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Oh! Oh! I know! How about an apparatus that can be used to open doors and trigger traps and such. I'd like to no longer be subjected to untold torments every time I'm summoned.


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Poofs into view on a nearby staircase. "WHO THE HELL SUMMONED ME HERE?! AAAAAGH!" falls down the stairs and poofs out of view as they hit the bottom.


180. I got pushed. Again.


lemeres wrote:
Door-Opener the Pony on Stairs wrote:
WHY THE HELL DID YOU SUMMON ME HERE?!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE ROSES AND CHOCOLATES COST?!

THEY ARE EXTREMELY HARD TO GET ON THE PLANE OF FIRE, YOU KNOW?

I MEANT WHY SUMMON ME AT THE TOP OF A FLIGHT OF STAIRS?! I AM SICK OF FALLING DOWN THEM ONLY TO BE SUMMONED AGAIN AT THE TOP!


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WHY THE HELL DID YOU SUMMON ME HERE?!