, no more disagreements, and everybody is praising each other.
"Yer the greatest, man!"
"No, yer, the greatest."
"Uh, nah it was my bad on this, yer the greatest!"
"No, it was MY bad, YER the greatest!"
"NO, YER THE GREATEST!"
"NO, YOU ARE!"
... and away we go again.
This is a well-aged joke in media, but why not put it here too?
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156. Cayden Cailean is holding Herald try-outs and how else is he gonna pick out his new champ?
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157. The dwarf barbarian actually lost to an elf in a drinking contest.
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158: There is a local sales convention in town, and the tables are packed with the convention having let out, the bar is packed with convention attendees and convention staffers trying to blow off steam from a long day!
Since the entire neighborhood is packed with this conventioneers, and alcohol is flowing freely, tensions are high, with people looking to blow off steam!! (Comiccon anyone?)
159. The barkeep was out of his special brand people got addicted to.
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160. A man comes in whom each patron in the bar could swear they've already killed at least once. The final straw comes when the bartender demands he pay his huge tab, and the man yanks his own eyeball out of its socket in response and gives it to the bartender as "collateral."
163. Drunken dwarves. 'Nuff said.
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164. A couple of elves stumble into a dwarf bar.
165. A couple of dwarves stumble into an elf bar.
166. A couple of kender stumble into ANY bar.
167. The local Baron's goons come in to say the place IS now under said baron's control (it isn't) and the current patrons must leave so they can assess what's to be improved.
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169. Gambling adventurer hands a Deck of Many Things to an unknowing other adventurer and tells him to cut the cards. Things do not go well.
170. Adventurer hands a deck of cards to drunken barbarian with an axe and tells him to cut the cards. The barbarian takes him a little bit too literally.
172. Ether binge tattoo says not to trust bartender.
173. We're going green. Well, my party's going green, zombie green to be exact. First rule of necromancy: reduce, reuse recycle.
174. Internet poster replies to the wrong thread.
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175: A group of drunken druids proclaim that the beer tastes worse than moose urine, and try to prove their charge with Summon Nature's Ally.
Unfortunately, there's a level of drunkeness that can make "Dire moose" sound like "Tarrasque"...
176. Two groups of Extreme Chess hooligans get rowdy.
180. I got pushed. Again.
181. Elections are next week.
182. Elections are tonight.
183. Election was yesterday and the results are being contested.
184. That guy was feeling up my girlfriend.
185. A young man stands at a table, attempting to woo the woman of his dreams. Just as he delivers his best line a burly man enters the bar and calls the wooer out by name "Hey X, I thought I told you never to come in here again. Now it's gonna cost you..." Problem is; the pcs NEED the young man and his paramour to get together...
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186. "I was cuttin' the rug at a place called The Jug with a girl named Linda Lou...."
187. The door opens, and the man standing there shouts to the room "Free platinum piece!" before tossing it into common room.
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188. Cursed object that makes people fight over it with a will save that's too high to resist.
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189. Because the man in the back said "Everyone attack." It turned into a barroom blitz.
Bravo.
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190. Accidentally groped that half-elf rogue with 18 Charisma; discovered your coin purse in her cleavage.
Combat HUD slides into place, everyone gets their turn.
191. "Accidentally" groped that half-elf rogue with 18 Charisma; her pals Twenty-Strength Half-Orc Fighter, the Self-Proclaimed Battlepope of Fisticuffsmanship (read: Warpriest), and Edvard "Evocation's totally useful after seventh level you guys" Eddard the Evoker strongly object and wish to express their extreme disapproval upon your face.
(Un)fortunately for them, on your side, you've got Odie Olbright (a qigong monk), Amy the Alchemist (who's already seven sheets to the solar wind), and a slayer you just hired to replace the ranger who met with "occupational hazards (read: mauled by bears.)"
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192) You, much to your disapproval, helped your party catch and arrest a wanted criminal and need to get your Chaotic Points back!
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193. You were leaning on a gnome ambassador, mistaking him for a coffeetable. (Perception penalty -5)
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194. Your barbarian decided to show off his halfling-skull cod-piece with some good ol' fashioned pelvic thrusts... And didn't notice the halfling standing infront of him.
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195. A bard walked in, cast darkness then called out "LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMBLLEEE!!!" accompanied by a frenzied techno beat.
196. Your favorite armor was stained by Dragonsblood cabernet; a red wine that never comes out no matter how many Prestidigitations you cast.
197. Because: Tuesday
198. When you caught the gnomes with the scrying/recording lenses looking up your skirt they claimed it was for research.
199. The bell rang
200. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
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No, he comes in with a high level brawler and the Undertaker music starts playing.195. A bard walked in, cast darkness then called out "LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMBLLEEE!!!" accompanied by a frenzied techno beat.
No, he comes in with a synthesist summoner and the Iron Man theme begins to play.
201. That guy over there and his friends were calling the bartender's daughter a sow, she happens to be well liked by all.
200. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
You beat me to it!
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201. An argument over the "tastes great, less filling" debate gets out of hand.
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202. "May I have your attention, ladies and gentlemen, this is your bartender speaking: Is anyone capable of casting the purify food and drink spell? Neutralize poison might come in handy too, especially if you can, uh, cast it on a whole bunch of people at once or something like that...."